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Derby · Season 10 · Round 5

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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The Coaster wins at Kidney Flats

The Coaster took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:27.275 — 13 +12 31 11.9
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:28.875 +1.60 11 +9 23 12.3
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:32.608 +5.33 10 +7 41 11.5
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:32.683 +5.41 14 +10 29 11.6
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:32.808 +5.53 3 -2 1 10.3
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:33.308 +6.03 2 -4 6 10.3
7 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:33.850 +6.58 9 +2 28 11.8
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:34.000 +6.73 1 -7 5 10.5
9 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:35.792 +8.52 4 -5 4 10.5
10 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:36.708 +9.43 12 +2 38 11.3
11 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:40.492 +13.22 16 +5 21 11.6
12 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:42.325 +15.05 7 -5 13 10.6
13 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:43.283 +16.01 5 -8 8 10.7
14 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:45.300 +18.03 6 -8 17 10.2
15 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 3:45.950 +18.68 8 -7 11 10.9
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 11 11.7
3.450
A new leader — Squish. Career record: 3 wins from 285, average finish 5.7.
10.050
Squish is coming through. Recent finishes: 5-3-8-4-4.
21.825
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 8-6-16-6-7.
26.100
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
30.508
Sweaty Gerald is airborne! Recent finishes: 7-6-10-5-7.
37.525
Squish is losing bits. Recent finishes: 5-3-8-4-4.
47.633
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
54.150
Wide Load is airborne!
58.867
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
1:04.742
That was always going to happen.
1:10.050
Look at Butter Bean go.
1:18.825
Honey Mustard is airborne!
1:23.967
The Lieutenant is airborne!
1:29.158
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:34.892
Look at the state of it.
1:40.050
The Coaster is coming through.
1:44.383
Gravy is losing bits.
1:50.050
Second Sock is losing places.
1:55.767
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:59.542
That is Second Sock taking Tender Greg with them.
2:09.217
Oh, that is a big one.
2:14.167
That is a long way off the ground.
2:20.050
Lil Nugget is coming through.
2:25.158
That has come off.
2:30.050
And it all goes wrong.
2:36.492
That is a long way off the ground.
2:42.825
That is a long way off the ground.
2:53.975
They felt that in the back row.
3:02.350
Last lap.
3:06.700
That is a long way off the ground.
3:15.283
Oh, that is a big one.
3:24.275
The Coaster is coming to the flag.
3:27.275
The Coaster wins the derby.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay The Lieutenant 25.950 The Lieutenant 25.950
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 48.000 Gravy 21.383
The Hairpin Clay Gravy 1:12.742 Gravy 24.742
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:39.525 The Coaster 25.475
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:05.558 The Coaster 24.767
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:33.342 Squish 25.325
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:02.350 The Coaster 22.891
Smooth Descent Clay The Coaster 3:27.275 The Coaster 24.967
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 5 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 10 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 12 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 14 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 14 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 27 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 27 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
213 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-6-15-6-10.
97.17
1
Big Randy The Noodles
214 starts, 13 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 16-7-8-10-3.
33.31
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
221 starts, 41 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-3-6-1-10.
2.70
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
237 starts, 37 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-5-3-2-7.
3.44
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
214 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 12-14-16-8-13.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
227 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-9-13-5-11.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
220 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 7-6-10-11-11.
185.61
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
202 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 15-16-15-13-15.
219.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
223 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 12-10-6-8-14.
174.28
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
224 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 12-7-6-5-8.
77.79
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
236 starts, 27 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-4-9-6-3.
25.05
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
227 starts, 49 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 5-1-10-2-1.
6.08
3
The Coaster The Pucks
221 starts, 21 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 8-5-2-4-7.
35.04
4
Wide Load The Pucks
237 starts, 49 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-1-7-4-7.
5.69
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
223 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 12-16-10-16-15.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
221 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.8. Last five: 9-11-10-14-11.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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