Derby · Season 10 · Round 3
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Thick Rick finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:04.417 | — | 13 | +12 | 39 | 12.7 |
| 2 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:04.817 | +0.40 | 10 | +8 | 47 | 12.4 |
| 3 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:08.158 | +3.74 | 12 | +9 | 43 | 13.1 |
| 4 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:16.608 | +12.19 | 6 | +2 | 38 | 11.6 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:18.058 | +13.64 | 3 | -2 | 11 | 11.0 |
| 6 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:19.575 | +15.16 | 4 | -2 | 11 | 11.1 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -6 | 13 | 11.1 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -6 | 14 | 10.7 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -2 | 30 | 11.7 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -5 | 27 | 11.6 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -2 | 32 | 12.4 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +2 | 17 | 13.6 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | -2 | 20 | 13.0 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 17 | 11.8 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 12 | 10.6 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 8 | 11.9 |
2.308
Tender Greg is airborne! Recent finishes: 8-5-4-4-13.
6.550
A new leader — The Lieutenant. Career record: 73 wins from 296, average finish 3.7.
10.875
Thick Rick is losing bits. Recent finishes: 12-1-2-3-9.
15.200
Tender Greg is losing bits.
20.050
Look at Squish go.
24.692
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 12-1-2-3-9.
30.050
And it all goes wrong.
34.908
There is nothing left of it.
40.050
Honey Mustard is going backwards.
41.917
Tender Greg is out, and Second Sock did it.
43.758
Pilot Light is out.
49.275
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 13-2-6-2-1.
54.192
You do not see that every day.
57.650
Squish is out, and The Lieutenant did it.
1:02.442
Oh, that is a big one.
1:06.983
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
1:11.292
That is a long way off the ground.
1:15.508
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
1:21.467
Slapper is airborne!
1:26.383
Crawlspace leaves something behind.
1:30.692
Chunk is in trouble.
1:35.142
Chunk is out.
1:39.525
They will not want to see that again.
1:41.025
Slapper is out.
1:46.700
A new leader — Wide Load.
1:51.867
Butter Bean leaves something behind.
1:56.183
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
2:01.533
Up it goes.
2:03.033
Honey Mustard will not be back.
2:07.300
You do not see that every day.
2:11.642
And that is Sweaty Gerald finished.
2:14.142
Crawlspace is out.
2:23.500
Extraordinary scenes.
2:30.317
Thick Rick is airborne!
2:38.958
They felt that in the back row.
2:40.958
Crooked Pete is out.
2:47.367
And it all goes wrong.
2:48.867
This is the last of it.
2:56.400
Up it goes.
3:01.417
Wide Load is coming to the flag.
3:02.700
Thick Rick goes to the front.
3:04.200
Nothing in it!
3:05.700
Wide Load takes it!
3:07.200
That is Wide Load taking Floppy Joe with them.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 13.208 | The Lieutenant 13.208 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Thick Rick | 28.375 | Thick Rick 12.492 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Thick Rick | 43.367 | Slapper 14.583 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Thick Rick | 59.983 | Wide Load 11.850 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Thick Rick | 1:15.433 | Honey Mustard 13.075 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Thick Rick | 1:31.292 | Slapper 13.167 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 1:46.908 | The Lieutenant 13.933 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:01.225 | Wide Load 14.317 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:14.983 | Wide Load 13.758 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:30.642 | The Lieutenant 14.867 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:47.783 | The Lieutenant 14.100 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 3:04.417 | Thick Rick 14.884 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 11 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 13 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 13 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Beans | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 15 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Lump Patrol | 16 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 30 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
202 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 15-16-15-13-15.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
223 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 12-16-10-16-15.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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