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Derby · Season 11 · Round 22

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win

Second Sock took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Honey Mustard finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:12.267 — 4 +3 24 10.5
2 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:15.242 +2.98 10 +8 37 11.6
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:17.050 +4.78 3 0 20 10.3
4 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:19.092 +6.83 1 -3 22 10.9
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:24.108 +11.84 6 +1 27 10.5
6 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:24.650 +12.38 7 +1 22 10.4
7 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:29.450 +17.18 9 +2 39 10.6
— Custard RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +8 20 11.0
— Floppy Joe WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -7 12 10.3
— The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -5 18 10.3
— The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +3 23 11.6
— Wide Load RUNNING PCK The Pucks — — 13 +1 17 11.1
— Old Gristle FELL LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 -2 5 15.7
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +1 8 11.1
— Pilot Light RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -7 7 9.7
— Gravy RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 -4 4 10.2
2.550
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 5-2-6-2-3.
10.033
Custard leaves something behind.
14.433
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
18.858
Up it goes.
26.142
There goes a piece of Tender Greg. Recent finishes: 8-7-3-3-5.
31.200
The Coaster is airborne!
38.392
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 4-3-10-2-6.
42.492
That is Butter Bean taking Tender Greg with them. Recent finishes: 8-7-3-3-5.
47.225
There is nothing left of it.
54.225
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
58.458
There goes a piece of Wide Load. Recent finishes: 1-1-1-1-1.
1:05.500
Floppy Joe goes to the front.
1:10.050
It is unravelling for Honey Mustard.
1:22.250
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:27.325
Extraordinary scenes.
1:31.575
Up it goes.
1:35.808
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:40.050
Honey Mustard is on the move.
1:48.508
Up it goes.
1:54.875
Damp Kevin has put The Kidney out.
2:00.392
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
2:04.225
Floppy Joe is out, and Custard did it.
2:09.492
The Unit is losing bits.
2:17.767
That was always going to happen.
2:23.075
Up it goes.
2:27.292
Butter Bean is losing bits.
2:33.317
Stubbs is airborne!
2:41.167
Long John is losing bits.
2:45.083
Last lap.
2:49.925
That was always going to happen.
3:09.267
Here comes Second Sock.
3:12.267
Second Sock wins the derby.
3:26.567
That is a long way off the ground.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 26.475 Custard 26.475
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 53.350 Floppy Joe 26.108
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:20.525 Second Sock 26.216
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 1:48.108 Honey Mustard 23.900
Smooth Descent Clay Honey Mustard 2:16.900 Second Sock 27.083
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 2:45.083 Long John 26.900
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:12.267 Second Sock 27.184
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 4 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 9 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 13 1/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 15 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 21 1/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 22 0/2 3
7 PCK The Pucks 23 0/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
269 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 4-8-4-5-4.
8.09
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
250 starts, 10 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 6-12-13-12-9.
219.30
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
258 starts, 48 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-1-1-5-7.
2.91
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
272 starts, 38 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 4-3-3-2-3.
2.72
6
The Kidney The Beans
253 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 8-5-6-7-12.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
266 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 16-1-14-6-9.
114.81
1
The Unit Basement Heat
251 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-8-7-4-8.
39.06
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
231 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 10-13-14-15-9.
219.30
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
252 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 12-9-4-4-10.
77.83
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
256 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 14-6-5-12-6.
95.55
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
267 starts, 66 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 3-1-4-10-2.
10.02
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
266 starts, 35 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 2-7-6-3-10.
45.27
4
Wide Load The Pucks
268 starts, 56 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 2-1-1-6-4.
9.86
3
The Coaster The Pucks
251 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 1-12-13-6-12.
114.74
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
250 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 9-15-15-16-16.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
256 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 5-9-15-5-11.
122.82

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
10m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
7m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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