Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 12 · Round 19

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 6:39.844 6 +5 25 14.0
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 7:09.100 +29.26 8 +6 31 12.3
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 7:25.082 +45.24 4 +1 29 13.7
4 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 7:30.512 +50.67 5 +1 27 13.1
5 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 8:13.838 +93.99 1 -4 32 10.2
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 8:16.694 +96.85 2 -4 23 11.3
7 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 8:17.040 +97.20 3 -4 33 11.7
The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 8:24.072 +104.23 7 -1 33 13.5
0.017
Crawlspace finds trouble.
6.467
Puck Yeah has the lead. Career record: 172 wins from 322, average finish 3.1.
11.311
Puck Yeah is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 1-6-1-1-3.
14.939
Crooked Pete gets air.
18.917
You do not see that every day.
27.083
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Averaging 20.1 contacts an event coming in.
30.650
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
42.339
That is a big one for Thick Rick.
51.783
The Heel gets hit hard. Averaging 20.2 contacts an event coming in.
56.356
Somebody is going to have to explain that. Averaging 24.1 contacts an event coming in.
1:01.094
That is a big one for Crooked Pete.
1:06.856
Oh dear.
1:12.033
The Heel is last now.
1:15.844
Thick Rick is completely off the deck.
1:20.256
The Lieutenant is airborne.
1:23.950
You do not see that every day.
1:27.906
Big air for Crawlspace.
1:32.561
No idea what happened there.
1:35.533
Here comes Puck Yeah.
1:36.072
Yolk is completely off the deck.
1:39.472
It is Puck Yeah!
1:44.506
Big air for Crawlspace.
2:07.883
They will not want to see that again.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard The Lieutenant 1.950 The Lieutenant 1.950
Smooth Descent Hard The Lieutenant 5.000 Puck Yeah 2.833
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 7.322 Puck Yeah 2.228
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 10.517 Puck Yeah 3.195
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 12.283 Refried Ron 1.761
Peg Field Hard Puck Yeah 13.728 Thick Rick 1.283
The Pinball Table Slick Puck Yeah 15.789 Thick Rick 1.817
Collision Funnel Hard Puck Yeah 16.767 Puck Yeah 0.978
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 18.556 Puck Yeah 1.789
Barrier Run Smooth Puck Yeah 20.022 Puck Yeah 1.466
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 21.961 Puck Yeah 1.939
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 23.761 The Lieutenant 1.684
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 25.800 The Lieutenant 1.905
Fabric Run Soft fabric Puck Yeah 27.172 The Lieutenant 1.300
Sweeping Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 29.528 Puck Yeah 2.356
The Kicker Smooth Puck Yeah 31.044 The Lieutenant 1.489
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 33.378 Puck Yeah 2.334
S-Bend Smooth Puck Yeah 39.883 The Lieutenant 3.067
Tight Curve Smooth The Lieutenant 44.539 Refried Ron 4.305
The Funnel Smooth The Lieutenant 46.867 Puck Yeah 2.283
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 49.217 Puck Yeah 2.223
The Gauntlet Smooth Puck Yeah 51.222 Puck Yeah 2.005
The Hairpin Smooth Puck Yeah 55.000 Puck Yeah 3.778
Split Route Smooth Puck Yeah 57.689 Puck Yeah 2.689
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:02.461 The Lieutenant 4.661
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 1:05.422 Puck Yeah 2.961
Slick Floor Slick Puck Yeah 1:07.817 Puck Yeah 2.395
The Plunge Metal Puck Yeah 1:10.250 Thick Rick 1.978
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:12.622 Thick Rick 2.277
The Kicker Hard Puck Yeah 1:13.628 Thick Rick 0.989
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:15.694 Crooked Pete 1.861
The Gap Hard Puck Yeah 1:17.744 Puck Yeah 2.050
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 1:19.233 Puck Yeah 1.489
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:20.967 Puck Yeah 1.734
The Washboard Hard Puck Yeah 1:23.594 Puck Yeah 2.627
Big Air Metal Puck Yeah 1:26.917 Thick Rick 3.022
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 1:30.839 Thick Rick 2.167
Sweeping Curve Hard Puck Yeah 1:33.406 Yolk 2.422
Final Sprint Hard Puck Yeah 1:36.228 The Lieutenant 2.656
Target Zone Carpet Puck Yeah 1:37.417 Thick Rick 1.166
Exit Gate Hard Puck Yeah 1:38.533 Thick Rick 1.061
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 0/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 0/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 1/1 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 4 1/1 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 5 1/1 4
6 NOO The Noodles 6 1/1 3
7 BEA The Beans 7 1/1 2
8 WET The Wet Socks 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
327 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 7-8-9-6-8.
41.89
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
313 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-2-5-6-7.
32.26
5
Refried Ron The Beans · HOME
317 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 16-7-11-5-7.
177.59
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat · HOME
315 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 13-5-7-7-8.
63.20
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets · HOME
321 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-3-1-3-3.
7.42
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
319 starts, 76 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 2-2-4-2-2.
2.92
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
319 starts, 170 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-3-1-1-1.
1.95
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
318 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-8-4-4-4.
13.60

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

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