· Season 12 · Round 30
The Vertical — Individual Descent
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Carnage — Yolk survives to win
Yolk took The Vertical — Individual Descent for the The Soft Boys. The Heel finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Soft Boys took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 7:00.600 | — | 4 | +3 | 48 | 14.3 |
| 2 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 7:56.478 | +55.88 | 1 | -1 | 47 | 12.9 |
| — | Old Gristle INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 7:57.283 | +56.68 | 8 | +5 | 15 | 20.6 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:08.235 | +67.64 | 5 | +1 | 36 | 15.1 |
| — | Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:30.239 | +89.64 | 7 | +2 | 11 | 22.0 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:35.478 | +94.88 | 2 | -4 | 40 | 12.5 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:35.539 | +94.94 | 3 | -4 | 64 | 11.7 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 9:04.633 | +124.03 | 6 | -2 | 47 | 12.9 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 22.2 contacts an event coming in.
6.433
Puck Yeah takes the lead. Career record: 178 wins from 331, average finish 3.1.
11.000
Up goes Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-2-2.
14.744
Heavy contact for Floppy Joe. Averaging 19.9 contacts an event coming in.
18.228
Up goes Old Gristle.
23.272
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 4-3-8-3-4.
27.383
No idea what happened there.
32.228
The Heel takes a knock.
35.922
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
40.033
Absolute carnage.
44.533
Yolk takes a knock.
48.033
The Kidney is losing places.
51.900
Absolute carnage.
55.411
Radiator is airborne.
58.950
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:02.822
Floppy Joe is completely off the deck.
1:06.267
You do not see that every day.
1:12.739
Big air for Yolk.
1:18.089
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:22.000
And The Heel takes flight.
1:26.056
Up goes Radiator.
1:28.306
Puck Yeah has it.
1:30.039
Big air for Floppy Joe.
1:33.439
It is Yolk!
1:38.461
The Heel gets hit hard.
1:45.600
That is the sport, right there.
1:50.850
Radiator gets air.
1:56.422
Radiator finds trouble.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Metal | Old Gristle | 1.956 | Old Gristle 1.956 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Old Gristle | 5.089 | Puck Yeah 2.906 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Puck Yeah | 7.456 | Puck Yeah 2.289 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Puck Yeah | 10.567 | Old Gristle 3.050 |
| The Drops | Metal | Old Gristle | 13.444 | Radiator 2.194 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 15.550 | Old Gristle 2.573 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Puck Yeah | 16.900 | Yolk 1.267 |
| The Drops | Metal | Puck Yeah | 18.144 | Yolk 1.155 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Puck Yeah | 19.372 | Honey Mustard 1.211 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 21.022 | Puck Yeah 1.650 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Puck Yeah | 22.800 | Honey Mustard 1.661 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Puck Yeah | 24.578 | Puck Yeah 1.778 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Puck Yeah | 31.994 | The Kidney 0.978 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 34.650 | Puck Yeah 2.656 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Puck Yeah | 37.472 | The Heel 1.472 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Puck Yeah | 40.928 | The Heel 1.694 |
| The Drops | Metal | Puck Yeah | 42.561 | The Heel 1.578 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 44.611 | Radiator 1.844 |
| The Gap | Hard | Puck Yeah | 46.506 | Puck Yeah 1.895 |
| The Drops | Hard | Puck Yeah | 47.978 | Puck Yeah 1.472 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 50.228 | Puck Yeah 2.250 |
| The Washboard | Hard | Puck Yeah | 52.411 | Puck Yeah 2.183 |
| Big Air | Metal | Puck Yeah | 54.928 | Puck Yeah 2.517 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 56.833 | Puck Yeah 1.905 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 58.567 | Puck Yeah 1.734 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:00.928 | Puck Yeah 2.361 |
| The Drops | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:02.494 | Puck Yeah 1.566 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:03.817 | Puck Yeah 1.323 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 1:05.617 | Puck Yeah 1.800 |
| The Washboard | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:07.300 | Puck Yeah 1.683 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Puck Yeah | 1:09.056 | Puck Yeah 1.756 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:11.294 | Puck Yeah 2.238 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:13.278 | Puck Yeah 1.984 |
| Slick Floor | Slick | Puck Yeah | 1:15.528 | Puck Yeah 2.250 |
| The Plunge | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:17.400 | Puck Yeah 1.872 |
| Smooth Descent | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:19.572 | Puck Yeah 2.172 |
| The Kicker | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:20.500 | Puck Yeah 0.928 |
| Sweeping Curve | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:22.683 | Puck Yeah 2.183 |
| Final Sprint | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:25.128 | Puck Yeah 2.445 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:28.956 | Floppy Joe 1.411 |
| Exit Gate | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:31.306 | Floppy Joe 1.366 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Soft Boys | 1 | 1/1 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 3 | 0/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 4 | 0/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 6 | 0/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared9
The Heel
The Wet Socks · HOME
320 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-8-8-5-13.
33.50
Course preview
41 sections · 635 m
Starting Ramp
Metal
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Metal
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
The Washboard
Metal
16m
↓32°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
Smooth Descent
Metal
22m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Slick Floor
Slick
16m
↓12°
The Plunge
Metal
18m
↓30°
Smooth Descent
Metal
20m
↓15°
The Kicker
Metal
9m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Metal
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Metal
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Metal
7m
↓8°
Straight down the service core, floor after floor. The fastest legal descent in the sport and the longest way to fall — and those are the same fact, which is not a thing anybody enjoys being reminded of while they are waiting at the top.
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