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Derby · Season 10 · Round 42

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Tube Sock survives to win

Tube Sock took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. The Unit finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:18.233 — 4 +3 22 10.4
2 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:20.758 +2.53 8 +6 27 10.6
3 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:21.267 +3.03 6 +3 23 10.9
— Thick Rick RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +6 34 11.8
— Big Randy RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 1 -4 17 10.7
— Second Sock RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -3 20 10.5
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -5 13 10.8
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +7 19 11.4
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -2 12 10.6
— Custard RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +6 14 11.2
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -2 18 11.9
— Gravy RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -1 5 11.5
— Slapper RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 13 0 5 11.1
— The Coaster RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 14 0 7 11.2
— The Kidney RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 5 -10 2 9.6
— Chunk RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -4 6 11.2
2.275
That was always going to happen.
7.650
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 2-2-4-2-5.
12.700
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 1-1-3-3-1.
18.350
Slapper is losing bits. Recent finishes: 1-1-3-1-1.
24.500
A new leader — Tube Sock. Career record: 1 wins from 316, average finish 6.7.
29.117
That has come off. Recent finishes: 6-7-5-7-8.
34.500
Tube Sock goes to the front.
40.050
You do not see that every day.
50.050
Stubbs is going backwards.
55.342
Squish is airborne!
1:00.600
A new leader — Crooked Pete.
1:07.308
Thick Rick is airborne!
1:12.875
That has come off.
1:20.050
Oh, that is a big one.
1:24.358
That has come off.
1:30.050
Custard is going backwards.
1:37.392
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:40.883
Pilot Light is out, and Second Sock did it.
1:50.592
Crooked Pete is out.
1:54.833
Second Sock has put Squish out.
1:59.792
And it all goes wrong.
2:06.967
And it all goes wrong.
2:19.317
Up it goes.
2:25.067
They will not want to see that again.
2:29.292
Second Sock has stalled.
2:33.950
There is nothing left of it.
2:39.950
Tube Sock takes the lead.
2:49.408
One to go.
2:59.750
A new leader — Thick Rick.
3:06.250
Tube Sock takes the lead.
3:15.233
Here comes Tube Sock.
3:18.233
It is Tube Sock!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 26.250 Tube Sock 26.250
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 54.208 Crooked Pete 26.416
Smooth Descent Clay Crooked Pete 1:22.058 Thick Rick 25.875
Smooth Descent Clay Crooked Pete 1:49.733 Thick Rick 27.042
Smooth Descent Clay Thick Rick 2:19.725 Thick Rick 27.750
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 2:49.408 Sweaty Gerald 28.358
Smooth Descent Clay Tube Sock 3:18.233 The Unit 27.133
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 1/2 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 11 1/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 12 0/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 15 0/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 18 1/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 18 0/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 27 0/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
235 starts, 14 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 7-8-6-6-6.
18.35
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
228 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 15-7-2-16-4.
181.21
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
253 starts, 38 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 3-4-1-3-5.
1.96
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
238 starts, 31 wins, average finish 4.2. Last five: 4-5-3-7-6.
2.57
6
The Kidney The Beans
236 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 15-8-13-9-12.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
233 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 16-10-7-11-12.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
220 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 10-13-12-15-14.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
237 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 6-2-10-11-5.
21.71
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
234 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 9-7-6-9-12.
36.34
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
236 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 14-1-10-10-8.
28.07
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
254 starts, 32 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 9-16-2-1-3.
43.94
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
202 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.9. Last five: 2-11-5-13-10.
156.15
8
Slapper The Pucks
225 starts, 24 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 14-8-3-12-11.
187.86
3
The Coaster The Pucks
241 starts, 24 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 11-9-1-8-1.
56.62
2
Squish The Soft Boys
237 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.8. Last five: 15-10-13-15-7.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
238 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 5-13-14-14-7.
79.10

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
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7m ↓15°
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57m ↓15°
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Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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