Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 10 · Round 33

The Wall — Team Pack Race

The Board Track · The Wall · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Thick Rick survives to win

Thick Rick took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. The Unit finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:09.542 9 +8 44 12.8
2 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:14.000 +4.46 7 +5 38 11.7
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:14.350 +4.81 11 +8 44 12.5
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:17.600 +8.06 4 0 13 10.8
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:17.750 +8.21 6 +1 26 11.8
6 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:18.008 +8.47 3 -3 17 11.0
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:19.883 +10.34 1 -6 17 11.2
8 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:20.817 +11.28 2 -6 19 11.4
Gravy WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 12 +3 41 13.4
Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -5 23 11.4
Lil Nugget RUNNING NUG The Nuggets 10 -1 22 12.6
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 8 -4 13 11.3
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +3 24 12.5
Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 -1 23 11.7
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 0 18 12.3
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 -2 13 13.3
2.250
Up it goes.
7.650
There goes a piece of Slapper. Recent finishes: 10-1-1-1-5.
15.100
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
20.050
Look at Puck Yeah go.
24.258
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 3-4-8-8-4.
30.050
Thick Rick is on the move. Recent finishes: 3-2-3-2-3.
34.950
A new leader — Radiator.
39.175
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-1.
43.433
There goes a piece of Slapper. Recent finishes: 10-1-1-1-5.
47.992
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
52.658
They felt that in the back row.
57.650
There goes a piece of Gravy.
59.150
Puck Yeah will not be back.
1:03.517
Absolute carnage.
1:08.475
They felt that in the back row.
1:12.733
Extraordinary scenes.
1:17.475
There goes a piece of Custard.
1:22.092
Slapper has nothing left on it.
1:27.258
Stripped to the shell.
1:28.758
Squish is out, and Lil Nugget did it.
1:31.250
That is Thick Rick taking Slapper with them.
1:36.067
And that is Custard finished.
1:41.375
Oh, that is a big one.
1:42.875
That is The Unit taking Radiator with them.
1:50.050
Look at Thick Rick go.
1:55.050
Oh, that is a big one.
1:59.733
That was always going to happen.
2:04.133
They felt that in the back row.
2:10.050
It is unravelling for Butter Bean.
2:11.550
Sweaty Gerald will not be back.
2:15.767
Extraordinary scenes.
2:26.825
The Lieutenant is airborne!
2:33.675
The Lieutenant is losing bits.
2:40.600
Up it goes.
2:46.958
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:48.458
This is the last of it.
2:56.292
The Lieutenant is losing bits.
2:58.292
That is Big Randy taking Gravy with them.
3:04.875
Thick Rick is airborne!
3:06.542
Here comes Thick Rick.
3:09.542
Thick Rick wins the derby.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Boards Radiator 15.317 Radiator 15.317
Smooth Descent Boards Puck Yeah 29.950 Puck Yeah 13.933
Smooth Descent Boards Radiator 44.692 Squish 13.558
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 58.133 Gravy 12.891
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 1:13.842 Custard 15.025
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 1:29.467 Lil Nugget 14.517
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 1:44.283 Thick Rick 14.225
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 2:00.275 Thick Rick 13.942
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 2:18.683 The Lieutenant 14.350
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 2:33.858 The Lieutenant 14.383
Smooth Descent Boards Gravy 2:48.133 Gravy 14.275
Smooth Descent Boards Thick Rick 3:09.542 Thick Rick 14.625
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 10 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 12 1/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 12 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 14 1/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 15 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 15 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 28 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
252 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 3-8-6-2-6.
7.77
1
Big Randy The Noodles
228 starts, 14 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 15-3-11-1-15.
29.89
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
237 starts, 44 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 5-1-7-8-3.
3.01
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
247 starts, 37 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 5-7-2-8-5.
3.88
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
227 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 13-8-10-13-11.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
245 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 13-16-5-12-9.
67.52
1
The Unit Basement Heat
231 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 14-7-14-8-4.
24.83
4
Radiator Basement Heat
255 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 11-9-14-13-14.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
232 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-7-4-6-6.
20.40
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
234 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 6-9-4-13-5.
106.13
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
245 starts, 53 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 4-14-3-1-3.
4.97
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
248 starts, 31 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 1-8-1-4-1.
18.61
8
Slapper The Pucks
221 starts, 24 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 11-12-12-15-13.
216.98
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
230 starts, 6 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 16-2-11-10-11.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
235 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.8. Last five: 13-15-7-13-15.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
231 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 10-6-9-12-10.
100.07

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
35m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
35m ↓15°

A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.

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