Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 10 · Round 22

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Long John finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:14.033 3 +2 20 10.8
2 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:17.933 +3.90 1 -1 20 10.4
The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks 4 +1 19 11.3
Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 10 +6 30 11.5
Wide Load RUNNING PCK The Pucks 14 +9 29 11.3
Honey Mustard WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 9 +3 30 11.3
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -5 13 10.8
The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -3 15 11.1
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -3 13 10.7
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 +3 22 11.3
Crawlspace RUNNING HEA Basement Heat 7 -4 14 10.8
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +3 12 10.7
Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -5 9 10.1
The Lieutenant RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol 11 -3 4 11.5
Squish RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys 16 +1 8 10.7
Old Gristle RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol 12 -4 4 11.0
2.267
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
6.850
That is a long way off the ground.
12.075
They felt that in the back row.
16.467
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 4-5-7-4-5.
24.400
There goes a piece of The Lieutenant.
28.850
Damp Kevin goes to the front. Career record: 2 wins from 301, average finish 6.9.
33.342
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-4-8-3-1.
40.050
Look at the state of it.
44.400
Damp Kevin goes to the front.
50.050
That was always going to happen.
55.258
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
58.900
Pilot Light is out, and Wide Load did it. Recent finishes: 8-11-3-5-4.
1:00.400
That is The Heel taking Yolk with them.
1:06.458
There is nothing left of it.
1:13.642
There goes a piece of Refried Ron. Recent finishes: 7-15-5-8-12.
1:20.050
Look at Honey Mustard go.
1:24.742
Refried Ron has nothing left on it.
1:27.275
The Kidney has put Puck Yeah out.
1:29.033
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:35.117
Crooked Pete has nothing left on it.
1:39.767
It is coming apart now.
1:47.442
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
1:54.667
Up it goes.
1:56.183
Lil Nugget has put The Kidney out.
2:02.200
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:07.742
There is nothing left of it.
2:16.842
The Heel leaves something behind.
2:26.517
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
2:31.633
There is nothing left of it.
2:33.133
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:37.642
Stripped to the shell.
2:43.558
Lil Nugget will not take much more.
2:45.058
This is the last of it.
2:49.417
The Heel is out.
2:53.917
Lil Nugget will not take much more.
2:55.417
And that is Lil Nugget finished.
3:11.033
Here comes Damp Kevin.
3:14.033
It is Damp Kevin!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 22.358 The Lieutenant 22.358
Smooth Descent Clay Crooked Pete 54.300 Crooked Pete 26.133
Smooth Descent Clay Crooked Pete 1:21.950 Honey Mustard 25.359
Smooth Descent Clay Crooked Pete 1:48.975 The Kidney 26.509
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 2:16.967 Lil Nugget 26.683
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 2:45.033 Damp Kevin 27.334
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:14.033 Damp Kevin 27.391
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 4 1/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 9 1/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 10 0/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 15 0/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 17 0/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 24 0/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 27 0/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
241 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 8-3-4-7-8.
6.74
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
223 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 9-13-11-14-3.
190.39
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
230 starts, 43 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 5-7-2-3-1.
2.09
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
210 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 6-2-1-5-5.
8.65
6
The Kidney The Beans
226 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 7-11-13-13-7.
181.04
5
Refried Ron The Beans
230 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 16-9-15-15-13.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
230 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 7-10-12-7-13.
92.34
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
210 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 16-13-15-15-15.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
234 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 14-14-11-4-14.
99.27
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
231 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-5-11-6-11.
110.84
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
237 starts, 51 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-4-16-4-6.
10.25
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
240 starts, 59 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 2-3-15-1-2.
8.40
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
220 starts, 6 wins, average finish 12.3. Last five: 13-11-12-16-13.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
245 starts, 51 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 6-5-1-8-4.
7.26
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
224 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 13-14-16-10-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
229 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.8. Last five: 4-15-8-14-15.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
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57m ↓15°
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57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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