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Floor · Season 9 · Round 32

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
FULL TIME Fairness
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Gravy wins at The Patio

Gravy took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 1:08.208 — 12 +11 0 2.9
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 1:08.208 — 13 +11 0 0.8
3 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 1:08.208 — 5 +2 0 2.9
4 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 53.308 — 4 0 12 10.0
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 50.167 — 2 -3 3 11.7
6 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 49.292 — 11 +5 12 12.0
7 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 44.883 — 3 -4 0 14.4
8 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 43.075 — 1 -7 14 15.1
9 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 35.292 — 7 -2 7 17.6
10 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 34.825 — 9 -1 11 17.4
11 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 31.533 — 14 +3 7 18.2
12 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 29.383 — 6 -6 8 19.2
13 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 28.142 — 15 +2 11 18.7
14 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 24.508 — 8 -6 9 18.7
15 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 16.200 — 10 -5 7 18.6
16 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 13.742 — 16 0 5 17.6
0.000
Here we go.
6.000
There goes another one.
7.517
The floor is getting smaller.
9.000
Another panel gone.
10.375
Squish is in trouble here. Recent finishes: 6-3-2-8-8.
10.467
The floor is getting smaller.
11.900
Less of it every time you look.
13.308
Another panel gone.
13.742
In goes Squish.
14.692
Another panel gone.
16.058
Less of it every time you look.
16.200
That is Thick Rick finished. Recent finishes: 3-4-6-2-3.
17.400
Another panel gone.
18.717
Less of it every time you look.
20.017
There goes another one.
21.292
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
22.550
There goes another one.
23.433
Crawlspace is in trouble here. Recent finishes: 5-15-5-7-5.
23.792
The floor is getting smaller.
24.833
That is Crawlspace finished.
25.008
There goes another one.
26.208
There goes another one.
27.400
There goes another one.
28.142
Yolk is gone.
28.567
There goes another one.
29.542
In goes Refried Ron. Recent finishes: 9-7-8-7-5.
29.717
The floor is getting smaller.
30.850
The floor is getting smaller.
31.533
Puck Yeah is gone. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-6-1.
31.967
You do not see that every day.
33.075
Another panel gone.
34.167
Another panel gone.
34.825
Honey Mustard is gone.
35.242
You do not see that every day.
36.225
Radiator is gone.
36.300
Another panel gone.
37.350
That is the sport, right there.
38.383
Another panel gone.
39.400
There goes another one.
40.408
The floor is getting smaller.
41.408
The floor is getting smaller.
42.392
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
43.075
That is Crooked Pete finished.
43.367
The floor is getting smaller.
44.325
No idea what happened there.
44.883
Second Sock is gone.
45.275
The floor is getting smaller.
46.208
Less of it every time you look.
47.142
You do not see that every day.
48.058
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
48.967
Less of it every time you look.
49.292
The Lieutenant is gone.
49.867
The floor is getting smaller.
50.692
In goes Floppy Joe.
50.750
Oh dear.
51.625
Less of it every time you look.
52.500
There goes another one.
53.308
That is The Heel finished.
53.358
They will not want to see that again.
54.208
Absolute carnage.
1:08.208
It is Gravy!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 11 2/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 13 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 13 2/2 5
5 BEA The Beans 15 2/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 23 2/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 25 2/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 29 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
199 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 1-6-12-10-14.
9.76
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
234 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 6-3-2-3-13.
8.98
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
222 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 2-14-13-3-1.
14.59
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
208 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 10-3-7-9-6.
19.43
22
Butter Bean The Beans
207 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 2-8-4-7-11.
9.71
5
Refried Ron The Beans
220 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 14-14-16-13-15.
57.28
4
Radiator Basement Heat
189 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 1-14-6-2-2.
8.86
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
222 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 7-3-16-6-12.
13.28
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
201 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-16-2-5-15.
11.81
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
217 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 6-9-10-6-3.
14.60
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
194 starts, 28 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 16-11-15-1-12.
29.08
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
207 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 13-4-7-9-11.
14.27
4
Wide Load The Pucks
225 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 8-15-2-4-14.
12.57
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
198 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 5-6-15-13-1.
18.38
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
193 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 4-7-15-3-3.
11.68
2
Squish The Soft Boys
213 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 12-13-10-16-15.
49.15

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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