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Derby · Season 10 · Round 9

The Rink — Team Pack Race

The Cold Store · The Rink · 124 m · 16 competitors No grip Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Chunk finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Slapper PCK The Pucks 2:52.942 — 13 +12 15 11.6
2 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:55.208 +2.27 12 +10 15 11.2
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 3:00.708 +7.77 14 +11 14 10.7
4 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:01.650 +8.71 9 +5 27 11.0
5 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:01.833 +8.89 10 +5 26 10.7
6 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:16.417 +23.48 11 +5 22 10.9
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:27.700 +34.76 3 -4 12 9.3
— Second Sock RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -4 12 9.9
— Big Randy RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 1 -8 10 9.7
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -4 15 9.4
— Crooked Pete RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -9 9 9.7
— The Unit RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -5 13 9.9
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -5 12 9.9
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +1 18 9.8
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -10 12 9.5
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 11 11.1
3.000
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 1-2-2-2-2.
7.808
Oh, that is a big one.
12.650
The Lieutenant goes to the front. Career record: 74 wins from 299, average finish 3.7.
17.700
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 9-3-5-3-1.
22.233
That has come off. Recent finishes: 7-6-5-5-8.
28.708
That is a long way off the ground.
38.725
Tender Greg leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 5-4-4-5-8.
43.858
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
48.983
Tender Greg leaves something behind.
53.417
The Lieutenant is airborne!
59.417
They will not want to see that again.
1:04.342
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
1:08.992
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
1:15.208
That has come off.
1:23.367
There goes a piece of Pilot Light.
1:29.058
That has come off.
1:33.267
Squish leaves something behind.
1:38.450
Slapper goes to the front.
1:39.950
Tender Greg is out.
1:44.792
That has come off.
1:49.150
Chunk goes to the front.
1:53.825
That is real damage.
1:57.642
That is Big Randy taking Refried Ron with them.
2:03.292
That was always going to happen.
2:08.225
The Coaster is losing bits.
2:15.000
Squish will not be back.
2:27.350
Pilot Light is out, and Big Randy did it.
2:33.275
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
2:35.425
Last lap.
2:42.242
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:49.942
Here comes Slapper.
2:51.858
There is nothing left of it.
2:53.358
Slapper wins the derby.
2:59.650
The Lieutenant is airborne!
3:19.933
Oh, that is a big one.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 19.117 Slapper 19.117
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 33.808 Slapper 14.691
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 51.892 Thick Rick 16.250
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 1:07.342 Slapper 15.450
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 1:25.225 Slapper 17.883
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 1:44.025 The Coaster 15.883
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 2:00.667 Thick Rick 15.100
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 2:18.200 Honey Mustard 15.417
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 2:35.425 Thick Rick 16.575
Smooth Descent Slick Slapper 2:52.942 The Coaster 16.000
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 4 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 8 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 9 2/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 15 1/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 20 0/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 25 0/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 25 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 30 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
214 starts, 13 wins, average finish 6.0. Last five: 16-7-8-10-3.
36.72
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
214 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-2-6-15-6.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
221 starts, 41 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 1-3-6-1-10.
3.39
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
238 starts, 37 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 3-2-5-3-2.
4.01
5
Refried Ron The Beans
226 starts, 0 wins, average finish 12.9. Last five: 13-15-15-12-13.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
214 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 12-14-16-8-13.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
217 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 8-3-7-7-11.
53.25
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
202 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 15-16-15-13-15.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
225 starts, 8 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 11-12-7-6-5.
36.08
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
216 starts, 6 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-4-9-3-6.
13.42
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
228 starts, 50 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-5-1-10-2.
2.89
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
190 starts, 6 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 12-14-1-16-11.
196.37
8
Slapper The Pucks
210 starts, 23 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-15-11-13-10.
58.25
3
The Coaster The Pucks
222 starts, 21 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 5-8-5-2-4.
14.04
2
Squish The Soft Boys
221 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.8. Last five: 9-11-10-14-11.
219.30
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
224 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.5. Last five: 16-12-16-10-16.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°

Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.

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