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Floor · Season 9 · Round 25

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
FULL TIME Fairness
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Thick Rick wins at The Mezzanine

Thick Rick took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Nuggets. Slapper finished second. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 58.925 — 9 +8 0 2.6
2 Slapper PCK The Pucks 56.917 — 13 +11 1 9.3
3 The Kidney BEA The Beans 56.558 — 5 +2 2 9.7
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 55.667 — 1 -3 3 10.5
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 37.425 — 12 +7 1 18.1
6 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 37.425 — 14 +8 1 18.1
7 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 36.817 — 10 +3 1 17.6
8 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 24.208 — 15 +7 4 18.7
9 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 21.983 — 16 +7 7 19.2
10 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 21.542 — 8 -2 1 18.7
11 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 20.500 — 11 0 1 18.9
12 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 20.483 — 6 -6 7 18.9
13 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 20.275 — 2 -11 2 17.7
14 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 14.233 — 4 -10 0 17.1
15 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 14.208 — 3 -12 0 18.7
16 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 10.775 — 7 -9 3 18.3
0.000
Here we go. Recent finishes: 8-3-3-1-3.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
7.908
Nowhere left for Crawlspace to go. Recent finishes: 4-13-5-7-7.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.750
Absolute carnage.
10.775
Crawlspace is gone. Recent finishes: 4-13-5-7-7.
12.275
Another panel gone.
13.783
Absolute carnage.
14.208
That is Tube Sock finished. Recent finishes: 2-5-6-4-2.
15.258
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
15.608
In goes Second Sock.
16.708
Another panel gone.
18.133
Less of it every time you look.
19.542
Another panel gone.
20.117
The Unit survives that.
20.917
There goes another one.
21.517
That is Crooked Pete finished.
22.275
There goes another one.
22.917
In goes Sweaty Gerald.
23.617
It is chaos out there.
24.317
In goes Gravy.
24.933
That is the sport, right there.
25.717
The Unit is gone. Recent finishes: 5-7-16-6-8.
26.233
Look at the state of it.
27.117
That is Custard finished.
27.517
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
28.517
Tender Greg is gone.
28.775
That is the sport, right there.
30.017
Less of it every time you look.
31.242
Less of it every time you look.
32.450
The floor is getting smaller.
33.642
You do not see that every day.
34.817
Look at the state of it.
34.833
Not long left for anybody.
35.983
Another panel gone.
36.817
Honey Mustard is gone.
37.125
No idea what happened there.
38.217
In goes Old Gristle.
38.250
Less of it every time you look.
39.367
The floor is getting smaller.
39.617
In goes The Coaster.
40.467
Another panel gone.
41.558
You do not see that every day.
42.633
The floor is getting smaller.
43.692
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
44.742
You do not see that every day.
45.775
Another panel gone.
46.800
The floor is getting smaller.
47.808
Less of it every time you look.
48.808
You do not see that every day.
49.792
You do not see that every day.
50.775
Another panel gone.
51.733
Look at the state of it.
52.692
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
53.642
The floor is getting smaller.
54.575
It is chaos out there.
55.500
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
55.667
Big Randy goes in.
56.408
The floor is getting smaller.
57.067
In goes The Kidney.
57.317
Another panel gone.
58.467
One panel each.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Big Randy 37.125 Big Randy 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Big Randy 53.642 Big Randy 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 8 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 8 2/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 15 2/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 16 2/2 5
5 NOO The Noodles 17 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 17 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 26 2/2 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 29 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
200 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 16-1-10-7-9.
18.38
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
194 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 7-1-8-4-9.
6.14
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
191 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 1-1-7-9-5.
6.92
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
217 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 10-9-3-14-16.
15.11
6
The Kidney The Beans
182 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-15-8-7-11.
26.65
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
216 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 15-5-10-12-14.
25.95
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
219 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 6-12-8-11-9.
13.45
1
The Unit Basement Heat
207 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 1-11-13-15-3.
17.09
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
212 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 15-8-11-6-6.
17.41
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
201 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-16-2-5-15.
10.50
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
204 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 9-11-12-4-11.
10.30
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
218 starts, 21 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 3-16-11-12-3.
15.90
8
Slapper The Pucks
201 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 14-16-14-4-6.
34.25
3
The Coaster The Pucks
201 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 7-9-15-16-8.
17.61
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
211 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 3-12-13-14-8.
22.96
21
Custard The Soft Boys
207 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 12-7-12-14-5.
16.45

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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