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Floor · Season 9 · Round 33

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Radiator wins at The Mezzanine

Radiator took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the Basement Heat. Honey Mustard finished second. The Soft Boys took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 58.592 — 7 +6 0 2.9
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 56.583 — 9 +7 0 9.6
3 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 55.900 — 4 +1 4 10.4
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 49.200 — 14 +10 9 13.6
5 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 43.200 — 15 +10 0 16.0
6 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 42.817 — 16 +10 3 16.1
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 40.925 — 2 -5 1 16.7
8 Slapper PCK The Pucks 40.525 — 13 +5 1 16.8
9 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 32.583 — 11 +2 3 18.2
10 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 31.167 — 3 -7 0 17.6
11 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 30.967 — 1 -10 1 16.0
12 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 27.892 — 12 0 1 18.7
13 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 20.767 — 8 -5 3 19.2
14 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 14.208 — 10 -4 0 18.7
15 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 11.783 — 5 -10 2 19.5
16 The Kidney BEA The Beans 11.067 — 6 -10 3 19.1
0.000
And we are away.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
7.967
The Kidney is right on the edge.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.750
No idea what happened there.
11.067
In goes The Kidney.
12.275
It is chaos out there.
12.467
Butter Bean is gone.
13.783
Look at the state of it.
14.208
In goes Thick Rick.
15.258
There goes another one.
16.708
There goes another one.
18.133
Well, that was always going to happen.
19.067
The Unit is right on the edge. Recent finishes: 6-11-7-7-7.
19.542
They will not want to see that again.
20.767
The Unit is gone.
20.917
Another panel gone.
22.275
Another panel gone.
23.617
There goes another one.
24.933
Less of it every time you look.
25.292
Nowhere left for Gravy to go.
26.233
Another panel gone.
27.517
The floor is getting smaller.
27.892
Gravy is gone.
28.775
Less of it every time you look.
30.017
The floor is getting smaller.
30.967
That is Floppy Joe finished. Recent finishes: 7-6-4-8-11.
31.242
Well, that was always going to happen.
32.367
Second Sock goes in.
32.450
There goes another one.
33.642
There goes another one.
33.767
The Lieutenant is gone.
34.817
They will not want to see that again.
35.983
Less of it every time you look.
37.125
Another panel gone.
38.250
Absolute carnage.
39.367
There goes another one.
40.467
Less of it every time you look.
40.525
Slapper goes in.
41.558
It is chaos out there.
41.925
Long John is gone.
42.633
Another panel gone.
43.325
Yolk is gone.
43.692
The floor is getting smaller.
44.725
Squish goes in.
44.742
The floor is getting smaller.
45.775
The floor is getting smaller.
46.800
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
47.808
There goes another one.
48.808
Another panel gone.
49.200
Wide Load goes in. Recent finishes: 1-16-1-12-6.
49.792
Less of it every time you look.
50.775
The floor is getting smaller.
51.733
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
52.692
Less of it every time you look.
53.642
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
54.575
Another panel gone.
55.500
Less of it every time you look.
55.900
In goes The Heel.
56.408
Well, that was always going to happen.
57.300
Down to the last two.
57.317
The floor is getting smaller.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Long John 37.125 Long John 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate The Heel 53.642 The Heel 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 SFT The Soft Boys 11 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 12 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 13 2/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 14 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 16 2/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 18 2/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 21 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 31 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
234 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 6-3-2-3-13.
8.56
7
Long John The Noodles
196 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 4-2-10-11-10.
20.10
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
223 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 14-2-14-13-3.
19.54
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
208 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 10-3-7-9-6.
19.49
22
Butter Bean The Beans
207 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 2-8-4-7-11.
10.09
6
The Kidney The Beans
188 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 3-5-3-6-7.
12.47
4
Radiator Basement Heat
189 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 1-14-6-2-2.
6.32
1
The Unit Basement Heat
211 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 10-10-9-11-1.
29.71
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
202 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 7-2-16-2-5.
13.52
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
218 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 1-6-9-10-6.
9.62
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
194 starts, 28 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 16-11-15-1-12.
26.29
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
208 starts, 19 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 11-13-4-7-9.
12.94
8
Slapper The Pucks
203 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 2-11-14-16-14.
29.77
4
Wide Load The Pucks
225 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 8-15-2-4-14.
12.66
2
Squish The Soft Boys
213 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 12-13-10-16-15.
50.39
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
193 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 4-7-15-3-3.
13.47

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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