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Team Pack Race · Season 12 · Round 47

The Gravity Bowl

Chute Tower · The Gravity Bowl · 1,002 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
CHAMPIONSHIP FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win

Slapper took The Gravity Bowl for the The Pucks. Thick Rick finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
— Slapper INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 12:20.989 — 7 +6 57 15.6
— Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 12:21.838 +0.85 2 0 62 14.2
— Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 12:56.206 +35.22 4 +1 60 14.6
4 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 13:14.695 +53.71 5 +1 64 11.8
5 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 13:15.778 +54.79 16 +11 71 13.3
— Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 13:20.683 +59.69 3 -3 65 14.3
— The Heel INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 13:22.777 +61.79 8 +1 55 14.4
8 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 13:32.239 +71.25 9 +1 55 13.8
— Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 13:32.399 +71.41 14 +5 60 14.6
— Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 13:35.789 +74.80 1 -9 75 14.7
11 The Kidney BEA The Beans 13:44.077 +83.09 10 -1 69 12.8
— Squish INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 13:51.949 +90.96 6 -6 42 16.7
— Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 13:55.883 +94.89 12 -1 55 13.7
— Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 13:58.877 +97.89 11 -3 53 22.7
— The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 14:11.932 +110.94 15 0 48 18.6
— Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 14:41.483 +140.49 13 -3 27 22.0
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
5.033
Chunk takes the lead.
10.844
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 1-2-16-2-1.
14.328
Honey Mustard is airborne. Recent finishes: 3-8-3-6-2.
17.800
Old Gristle takes the lead.
21.933
Wide Load is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-2-4.
25.439
Sweaty Gerald takes a knock.
29.122
Thick Rick is completely off the deck. Recent finishes: 4-3-3-8-4.
32.678
And Slapper takes flight.
39.483
And Honey Mustard takes flight. Recent finishes: 3-8-3-6-2.
43.228
Honey Mustard is completely off the deck.
47.194
Wide Load is airborne.
50.872
Look at that.
54.572
Slapper is airborne.
58.333
The lead changes hands. Chunk.
1:04.706
Up goes Slapper.
1:10.039
Big Randy finds trouble.
1:14.517
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:17.967
They will not want to see that again.
1:21.422
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:25.133
That is not going to help.
1:28.678
Well, that was always going to happen.
1:32.172
Squish is airborne.
1:35.778
Big air for Crooked Pete.
1:39.244
Up goes Big Randy.
1:42.672
Crawlspace gets air.
1:47.128
Right into it goes Honey Mustard.
1:50.806
The Kidney finds trouble.
1:54.283
They will not want to see that again.
1:58.533
Up goes Old Gristle.
2:02.394
And it all goes wrong.
2:05.878
Up goes Tender Greg.
2:09.328
And Chunk takes flight.
2:14.156
Crooked Pete gets air.
2:18.494
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
2:22.128
Big air for The Kidney.
2:25.661
Crawlspace is completely off the deck.
2:30.083
Thick Rick gets air.
2:34.006
Heavy contact for The Heel.
2:38.017
Second Sock takes a knock.
2:44.633
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
2:47.478
Old Gristle has it.
2:50.278
Sweaty Gerald takes a knock.
2:53.678
Slapper wins it.
2:58.233
Crooked Pete gets hit hard.
3:03.606
The Heel gets air.
3:10.450
Sweaty Gerald is airborne.
3:15.789
The Heel takes a knock.
3:22.600
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Sweaty Gerald 1.561 Sweaty Gerald 1.561
Smooth Descent Metal Chunk 4.972 Old Gristle 3.011
Sweeping Curve Metal Chunk 7.450 Thick Rick 2.167
Smooth Descent Metal Chunk 10.489 Old Gristle 2.538
The Drops Metal Chunk 12.228 Old Gristle 1.578
Peg Field Hard Old Gristle 13.906 Wide Load 1.255
The Pinball Table Slick Chunk 16.506 Wide Load 1.734
Collision Funnel Hard Old Gristle 17.683 Wide Load 0.944
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 19.322 Wide Load 1.478
Barrier Run Smooth Old Gristle 20.617 Honey Mustard 1.278
Sweeping Curve Smooth Old Gristle 22.811 Honey Mustard 1.745
Bounce Pads Smooth Old Gristle 24.550 Slapper 1.650
Stairwell Hard Honey Mustard 27.278 Honey Mustard 1.728
Carpet Flat Carpet Honey Mustard 28.850 Honey Mustard 1.572
Tight Curve Carpet Honey Mustard 31.400 Old Gristle 2.528
The Hairpin Smooth Honey Mustard 37.611 Wide Load 5.844
Stairwell Hard Honey Mustard 40.794 Honey Mustard 3.183
Fabric Run Soft fabric Honey Mustard 42.767 Thick Rick 1.878
The Drops Hard Honey Mustard 44.672 Slapper 1.661
Carpet Flat Carpet Honey Mustard 46.944 Wide Load 2.017
Fabric Run Soft fabric Honey Mustard 48.467 Wide Load 1.339
Sweeping Curve Carpet Honey Mustard 51.261 Chunk 2.139
The Kicker Smooth Honey Mustard 52.822 Chunk 1.361
Carpet Flat Carpet Honey Mustard 55.194 Chunk 1.522
The Spiral Metal Chunk 59.522 Sweaty Gerald 0.589
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Honey Mustard 1:07.322 Wide Load 2.700
Rotating Drum Metal Honey Mustard 1:09.506 Squish 1.377
Narrow Pipe Metal Honey Mustard 1:13.672 Chunk 1.639
The Drops Metal Honey Mustard 1:15.356 Chunk 1.389
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Honey Mustard 1:17.083 Slapper 1.639
Narrow Pipe Metal Honey Mustard 1:18.361 Chunk 1.084
The Drops Metal Honey Mustard 1:19.567 Chunk 1.022
Rotating Drum Metal Honey Mustard 1:21.267 Chunk 0.911
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Chunk 1:23.994 Chunk 1.294
The Washboard Metal Chunk 1:25.550 Wide Load 1.433
Slick Floor Slick Chunk 1:27.194 Chunk 1.644
S-Bend Smooth Chunk 1:30.567 Slapper 2.705
Tight Curve Smooth Chunk 1:35.378 The Kidney 2.939
The Funnel Smooth Chunk 1:37.806 Slapper 2.395
Narrow Pipe Metal Chunk 1:40.456 Slapper 2.422
The Gauntlet Smooth Chunk 1:42.506 Slapper 2.000
The Hairpin Smooth Chunk 1:46.267 Slapper 3.633
Split Route Smooth Chunk 1:49.322 Slapper 2.539
Bounce Pads Smooth Chunk 1:53.378 Chunk 4.056
The Gap Hard Chunk 1:55.789 Chunk 2.411
The Drops Hard Chunk 1:57.450 Slapper 1.584
Sweeping Curve Smooth Chunk 1:59.706 Honey Mustard 2.233
The Washboard Hard Chunk 2:01.783 Chunk 2.077
Big Air Metal Chunk 2:04.850 Slapper 3.044
Smooth Descent Smooth Old Gristle 2:14.644 Chunk 1.961
Peg Field Hard Old Gristle 2:16.372 Chunk 1.300
The Pinball Table Slick Chunk 2:09.794 Chunk 1.683
Collision Funnel Hard Old Gristle 2:19.761 Chunk 0.917
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 2:21.333 Old Gristle 1.572
Barrier Run Smooth Old Gristle 2:22.717 Thick Rick 1.328
Sweeping Curve Smooth Old Gristle 2:25.056 Tender Greg 1.861
Bounce Pads Smooth Old Gristle 2:26.756 Old Gristle 1.700
Smooth Descent Smooth Old Gristle 2:29.056 Old Gristle 2.300
Sweeping Curve Smooth Old Gristle 2:31.250 Slapper 2.100
Slick Floor Slick Old Gristle 2:33.800 Slapper 2.311
The Plunge Metal Old Gristle 2:35.750 Old Gristle 1.950
Smooth Descent Smooth Old Gristle 2:37.878 Old Gristle 2.128
The Kicker Smooth Old Gristle 2:38.817 Slapper 0.928
Sweeping Curve Smooth Old Gristle 2:41.083 Old Gristle 2.266
Final Sprint Smooth Old Gristle 2:43.539 Slapper 2.366
Target Zone Carpet Old Gristle 2:48.106 Slapper 0.978
Exit Gate Smooth Old Gristle 2:50.478 Slapper 0.878
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 8 0/2 16
2 WET The Wet Socks 15 1/2 14
3 BEA The Beans 16 2/2 12
4 PCK The Pucks 17 0/2 10
5 LMP Lump Patrol 17 0/2 8
6 NOO The Noodles 17 1/2 6
7 SFT The Soft Boys 21 0/2 4
8 HEA Basement Heat 25 0/2 2
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
341 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 4-8-8-5-3.
35.37
1
Big Randy The Noodles
336 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 6-4-12-8-12.
69.77
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
327 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 6-4-4-6-4.
36.29
9
The Heel The Wet Socks · HOME
330 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-4-9-4-2.
31.94
6
The Kidney The Beans
332 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 15-8-5-15-6.
160.02
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
329 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 8-8-5-16-6.
65.20
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
335 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 5-7-7-11-5.
49.04
1
The Unit Basement Heat
329 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 14-5-7-7-8.
60.51
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
336 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 9-2-6-3-3.
15.74
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
325 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 3-2-7-6-2.
10.18
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
339 starts, 72 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 4-3-10-2-6.
7.19
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
338 starts, 87 wins, average finish 3.6. Last five: 3-3-2-2-8.
5.82
8
Slapper The Pucks · HOME
337 starts, 170 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 2-1-1-1-4.
4.29
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
315 starts, 149 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 1-1-1-1-1.
5.01
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
317 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 8-7-3-3-5.
28.25
2
Squish The Soft Boys
327 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 7-3-5-4-3.
25.28

Course preview

67 sections · 1,002 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Smooth
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Smooth
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Smooth
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Smooth
7m ↓8°

The championship course. Every surface, every pinch point and every way to lose, in one continuous descent from the top of the tower to the far wall of the basement. It is run once a season, and the record has stood since the second time it was ever run.

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