Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 10 · Round 6

The Pinch — Team Pack Race

The Pinch Works · The Pinch · 135 m · 16 competitors Pinch points Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Damp Kevin survives to win

Damp Kevin took The Pinch — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Gravy finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:19.258 3 +2 16 11.1
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:21.383 +2.13 12 +10 28 11.9
3 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:21.500 +2.24 2 -1 9 10.4
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 3:23.383 +4.13 1 -3 12 10.6
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:23.700 +4.44 4 -1 13 10.8
6 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:29.167 +9.91 11 +5 34 12.6
7 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:32.167 +12.91 7 0 20 10.5
8 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:35.450 +16.19 14 +6 32 12.0
9 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:35.542 +16.28 8 -1 23 10.9
10 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:36.117 +16.86 6 -4 23 11.4
Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 10 -1 37 12.1
Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 +1 27 12.1
The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -8 18 10.9
Honey Mustard WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 9 -5 30 11.8
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +1 21 11.3
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 -1 11 11.0
3.400
A new leader — Squish. Career record: 3 wins from 286, average finish 5.7.
9.650
A new leader — Gravy. Career record: 58 wins from 271, average finish 3.7.
20.050
Look at The Unit go.
24.983
That is a long way off the ground.
30.050
Tender Greg is coming through.
34.958
Tender Greg is airborne!
39.292
Gravy is losing bits. Recent finishes: 3-2-16-2-2.
44.600
Look at the state of it.
49.725
There goes a piece of Tender Greg. Recent finishes: 4-5-8-5-4.
59.667
Tender Greg is losing bits. Recent finishes: 4-5-8-5-4.
1:04.367
Oh, that is a big one.
1:09.083
Wide Load is losing bits.
1:13.292
You do not see that every day.
1:20.050
Look at Slapper go.
1:24.425
Up it goes.
1:28.025
Squish has put Tender Greg out.
1:33.058
That has come off.
1:40.050
Big Randy is on the move.
1:44.600
You do not see that every day.
1:49.075
Stripped to the shell.
1:53.508
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
1:57.758
Up it goes.
2:03.942
There is nothing left of it.
2:11.867
Extraordinary scenes.
2:13.367
And that is Squish finished.
2:20.050
That is a long way off the ground.
2:26.858
Stripped to the shell.
2:32.717
There is nothing protecting Honey Mustard now.
2:37.442
Gravy is airborne!
2:43.575
They felt that in the back row.
2:47.925
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
2:49.425
And that is Honey Mustard finished.
2:53.592
The Unit has put The Kidney out.
2:57.658
Last lap.
3:02.950
That is Second Sock taking Slapper with them.
3:09.150
Damp Kevin has put Lil Nugget out.
3:16.258
Damp Kevin is coming to the flag.
3:18.517
And it all goes wrong.
3:20.017
It is Damp Kevin!
3:28.125
Up it goes.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 21.283 Slapper 21.283
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 40.592 Squish 18.817
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 1:04.367 Tender Greg 20.450
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 1:27.808 Lil Nugget 21.142
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 1:49.217 Squish 21.409
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:13.000 Gravy 20.950
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 2:35.142 Lil Nugget 20.184
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:57.658 The Lieutenant 18.900
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:19.258 Big Randy 21.450
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 6 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 7 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 8 2/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 16 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 20 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 23 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 25 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
214 starts, 13 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 16-7-8-10-3.
26.80
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
213 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-6-15-6-10.
116.90
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
221 starts, 41 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-3-6-1-10.
2.47
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
237 starts, 37 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 2-5-3-2-7.
2.81
6
The Kidney The Beans
221 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 6-13-10-8-14.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
227 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-9-13-5-11.
154.82
1
The Unit Basement Heat
216 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 3-7-7-11-12.
62.23
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
220 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.5. Last five: 7-6-10-11-11.
125.91
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
224 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 12-7-6-5-8.
100.72
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
223 starts, 5 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 12-10-6-8-14.
204.47
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
227 starts, 49 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 5-1-10-2-1.
8.35
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
236 starts, 27 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 4-4-9-6-3.
58.52
8
Slapper The Pucks
210 starts, 23 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-15-11-13-10.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
237 starts, 49 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-1-7-4-7.
6.95
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
223 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 12-16-10-16-15.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
221 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.8. Last five: 9-11-10-14-11.
219.30

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
11m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

A disused rolling mill with an oval laid through the old loading bay, and a gap in the wall under four metres wide. Sixteen arrive at that gap together, two get through, and the rest sort it out — nine times a race, in front of a crowd that has stopped pretending it came for any other reason. The wall is original ironwork and has never once been repainted, on the grounds that it would only want doing again by Tuesday. Standing room is capped for reasons the management prefers not to put in writing.

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