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Derby · Season 10 · Round 32

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win

Second Sock took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Butter Bean finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:14.325 — 3 +2 23 11.1
2 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:17.817 +3.49 5 +3 35 10.6
3 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:28.192 +13.87 10 +7 35 11.4
— Long John RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 1 -3 23 10.4
— The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -1 18 10.6
— Big Randy WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -4 18 10.4
— Old Gristle RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +5 30 11.8
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +5 19 10.7
— The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +5 25 11.2
— Thick Rick RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -1 19 10.2
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -4 12 10.8
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +4 11 10.5
— Pilot Light RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -5 11 10.3
— Custard RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +1 13 10.7
— The Kidney RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -9 7 10.4
— Gravy RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -5 8 10.5
2.275
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-5-1.
10.050
Look at Yolk go.
14.792
There goes a piece of Big Randy. Recent finishes: 5-6-9-8-9.
19.475
Up it goes.
24.350
You do not see that every day.
29.642
That has come off.
34.508
There goes a piece of Gravy. Recent finishes: 2-7-2-3-8.
40.050
Look at Lil Nugget go. Recent finishes: 2-3-2-4-3.
45.008
That has come off.
50.050
Big Randy is coming through. Recent finishes: 5-6-9-8-9.
55.225
That has come off.
58.183
Big Randy has put Yolk out.
1:02.492
Custard is going nowhere.
1:07.450
Slapper takes the lead.
1:10.917
Radiator is out, and Second Sock did it.
1:16.583
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:21.200
Oh, that is a big one.
1:29.717
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
1:34.708
That is a long way off the ground.
1:39.367
Extraordinary scenes.
1:49.250
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:52.042
That is Butter Bean taking The Coaster with them.
2:00.458
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:06.667
It is coming apart now.
2:12.408
You do not see that every day.
2:16.750
Lil Nugget leaves something behind.
2:21.300
The Heel goes to the front.
2:22.800
Big Randy is out, and Pilot Light did it.
2:29.950
Up it goes.
2:37.208
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:45.567
Last lap.
2:57.550
Pilot Light is going nowhere.
3:00.017
The Heel will not be back.
3:08.267
That has come off.
3:11.325
Here comes Second Sock.
3:14.125
Lil Nugget has nothing left on it.
3:15.625
Second Sock wins the derby.
3:22.800
The Kidney is going nowhere.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 27.042 Custard 27.042
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 53.958 Lil Nugget 25.617
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:20.617 Slapper 25.792
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 1:51.625 Second Sock 26.600
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:18.792 Second Sock 26.750
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 2:45.567 The Heel 26.642
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:14.325 Second Sock 27.208
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 6 1/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 10 0/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 13 1/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 17 1/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 17 0/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 23 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 24 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 26 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
251 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 8-6-2-6-3.
5.45
1
Big Randy The Noodles
228 starts, 14 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 15-3-11-1-15.
23.92
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
247 starts, 37 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 5-7-2-8-5.
2.29
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
216 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-3-5-5-9.
7.41
22
Butter Bean The Beans
244 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 16-5-12-9-12.
61.12
6
The Kidney The Beans
231 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 13-10-8-13-8.
161.35
4
Radiator Basement Heat
254 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 9-14-13-14-12.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
214 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 14-13-15-15-16.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
232 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-7-4-6-6.
15.91
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
233 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 9-4-13-5-11.
54.37
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
247 starts, 30 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 8-1-4-1-6.
19.44
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
248 starts, 61 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 1-1-16-5-5.
7.16
8
Slapper The Pucks
221 starts, 24 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 11-12-12-15-13.
156.61
3
The Coaster The Pucks
235 starts, 22 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 12-4-10-14-8.
75.07
21
Custard The Soft Boys
230 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-9-12-10-1.
36.22
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
233 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 10-16-12-16-16.
219.30

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
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57m ↓15°
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Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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