Paper Mogul Sports
Floor · Season 9 · Round 28

The Decking — Team Pack Race

The Decking · The Decking · 26 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Refried Ron wins at The Decking

Refried Ron took The Decking — Team Pack Race for the The Beans. Big Randy finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 1:15.858 6 +5 0 2.9
2 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 1:15.858 2 0 0 2.6
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1:15.858 4 +1 1 2.9
4 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 59.633 12 +8 2 10.1
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 52.992 5 0 7 13.0
6 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 45.467 7 +1 3 15.7
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 44.325 1 -6 3 16.3
8 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 43.200 10 +2 4 16.7
9 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 39.683 14 +5 5 18.1
10 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 38.642 8 -2 7 18.1
11 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 37.933 9 -2 7 18.0
12 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 37.042 11 -1 7 18.3
13 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 27.642 15 +2 5 17.6
14 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 23.433 16 +2 6 18.3
15 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 21.792 3 -12 5 16.4
16 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 18.775 13 -3 8 18.2
0.000
The floor is live.
7.000
There goes another one.
8.725
Less of it every time you look.
10.417
It is chaos out there.
12.075
Another panel gone.
13.708
That is the sport, right there.
15.317
Less of it every time you look.
16.258
Nowhere left for Wide Load to go. Recent finishes: 12-6-1-1-3.
16.892
Another panel gone.
18.442
The floor is getting smaller.
18.775
In goes Wide Load.
19.975
Less of it every time you look.
21.475
You do not see that every day.
21.792
The Heel is gone. Recent finishes: 13-3-7-6-2.
22.950
There goes another one.
23.433
Yolk goes in.
24.400
They will not want to see that again.
25.833
Another panel gone.
26.875
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 8-4-5-4-6.
27.242
Less of it every time you look.
28.275
In goes Tender Greg.
28.633
Oh dear.
30.000
Absolute carnage.
31.350
Extraordinary scenes.
32.675
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
33.983
Well, that was always going to happen.
34.392
And somehow it stays up. Recent finishes: 7-7-15-6-5.
35.275
There goes another one.
36.550
And it all goes wrong.
37.042
The Lieutenant is gone.
37.808
There goes another one.
38.442
In goes Honey Mustard.
39.050
Less of it every time you look.
39.842
The Unit is gone.
40.275
You do not see that every day.
41.242
In goes The Coaster.
41.475
Another panel gone.
42.667
You do not see that every day.
43.200
That is Thick Rick finished. Recent finishes: 6-2-3-3-2.
43.850
Another panel gone.
44.600
That is Crooked Pete finished.
45.008
Look at the state of it.
46.000
Radiator is gone.
46.158
Another panel gone.
47.292
Less of it every time you look.
48.408
It is chaos out there.
49.517
The floor is getting smaller.
50.608
Less of it every time you look.
51.692
The floor is getting smaller.
52.758
There goes another one.
52.992
That is Sweaty Gerald finished.
53.817
The floor is getting smaller.
54.858
There goes another one.
55.892
Extraordinary scenes.
56.917
The floor is getting smaller.
57.925
There goes another one.
58.925
Another panel gone.
59.633
That is Gravy finished.
59.908
That is the sport, right there.
1:00.892
Another panel gone.
1:01.858
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:15.858
Refried Ron is the last one up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Timber Crooked Pete 40.275 Crooked Pete 40.275
Smooth Descent Timber Big Randy 57.925 Big Randy 17.650
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 6 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 9 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 16 2/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 16 2/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 18 2/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 19 2/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 25 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
196 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 10-14-7-1-8.
13.61
1
Big Randy The Noodles
202 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-4-16-1-10.
14.69
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
207 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 3-7-9-6-16.
21.00
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
219 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 3-1-10-9-3.
10.91
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
217 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 5-15-5-10-12.
25.16
5
Refried Ron The Beans
217 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 13-15-10-13-5.
50.91
4
Radiator Basement Heat
189 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 1-14-6-2-2.
7.29
1
The Unit Basement Heat
208 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 11-1-11-13-15.
24.22
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
201 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-16-2-5-15.
10.57
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
214 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 6-3-15-8-11.
13.44
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
191 starts, 28 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 1-12-8-16-4.
8.36
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
204 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 9-11-12-4-11.
16.34
4
Wide Load The Pucks
221 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 14-2-4-12-15.
18.84
3
The Coaster The Pucks
204 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 8-13-13-7-9.
26.22
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
213 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 5-7-3-12-13.
12.03
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
193 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 4-7-15-3-3.
10.28

Course preview

3 sections · 26 m
Smooth Descent Timber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Scaffold boards in a spiral. Forgiving, unhurried and the only floor on the calendar anybody would describe as pleasant.

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