· Season 12 · Round 11
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Chunk finished second. 5 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:15.050 | — | 8 | +7 | 32 | 14.5 |
| 2 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 8:35.377 | +20.33 | 3 | +1 | 34 | 14.2 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:35.534 | +20.48 | 5 | +2 | 36 | 15.4 |
| 4 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 8:37.139 | +22.09 | 2 | -2 | 27 | 14.1 |
| 5 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 8:58.051 | +43.00 | 1 | -4 | 36 | 13.8 |
| 6 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 9:31.660 | +76.61 | 4 | -2 | 33 | 13.1 |
| — | Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 9:49.983 | +94.93 | 14 | +7 | 28 | 14.6 |
| 8 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 9:50.823 | +95.77 | 11 | +3 | 48 | 12.3 |
| — | Second Sock INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 9:50.922 | +95.87 | 9 | 0 | 41 | 13.6 |
| 10 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 9:55.322 | +100.27 | 7 | -3 | 40 | 14.5 |
| 11 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 9:58.722 | +103.67 | 16 | +5 | 39 | 15.1 |
| — | Stubbs INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 9:58.922 | +103.87 | 6 | -6 | 39 | 13.9 |
| 13 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 10:04.156 | +109.11 | 15 | +2 | 52 | 13.6 |
| 14 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 10:06.322 | +111.27 | 13 | -1 | 43 | 13.0 |
| 15 | Pilot Light | Basement Heat | 10:09.850 | +114.80 | 12 | -3 | 49 | 14.1 |
| 16 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 10:13.650 | +118.60 | 10 | -6 | 48 | 12.7 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 22.6 contacts an event coming in.
7.067
Floppy Joe finds trouble. Averaging 19.4 contacts an event coming in.
10.789
Heavy contact for The Coaster.
14.233
And it all goes wrong.
17.839
Second Sock is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 6-2-6-11-5.
24.033
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
27.844
Stubbs gets hit hard. Averaging 19.5 contacts an event coming in.
31.261
And The Coaster takes flight.
34.850
And Crawlspace takes flight.
38.783
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 18.7 contacts an event coming in.
42.372
Big air for Chunk.
47.267
And Thick Rick takes flight.
51.744
It is chaos out there.
56.033
Second Sock drops to the back.
59.456
That is a big one for Crooked Pete.
1:02.950
Damp Kevin is completely off the deck.
1:10.767
Thick Rick goes to the front.
1:17.467
The Coaster takes a knock.
1:22.372
The Coaster is completely off the deck.
1:26.306
Extraordinary scenes.
1:30.011
Gravy is completely off the deck.
1:33.556
Pilot Light gets air.
1:37.244
Up goes Damp Kevin.
1:42.422
Absolute carnage.
1:46.000
That is a big one for The Coaster.
1:50.339
Look at that.
1:54.894
Chunk takes a knock.
2:01.244
Gravy gets hit hard.
2:01.322
Thick Rick has it.
2:04.644
They are going to the line together.
2:08.044
It is The Coaster!
2:14.533
Heavy contact for Squish.
2:19.317
Floppy Joe finds trouble.
2:30.578
It is chaos out there.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Floppy Joe | 1.600 | Crawlspace 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Crawlspace | 5.106 | Chunk 2.938 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Chunk | 7.656 | Chunk 2.462 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Chunk | 10.739 | The Coaster 2.911 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Refried Ron | 13.733 | Tender Greg 1.762 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Chunk | 22.006 | Chunk 8.356 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Chunk | 24.989 | Thick Rick 2.789 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Thick Rick | 27.261 | The Coaster 1.222 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Thick Rick | 28.656 | Thick Rick 1.395 |
| The Drops | Metal | Thick Rick | 29.917 | Thick Rick 1.261 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Thick Rick | 31.272 | Thick Rick 1.355 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Thick Rick | 32.772 | Chunk 1.178 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Thick Rick | 35.039 | Chunk 1.539 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Thick Rick | 41.106 | Chunk 5.433 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Thick Rick | 44.428 | Chunk 3.267 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Thick Rick | 46.411 | Wide Load 1.800 |
| The Drops | Hard | Thick Rick | 48.117 | Wide Load 1.633 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Thick Rick | 50.089 | Thick Rick 1.972 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Thick Rick | 51.789 | The Coaster 1.372 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Thick Rick | 55.300 | The Coaster 2.261 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Thick Rick | 56.917 | Gravy 1.422 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Thick Rick | 59.839 | The Coaster 1.767 |
| The Spiral | Metal | The Coaster | 1:02.967 | Squish 0.589 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Thick Rick | 1:11.700 | Gravy 2.845 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Thick Rick | 1:14.222 | Refried Ron 1.405 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Thick Rick | 1:17.978 | Second Sock 1.800 |
| The Drops | Metal | Thick Rick | 1:19.706 | Gravy 1.605 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:21.194 | The Coaster 1.244 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Thick Rick | 1:23.894 | The Coaster 1.695 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:25.267 | The Coaster 0.811 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Thick Rick | 1:27.189 | The Coaster 1.294 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:28.644 | The Coaster 1.045 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:30.361 | Thick Rick 1.717 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Thick Rick | 1:32.567 | Chunk 1.678 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:35.872 | The Coaster 3.000 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:39.411 | Chunk 2.945 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:41.544 | Chunk 2.094 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 1:43.494 | The Coaster 1.950 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:45.383 | The Coaster 1.889 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:48.872 | The Coaster 3.489 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:51.583 | The Coaster 2.711 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:55.744 | Chunk 3.706 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:58.433 | The Coaster 2.689 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Coaster | 2:02.106 | Thick Rick 1.250 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Thick Rick | 2:04.322 | Thick Rick 1.133 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 5 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 15 | 0/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 16 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 23 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 24 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 28 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · HOME
287 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 12-5-10-6-10.
133.40
3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · HOME
322 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 3-5-6-8-5.
42.48
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · HOME
299 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 4-6-3-4-3.
33.14
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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