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Derby · Season 10 · Round 35

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Floppy Joe survives to win

Floppy Joe took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Gravy finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:28.275 — 2 +1 5 10.7
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:28.850 +0.58 12 +10 22 11.9
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:29.100 +0.83 4 +1 2 10.9
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:31.767 +3.49 3 -1 2 10.8
5 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:33.317 +5.04 1 -4 3 10.6
6 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:35.383 +7.11 10 +4 36 11.1
7 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:35.858 +7.58 14 +7 26 12.1
8 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:36.450 +8.18 15 +7 20 11.1
9 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:39.133 +10.86 16 +7 13 11.4
10 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:42.892 +14.62 9 -1 38 13.9
11 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:44.325 +16.05 7 -4 8 10.8
12 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:46.342 +18.07 6 -6 11 10.6
13 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:47.458 +19.18 5 -8 10 10.5
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -3 27 12.2
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -7 12 10.6
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -3 20 11.0
3.400
A new leader — Squish.
8.650
Chunk goes to the front. Career record: 85 wins from 318, average finish 3.7.
20.050
Oh, that is a big one.
26.942
That was always going to happen.
31.558
Up it goes.
48.042
That has come off. Recent finishes: 6-4-13-8-4.
53.267
And it all goes wrong.
57.650
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-1.
1:09.033
Chunk is losing bits.
1:16.275
Squish is losing bits.
1:22.400
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 15-3-4-8-8.
1:26.700
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 6-13-14-8-9.
1:37.300
Chunk is losing bits.
1:43.400
That is a long way off the ground.
1:48.392
They felt that in the back row.
1:52.758
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
1:57.592
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:01.792
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:08.083
Puck Yeah will not take much more.
2:10.100
Puck Yeah is out, and Second Sock did it.
2:15.883
That has come off.
2:21.800
Stubbs is airborne!
2:32.283
There is nothing left of it.
2:37.058
Up it goes.
2:41.775
Chunk has nothing left on it.
2:46.175
That has come off.
2:49.000
Pilot Light is out.
2:53.408
That is a long way off the ground.
2:58.817
They felt that in the back row.
3:00.917
This is the last of it.
3:02.417
And that is Chunk finished.
3:08.125
Extraordinary scenes.
3:12.750
That is a long way off the ground.
3:17.717
Stubbs is airborne!
3:22.067
Sweaty Gerald is airborne!
3:25.275
Here comes Floppy Joe.
3:28.275
Floppy Joe wins the derby.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay Chunk 23.267 Chunk 23.267
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 50.383 Stubbs 26.175
The Hairpin Clay Chunk 1:13.317 Gravy 22.908
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:41.600 Damp Kevin 25.317
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:06.600 Gravy 25.000
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:34.400 Crooked Pete 25.316
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:00.917 Second Sock 25.708
Smooth Descent Clay Floppy Joe 3:28.275 Floppy Joe 25.167
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 6 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 16 1/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 16 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 17 2/2 4
6 PCK The Pucks 23 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 25 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 26 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
227 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 7-2-16-4-9.
62.27
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
233 starts, 9 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 15-11-2-14-13.
118.34
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
247 starts, 37 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 5-7-2-8-5.
2.80
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
239 starts, 44 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 4-3-5-1-7.
1.82
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
227 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 13-8-10-13-11.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
247 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 6-5-13-16-5.
99.32
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
238 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 2-11-11-10-10.
100.58
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
214 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 14-13-15-15-16.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
231 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 9-12-2-6-11.
38.05
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
232 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-7-4-6-6.
19.93
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
198 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 10-7-2-14-9.
130.57
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
249 starts, 31 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-1-8-1-4.
13.42
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
232 starts, 6 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 8-14-16-2-11.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
222 starts, 24 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 12-11-12-12-15.
116.48
21
Custard The Soft Boys
232 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 12-10-6-9-12.
62.12
2
Squish The Soft Boys
236 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.8. Last five: 10-13-15-7-13.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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