Derby · Season 11 · Round 1
The Saucer — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Second Sock finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:38.225 | — | 12 | +11 | 32 | 12.3 |
| 2 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:43.825 | +5.60 | 4 | +2 | 16 | 10.9 |
| 3 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:47.658 | +9.43 | 1 | -2 | 25 | 10.6 |
| 4 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:47.983 | +9.76 | 9 | +5 | 40 | 11.6 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:48.967 | +10.74 | 3 | -2 | 24 | 10.3 |
| 6 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:51.417 | +13.19 | 11 | +5 | 39 | 11.8 |
| 7 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:52.683 | +14.46 | 14 | +7 | 37 | 11.5 |
| 8 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 4:00.325 | +22.10 | 7 | -1 | 28 | 10.7 |
| 9 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 4:02.433 | +24.21 | 10 | +1 | 42 | 12.2 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +3 | 41 | 11.6 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -6 | 22 | 10.9 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +4 | 19 | 10.8 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -11 | 12 | 10.4 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -8 | 12 | 10.1 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 12 | 10.3 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | -1 | 12 | 11.1 |
2.250
Squish goes to the front.
8.100
A new leader — Old Gristle.
17.942
Yolk is losing bits.
22.217
Up it goes.
27.808
Yolk leaves something behind.
37.258
Absolute carnage.
46.325
Old Gristle is airborne!
50.658
Refried Ron leaves something behind.
55.042
Absolute carnage.
1:00.050
Radiator is coming through.
1:04.492
Yolk has nothing left on it. Recent finishes: 9-8-4-4-8.
1:11.050
Refried Ron leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 7-5-8-5-16.
1:15.725
There goes a piece of Slapper.
1:20.050
Honey Mustard is losing places.
1:25.867
Squish is losing bits.
1:30.842
It is coming apart now. Recent finishes: 7-5-8-5-16.
1:35.625
Extraordinary scenes.
1:37.125
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:43.133
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:45.192
The Lieutenant has put Radiator out.
1:50.050
Look at The Kidney go.
1:54.600
That has come off. Recent finishes: 2-8-8-4-10.
2:02.833
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 12-6-1-1-3.
2:04.333
Floppy Joe is out, and Squish did it.
2:08.967
That is a long way off the ground.
2:10.858
Refried Ron is out, and Lil Nugget did it.
2:15.467
There goes a piece of Slapper.
2:20.050
Look at The Lieutenant go.
2:26.283
Squish is airborne!
2:32.875
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:39.517
Up it goes.
2:46.450
That is a long way off the ground.
2:51.550
The Kidney will not take much more.
2:53.050
Damp Kevin has put Squish out.
3:04.083
Up it goes.
3:07.858
And that is The Kidney finished.
3:13.342
Look at the state of it.
3:19.858
This is the last of it.
3:21.358
Slapper will not be back.
3:30.050
Look at Honey Mustard go.
3:35.200
That is a long way off the ground.
3:35.225
Old Gristle has it.
3:38.225
Old Gristle takes it!
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 16.533 | Old Gristle 16.533 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Wide Load | 35.317 | Wide Load 16.267 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 51.933 | Old Gristle 15.916 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:07.625 | Old Gristle 15.692 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:20.808 | Old Gristle 13.183 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 1:40.125 | The Lieutenant 17.817 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:00.933 | The Lieutenant 17.900 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:21.817 | The Lieutenant 17.158 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:41.083 | Slapper 16.300 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:01.233 | Honey Mustard 15.125 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:19.858 | Honey Mustard 15.075 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:38.225 | Second Sock 18.083 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 13 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 17 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 23 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 28 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
38m
↓15°
Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.
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