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Derby · Season 11 · Round 2

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Butter Bean survives to win

Butter Bean took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Beans. Second Sock finished second. 13 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:15.017 — 6 +5 32 10.7
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:16.883 +1.87 4 +2 21 10.8
3 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:17.792 +2.78 2 -1 17 10.6
— The Unit RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 7 +3 28 10.6
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +10 19 11.4
— The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -3 19 10.6
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +5 25 11.4
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 0 12 10.2
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -8 13 10.5
— Honey Mustard RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -1 22 10.9
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -6 12 10.3
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +1 11 12.0
— Lil Nugget RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -3 12 11.6
— Custard RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +2 10 10.4
— The Lieutenant RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -4 7 11.4
— Wide Load RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 14 -2 9 11.1
2.275
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 1-6-6-1-1.
9.608
That is a long way off the ground.
14.208
There goes a piece of Chunk. Recent finishes: 2-1-3-2-2.
19.808
That is a long way off the ground.
25.942
Custard is losing bits.
30.900
Custard goes to the front. Career record: 7 wins from 326, average finish 5.4.
36.167
Stopped, and in the way.
40.575
Stripped to the shell.
45.267
Up it goes.
50.050
They felt that in the back row.
54.575
That has come off.
59.758
Absolute carnage.
1:01.908
And that is Slapper finished.
1:07.300
Up it goes.
1:11.483
That is Floppy Joe taking Refried Ron with them.
1:19.850
There is nothing left of it.
1:24.300
Long John goes to the front. Career record: 0 wins from 319, average finish 7.0.
1:31.842
Honey Mustard leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 4-14-2-2-3.
1:37.250
Second Sock leaves something behind.
1:40.250
Floppy Joe is out, and Butter Bean did it.
1:44.650
Chunk is losing bits.
1:50.475
Extraordinary scenes.
1:53.525
Butter Bean has put Radiator out.
1:58.083
You do not see that every day.
2:05.600
The Heel will not be back.
2:10.317
That is real damage.
2:11.817
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:21.525
Squish is airborne!
2:23.025
Squish is out.
2:27.458
The Unit is losing bits.
2:36.775
Look at the state of it.
2:47.700
Last lap.
3:12.017
Here comes Butter Bean.
3:15.017
It is Butter Bean!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 24.692 Slapper 24.692
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 53.692 Radiator 26.875
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 1:22.825 Long John 26.367
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 1:51.383 Butter Bean 26.725
Smooth Descent Clay Butter Bean 2:19.117 Butter Bean 26.600
Smooth Descent Clay Butter Bean 2:47.700 Long John 28.284
Smooth Descent Clay Butter Bean 3:15.017 Butter Bean 27.317
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 8 1/2 8
2 BEA The Beans 12 1/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 12 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 12 0/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 19 0/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 22 0/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 23 0/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
241 starts, 10 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 11-11-12-15-4.
209.82
7
Long John The Noodles
262 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 3-6-7-9-7.
6.56
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
227 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 8-2-8-3-5.
11.03
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
263 starts, 38 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 5-3-5-4-6.
2.32
5
Refried Ron The Beans
242 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 16-15-12-15-16.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
257 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 2-12-13-12-13.
47.78
1
The Unit Basement Heat
242 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 13-14-8-2-8.
35.74
4
Radiator Basement Heat
263 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 15-15-12-11-14.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
248 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 14-14-8-2-6.
73.05
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
242 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 9-12-11-3-2.
64.69
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
254 starts, 54 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 7-2-2-2-4.
5.91
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
209 starts, 6 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 16-9-13-14-11.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
232 starts, 26 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 8-1-11-13-3.
81.39
4
Wide Load The Pucks
260 starts, 54 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 4-6-1-7-4.
5.49
2
Squish The Soft Boys
245 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.9. Last five: 14-14-8-13-15.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
250 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 9-4-12-4-13.
63.42

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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