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Floor · Season 9 · Round 23

The Balcony — Team Pack Race

The Balcony · The Balcony · 24 m · 16 competitors Slick floor Heavy lurch
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Crooked Pete wins at The Balcony

Crooked Pete took The Balcony — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Second Sock finished second. The Noodles took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 44.767 — 2 +1 0 2.4
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 42.758 — 3 +1 1 17.4
3 The Kidney BEA The Beans 41.808 — 6 +3 0 17.1
4 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 39.525 — 16 +12 0 18.3
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 19.367 — 4 -1 0 20.7
6 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 15.633 — 1 -5 0 18.8
7 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 15.158 — 11 +4 0 19.4
8 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 12.625 — 8 0 1 18.7
9 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 11.392 — 10 +1 0 19.2
10 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 10.542 — 7 -3 0 19.3
11 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 10.533 — 9 -2 0 19.3
12 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 10.425 — 13 +1 0 19.2
13 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 10.292 — 12 -1 0 19.1
14 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 10.150 — 5 -9 1 19.1
15 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 9.808 — 14 -1 0 19.0
16 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 8.492 — 15 -1 2 19.1
0.000
The floor is live.
5.100
Custard is right on the edge. Recent finishes: 4-13-8-7-4.
6.500
There goes another one.
8.117
The floor is getting smaller.
8.492
Custard goes in.
9.700
They will not want to see that again.
9.892
That is Wide Load finished.
11.250
There goes another one.
11.292
In goes Refried Ron.
12.692
Gravy goes in.
12.775
The floor is getting smaller.
14.092
That is The Coaster finished.
14.283
There goes another one.
15.492
Stubbs is gone.
15.758
Look at the state of it.
16.892
That is The Unit finished.
17.208
Oh dear.
18.292
Thick Rick goes in.
18.633
And it all goes wrong.
19.692
Pilot Light goes in. Recent finishes: 7-5-12-7-13.
20.042
The floor is getting smaller.
21.092
Chunk is gone. Recent finishes: 2-3-4-9-2.
21.417
They will not want to see that again.
22.492
Floppy Joe is gone.
22.775
No idea what happened there.
23.892
Damp Kevin is gone. Recent finishes: 6-10-2-5-9.
24.117
That is the sport, right there.
25.433
Look at the state of it.
26.733
There goes another one.
28.017
The floor is getting smaller.
29.275
They will not want to see that again.
30.517
You do not see that every day.
31.742
Less of it every time you look.
32.950
Another panel gone.
34.142
Less of it every time you look.
35.108
It is climbing now. Recent finishes: 8-9-6-8-3.
35.317
Less of it every time you look.
36.483
There goes another one.
37.625
Another panel gone.
38.750
Less of it every time you look.
38.992
They will not want to see that again.
39.867
There goes another one.
40.392
That is Tender Greg finished.
40.967
The floor is getting smaller.
41.808
That is The Kidney finished.
42.058
Less of it every time you look.
43.133
There goes another one.
43.208
Down to the last two.
44.192
There goes another one.
44.608
Second Sock is gone.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Glass Crooked Pete 37.625 Crooked Pete 37.625
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NOO The Noodles 7 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 17 2/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 18 2/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 20 2/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 20 2/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 20 2/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
229 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 3-16-10-5-9.
14.99
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
193 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 1-8-4-9-7.
5.57
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
216 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 9-3-14-16-7.
11.51
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
202 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 11-13-2-15-12.
24.06
5
Refried Ron The Beans
212 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 14-14-10-12-3.
30.60
6
The Kidney The Beans
181 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 15-8-7-11-5.
23.39
1
The Unit Basement Heat
207 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 1-11-13-15-3.
14.94
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
204 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 5-5-16-12-13.
14.81
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
213 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 8-3-1-1-15.
6.59
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
210 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 11-6-6-10-9.
16.62
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
208 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 8-10-13-6-16.
21.70
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
202 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 12-4-11-5-14.
12.78
3
The Coaster The Pucks
200 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 9-15-16-8-16.
33.35
4
Wide Load The Pucks
219 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 4-12-15-2-15.
14.26
21
Custard The Soft Boys
206 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 7-12-14-5-7.
14.93
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
210 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 12-13-14-8-6.
19.15

Course preview

3 sections · 24 m
Smooth Descent Glass
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Glass. Nothing holds, every lurch is a landslide, and the whole field spends the programme in whichever corner is lowest.

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