Derby · Season 10 · Round 30
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win
Gravy took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Honey Mustard finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:37.158 | — | 11 | +10 | 34 | 12.3 |
| 2 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:43.700 | +6.54 | 9 | +7 | 32 | 12.0 |
| 3 | Slapper | The Pucks | 3:44.533 | +7.38 | 13 | +10 | 36 | 12.0 |
| 4 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:45.200 | +8.04 | 12 | +8 | 34 | 12.3 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:45.233 | +8.08 | 3 | -2 | 18 | 10.8 |
| 6 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:48.792 | +11.63 | 1 | -5 | 15 | 10.6 |
| 7 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:49.058 | +11.90 | 10 | +3 | 47 | 12.3 |
| 8 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 3:49.250 | +12.09 | 14 | +6 | 36 | 11.7 |
| 9 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:49.350 | +12.19 | 2 | -7 | 16 | 10.7 |
| 10 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 4:00.267 | +23.11 | 7 | -3 | 26 | 10.8 |
| 11 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 4:00.783 | +23.63 | 5 | -6 | 19 | 10.8 |
| 12 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 4:01.042 | +23.88 | 6 | -6 | 24 | 10.7 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -9 | 19 | 10.4 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +2 | 24 | 11.7 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 12 | 10.6 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 11 | 11.6 |
3.800
That has come off. Recent finishes: 3-8-4-4-7.
9.000
Old Gristle goes to the front.
13.617
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
19.183
That has come off.
25.525
There goes a piece of Pilot Light. Recent finishes: 9-5-6-14-5.
30.050
Stubbs is coming through. Recent finishes: 16-2-3-3-7.
34.950
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 13-8-4-2-6.
39.350
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 12-2-7-3-7.
44.008
That has come off.
50.050
Extraordinary scenes.
54.550
Old Gristle goes to the front.
59.000
You do not see that every day.
1:03.450
Custard is airborne!
1:04.950
Tender Greg is out, and Second Sock did it.
1:10.050
Oh, that is a big one.
1:17.775
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:26.533
Up it goes.
1:31.275
That is a long way off the ground.
1:39.250
And that is Pilot Light finished.
1:44.308
The Heel leaves something behind.
1:48.633
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:54.183
That is a long way off the ground.
2:00.083
Custard leaves something behind.
2:08.817
That has come off.
2:14.033
Up it goes.
2:18.800
You do not see that every day.
2:23.500
Look at the state of it.
2:29.342
Up it goes.
2:34.142
It is coming apart now.
2:38.375
Up it goes.
2:43.000
That is real damage.
2:48.775
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:50.317
Custard is out, and Old Gristle did it.
2:55.700
Sweaty Gerald is losing bits.
2:58.367
The Heel will not be back.
3:04.175
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
3:08.625
Stubbs leaves something behind.
3:17.858
There is nothing protecting Gravy now.
3:19.358
This is the last of it.
3:24.275
That was always going to happen.
3:31.408
That is a long way off the ground.
3:34.158
Here comes Gravy.
3:35.967
Big Randy leaves something behind.
3:37.467
Gravy wins the derby.
3:46.758
They felt that in the back row.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 21.233 | Gravy 21.233 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 44.408 | Old Gristle 22.825 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:07.442 | Old Gristle 21.867 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Custard | 1:34.408 | Stubbs 22.133 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:59.133 | Gravy 20.883 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:25.700 | Honey Mustard 22.550 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 2:51.583 | The Coaster 21.858 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:17.908 | Slapper 23.733 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Pucks | 11 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 15 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 23 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 25 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 30 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
213 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 13-15-15-16-13.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
238 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 15-16-10-1-14.
219.30
Course preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
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30m
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50m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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15m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
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15m
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Smooth Descent
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50m
↓15°
The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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