Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 11 · Round 10

The Long Mile — Team Pack Race

Long Mile Basin · The Long Mile · 161 m · 16 competitors Uphill section Steep banking
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:29.850 11 +10 31 12.6
2 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:37.458 +7.61 14 +12 29 12.7
3 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:38.317 +8.47 12 +9 40 12.6
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:46.008 +16.16 4 0 14 10.7
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:46.858 +17.01 3 -2 19 10.7
6 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:50.717 +20.87 10 +4 38 12.1
7 The Kidney BEA The Beans 3:58.025 +28.18 6 -1 30 11.0
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:02.567 +32.72 8 0 26 10.6
Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -2 27 10.5
Stubbs WRECKED NUG The Nuggets 9 -1 35 12.0
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -9 13 10.7
Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -11 12 10.9
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 +2 18 11.5
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -9 14 10.9
Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks 13 -2 19 12.7
Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 0 12 11.2
3.217
The Kidney is losing bits. Recent finishes: 16-6-9-8-14.
8.108
Oh, that is a big one.
12.508
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 1-3-2-2-2.
20.050
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 3-7-13-6-6.
24.517
That has come off. Recent finishes: 3-7-4-14-4.
28.767
That was always going to happen.
35.692
There goes a piece of Floppy Joe. Recent finishes: 8-3-15-7-6.
40.050
Absolute carnage.
48.200
Up it goes.
52.633
You do not see that every day.
58.500
A new leader — Yolk.
1:03.458
And it all goes wrong.
1:08.558
Gravy is losing bits.
1:12.417
And that is Yolk finished.
1:17.650
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:21.917
There is nothing protecting Puck Yeah now.
1:26.600
They felt that in the back row.
1:31.267
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
1:38.492
There goes a piece of Refried Ron.
1:42.758
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:47.233
That was always going to happen.
1:51.783
Oh, that is a big one.
1:54.275
Squish is out, and Damp Kevin did it.
1:58.883
There goes a piece of The Kidney.
2:03.067
And that is Refried Ron finished.
2:09.317
That is a long way off the ground.
2:16.133
That is a long way off the ground.
2:21.733
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:27.258
There goes a piece of Old Gristle.
2:34.342
Extraordinary scenes.
2:41.633
It is coming apart now.
2:43.733
Lil Nugget has put Crooked Pete out.
2:52.650
Look at the state of it.
2:57.650
Gravy is losing bits.
3:04.592
Oh, that is a big one.
3:06.092
One to go.
3:10.625
That has come off.
3:17.375
They felt that in the back row.
3:22.175
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:23.675
And that is Stubbs finished.
3:26.850
Here comes Old Gristle.
3:28.125
That is a long way off the ground.
3:29.850
It is Old Gristle!
3:42.508
There is nothing protecting The Kidney now.
3:48.642
There is nothing left of it.
3:58.883
Crawlspace is out.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 21.808 Gravy 21.808
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 46.400 Old Gristle 22.659
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:11.233 Stubbs 23.859
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:36.117 Squish 21.617
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:00.317 Old Gristle 22.234
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:21.483 Lil Nugget 19.091
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 2:43.308 Old Gristle 21.825
Smooth Descent Clay Old Gristle 3:05.892 Gravy 20.900
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 4 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 9 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 16 1/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 17 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 17 1/2 4
6 BEA The Beans 21 1/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 23 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
243 starts, 10 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 9-13-11-11-12.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
236 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 1-7-7-13-12.
139.14
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
249 starts, 45 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 5-3-5-7-5.
3.10
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
265 starts, 38 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-2-5-3-5.
2.70
5
Refried Ron The Beans
244 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 11-14-16-15-12.
219.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
244 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 11-13-10-15-15.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
249 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 5-10-11-7-9.
102.09
1
The Unit Basement Heat
244 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 4-8-13-14-8.
41.36
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
246 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 15-11-10-12-11.
70.30
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
244 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 13-9-9-12-11.
78.65
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
258 starts, 63 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 1-11-9-5-1.
4.40
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
262 starts, 35 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 10-6-12-1-1.
24.95
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
240 starts, 6 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 7-16-16-9-16.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
262 starts, 54 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 16-7-4-6-1.
9.57
2
Squish The Soft Boys
247 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.9. Last five: 5-12-14-14-8.
219.30
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
241 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 16-12-16-16-16.
219.30

Course preview

5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
15m ↑13°
Smooth Descent Smooth
50m ↓15°

The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.

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