Derby · Season 10 · Round 43
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 11 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:05.358 | — | 13 | +12 | 40 | 13.1 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:08.592 | +3.23 | 12 | +10 | 37 | 13.2 |
| 3 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:16.825 | +11.47 | 4 | +1 | 11 | 11.0 |
| 4 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:17.708 | +12.35 | 3 | -1 | 9 | 10.6 |
| 5 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:23.358 | +18.00 | 1 | -4 | 15 | 10.8 |
| — | Gravy WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +5 | 48 | 12.7 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -5 | 13 | 11.3 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +2 | 47 | 12.0 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -1 | 26 | 11.9 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -5 | 27 | 11.1 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -5 | 21 | 11.1 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +2 | 21 | 12.8 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +3 | 26 | 12.8 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 18 | 12.1 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 12 | 11.1 |
| — | Thick Rick RUNNING | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -7 | 13 | 11.3 |
2.250
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 4-13-8-7-4.
6.633
Pilot Light leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 15-7-5-12-7.
10.983
They will not want to see that again.
15.342
The Kidney leaves something behind.
20.050
The Kidney is coming through. Recent finishes: 7-8-5-15-7.
24.683
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 4-13-8-7-4.
30.050
Gravy is coming through. Recent finishes: 5-2-2-4-2.
34.267
They felt that in the back row.
40.050
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
45.175
Absolute carnage.
50.050
The Kidney is coming through.
55.108
Pilot Light has nothing left on it.
57.208
Damp Kevin has put Pilot Light out.
1:02.100
That has come off.
1:07.650
A new leader — Crawlspace.
1:11.208
The Coaster has put Squish out.
1:15.617
Absolute carnage.
1:20.050
Look at Honey Mustard go.
1:25.558
Up it goes.
1:30.050
Look at The Coaster go.
1:35.508
Up it goes.
1:39.783
There is nothing left of it.
1:42.142
Custard is out, and Honey Mustard did it.
1:47.125
Look at the state of it.
1:48.625
The Coaster is out, and Damp Kevin did it.
1:52.975
Gravy is losing bits.
1:57.383
Gravy is airborne!
2:03.050
And that is Sweaty Gerald finished.
2:07.375
That has come off.
2:12.758
Wide Load is airborne!
2:17.067
There is nothing protecting Honey Mustard now.
2:21.375
And that is The Kidney finished.
2:22.875
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:29.558
They will not want to see that again.
2:34.742
That is a long way off the ground.
2:36.242
That is Wide Load taking Honey Mustard with them.
2:40.767
Wide Load is losing bits.
2:45.267
That is real damage.
2:51.775
This is the last of it.
2:54.683
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:56.183
Gravy is out.
3:02.358
Wide Load has it.
3:05.358
Wide Load wins the derby.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Pilot Light | 14.008 | Pilot Light 14.008 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Crawlspace | 30.192 | Gravy 14.009 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Crawlspace | 46.158 | Second Sock 14.959 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Crawlspace | 1:02.667 | Wide Load 14.200 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 1:18.742 | Honey Mustard 12.891 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 1:33.042 | The Lieutenant 14.300 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 1:49.250 | Gravy 14.850 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Gravy | 2:04.658 | Gravy 14.683 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:20.233 | Wide Load 13.883 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:36.667 | Wide Load 14.308 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 2:51.775 | Wide Load 12.842 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Wide Load | 3:05.358 | Wide Load 13.583 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 8 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 12 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 13 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 21 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 24 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
221 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 15-10-13-12-15.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
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16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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