Derby · Season 11 · Round 10
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:29.850 | — | 11 | +10 | 31 | 12.6 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:37.458 | +7.61 | 14 | +12 | 29 | 12.7 |
| 3 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 3:38.317 | +8.47 | 12 | +9 | 40 | 12.6 |
| 4 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:46.008 | +16.16 | 4 | 0 | 14 | 10.7 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:46.858 | +17.01 | 3 | -2 | 19 | 10.7 |
| 6 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 3:50.717 | +20.87 | 10 | +4 | 38 | 12.1 |
| 7 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:58.025 | +28.18 | 6 | -1 | 30 | 11.0 |
| 8 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 4:02.567 | +32.72 | 8 | 0 | 26 | 10.6 |
| — | Crawlspace WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -2 | 27 | 10.5 |
| — | Stubbs WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -1 | 35 | 12.0 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -9 | 13 | 10.7 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -11 | 12 | 10.9 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +2 | 18 | 11.5 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -9 | 14 | 10.9 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -2 | 19 | 12.7 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 12 | 11.2 |
3.217
The Kidney is losing bits. Recent finishes: 16-6-9-8-14.
8.108
Oh, that is a big one.
12.508
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 1-3-2-2-2.
20.050
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 3-7-13-6-6.
24.517
That has come off. Recent finishes: 3-7-4-14-4.
28.767
That was always going to happen.
35.692
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe. Recent finishes: 8-3-15-7-6.
40.050
Absolute carnage.
48.200
Up it goes.
52.633
You do not see that every day.
58.500
A new leader — Yolk.
1:03.458
And it all goes wrong.
1:08.558
Gravy is losing bits.
1:12.417
And that is Yolk finished.
1:17.650
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:21.917
There is nothing protecting Puck Yeah now.
1:26.600
They felt that in the back row.
1:31.267
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
1:38.492
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
1:42.758
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:47.233
That was always going to happen.
1:51.783
Oh, that is a big one.
1:54.275
Squish is out, and Damp Kevin did it.
1:58.883
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
2:03.067
And that is Refried Ron finished.
2:09.317
That is a long way off the ground.
2:16.133
That is a long way off the ground.
2:21.733
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:27.258
There goes a piece of Old Gristle.
2:34.342
Extraordinary scenes.
2:41.633
It is coming apart now.
2:43.733
Lil Nugget has put Crooked Pete out.
2:52.650
Look at the state of it.
2:57.650
Gravy is losing bits.
3:04.592
Oh, that is a big one.
3:06.092
One to go.
3:10.625
That has come off.
3:17.375
They felt that in the back row.
3:22.175
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:23.675
And that is Stubbs finished.
3:26.850
Here comes Old Gristle.
3:28.125
That is a long way off the ground.
3:29.850
It is Old Gristle!
3:42.508
There is nothing protecting The Kidney now.
3:48.642
There is nothing left of it.
3:58.883
Crawlspace is out.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 21.808 | Gravy 21.808 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 46.400 | Old Gristle 22.659 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:11.233 | Stubbs 23.859 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Gravy | 1:36.117 | Squish 21.617 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:00.317 | Old Gristle 22.234 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:21.483 | Lil Nugget 19.091 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 2:43.308 | Old Gristle 21.825 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Old Gristle | 3:05.892 | Gravy 20.900 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 4 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 9 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 16 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 17 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 21 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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16 declaredCourse preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
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50m
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15m
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50m
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The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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