Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 12 · Round 44

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 7:59.750 1 0 41 15.7
2 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 8:33.262 +33.51 3 +1 38 15.5
3 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 8:42.155 +42.41 6 +3 38 15.4
4 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 8:54.523 +54.77 13 +9 51 14.4
Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:36.917 +97.17 11 +6 45 13.6
Damp Kevin INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 9:40.662 +100.91 16 +10 50 12.6
7 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 9:42.316 +102.57 14 +7 54 13.4
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 9:48.900 +109.15 2 -6 46 12.5
9 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 9:50.188 +110.44 5 -4 48 14.3
10 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 9:54.949 +115.20 8 -2 49 14.0
11 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 10:09.427 +129.68 10 -1 47 13.3
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:11.961 +132.21 12 0 55 11.9
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 10:13.189 +133.44 4 -9 48 12.9
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 10:14.133 +134.38 9 -5 15 20.1
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:32.356 +152.61 15 0 49 14.4
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 11:18.555 +198.81 7 -9 37 22.0
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen.
4.567
The Coaster hits the front.
8.033
The Coaster is coming through.
11.472
Big air for The Coaster.
14.944
And Tender Greg takes flight.
18.511
Second Sock is completely off the deck.
22.728
That is not going to help. Averaging 20.3 contacts an event coming in.
26.278
Heavy contact for Thick Rick.
30.994
Radiator takes a knock. Averaging 23.2 contacts an event coming in.
35.561
Big air for Wide Load. Recent finishes: 1-2-4-1-1.
39.050
And Squish takes flight.
42.683
Big air for Pilot Light.
46.317
And Pilot Light takes flight. Recent finishes: 6-8-5-4-13.
50.072
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 4-6-12-7-5.
55.256
Big air for Tender Greg.
58.794
Look at that.
1:03.406
Right into it goes Damp Kevin.
1:07.589
Wide Load is airborne.
1:12.033
Squish cannot hold position.
1:16.283
Pilot Light is completely off the deck.
1:20.033
Big move from Damp Kevin.
1:24.083
Wide Load gets hit hard.
1:28.033
Look at that.
1:31.594
They will not want to see that again.
1:35.094
That is the sport, right there.
1:38.550
Big air for Old Gristle.
1:42.461
Extraordinary scenes.
1:46.111
And it all goes wrong.
1:49.900
Thick Rick is completely off the deck.
1:53.739
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:57.256
Big air for Refried Ron.
1:57.744
Here comes Wide Load.
2:00.744
It is Wide Load!
2:04.583
Look at that.
2:08.033
Squish is coming through.
2:12.394
And Tender Greg takes flight.
2:16.639
Big air for Tender Greg.
2:20.628
Extraordinary scenes.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Refried Ron 1.561 Refried Ron 1.561
Smooth Descent Metal The Coaster 4.928 The Coaster 2.989
Sweeping Curve Metal The Coaster 7.078 The Coaster 2.150
Smooth Descent Metal The Coaster 9.928 The Coaster 2.850
The Drops Metal The Coaster 11.550 The Coaster 1.622
Peg Field Hard The Coaster 13.300 Stubbs 1.300
The Pinball Table Slick Old Gristle 15.672 Old Gristle 1.722
Collision Funnel Hard Old Gristle 16.650 Stubbs 0.917
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 18.294 Stubbs 1.455
Barrier Run Smooth Old Gristle 19.706 Wide Load 1.212
Sweeping Curve Smooth Old Gristle 21.550 Stubbs 1.828
Bounce Pads Smooth Old Gristle 23.933 Stubbs 2.300
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Old Gristle 27.561 Chunk 3.434
Narrow Pipe Metal Old Gristle 30.394 Damp Kevin 2.428
The Drops Metal Old Gristle 32.078 The Coaster 1.578
Rotating Drum Metal Old Gristle 33.428 Stubbs 1.289
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Old Gristle 35.228 Stubbs 1.606
The Washboard Metal Old Gristle 37.006 The Coaster 1.489
Slick Floor Slick The Coaster 38.639 Wide Load 1.556
S-Bend Smooth Old Gristle 41.989 Chunk 2.584
Tight Curve Smooth Old Gristle 47.411 Refried Ron 2.227
The Funnel Smooth Old Gristle 49.939 Wide Load 2.483
Narrow Pipe Metal Old Gristle 52.644 Second Sock 2.517
The Gauntlet Smooth Old Gristle 54.778 Old Gristle 2.134
The Hairpin Smooth Old Gristle 58.594 Old Gristle 3.816
Split Route Smooth Old Gristle 1:00.211 Old Gristle 1.617
The Spiral Metal Old Gristle 1:03.333 Wide Load 2.167
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Old Gristle 1:17.039 Chunk 13.088
Rotating Drum Metal Old Gristle 1:20.339 Second Sock 1.472
Narrow Pipe Metal Old Gristle 1:23.694 Floppy Joe 1.667
The Drops Metal Old Gristle 1:25.367 Pilot Light 1.512
Peg Field Hard Old Gristle 1:26.644 Wide Load 1.216
The Pinball Table Slick Old Gristle 1:28.278 Wide Load 1.561
Collision Funnel Hard Old Gristle 1:29.067 Wide Load 0.750
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 1:30.328 Wide Load 1.200
Barrier Run Smooth Old Gristle 1:31.417 Wide Load 1.017
Sweeping Curve Smooth Old Gristle 1:33.244 Wide Load 1.717
Bounce Pads Smooth Old Gristle 1:34.728 Wide Load 1.405
Bounce Pads Smooth Old Gristle 1:36.000 Wide Load 1.228
The Gap Hard Old Gristle 1:37.383 Wide Load 1.322
The Drops Hard Old Gristle 1:38.550 Wide Load 1.067
Sweeping Curve Smooth Old Gristle 1:40.583 Wide Load 1.483
The Washboard Hard Old Gristle 1:45.744 Wide Load 2.578
Big Air Metal Old Gristle 1:49.850 Thick Rick 3.139
Smooth Descent Smooth Old Gristle 1:52.206 Thick Rick 2.083
Sweeping Curve Metal Old Gristle 1:54.989 Thick Rick 2.489
Final Sprint Metal Wide Load 1:57.572 Wide Load 2.478
Target Zone Carpet Wide Load 1:59.161 Tender Greg 1.250
Exit Gate Metal Wide Load 2:00.744 Tender Greg 1.311
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 7 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 15 0/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 16 1/2 6
4 LMP Lump Patrol 18 1/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 18 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 20 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 20 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 22 1/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
306 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 4-8-8-6-13.
96.59
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
341 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-8-8-5-3.
39.65
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
327 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-4-4-6-4.
40.69
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · HOME
328 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-5-4-5-4.
49.13
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
329 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-8-5-16-6.
71.06
5
Refried Ron The Beans
334 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-5-6-15-7.
126.91
4
Radiator Basement Heat
323 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 5-15-7-11-7.
128.52
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
330 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 5-13-7-7-13.
132.23
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
322 starts, 24 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-6-2-3-3.
8.52
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
335 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 2-6-3-3-8.
12.01
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
337 starts, 87 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 3-2-2-8-3.
6.93
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
338 starts, 72 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-10-2-6-2.
8.51
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
314 starts, 148 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 1-1-1-1-1.
5.11
3
The Coaster The Pucks · HOME
330 starts, 167 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-1-1-1.
3.53
2
Squish The Soft Boys
327 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 7-3-5-4-3.
26.94
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
316 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.6. Last five: 7-3-3-5-4.
22.83

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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