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Derby · Season 11 · Round 25

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Carnage — Second Sock survives to win

Second Sock took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Tube Sock finished second. 3 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:30.433 — 4 +3 6 10.1
2 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:31.250 +0.82 3 +1 4 10.3
3 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:31.450 +1.02 11 +8 22 12.2
4 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:33.042 +2.61 12 +8 24 12.6
5 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:33.267 +2.83 2 -3 5 11.0
6 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:33.742 +3.31 1 -5 3 10.5
7 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:34.225 +3.79 14 +7 20 11.4
8 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 3:36.892 +6.46 9 +1 29 11.3
9 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:37.083 +6.65 16 +7 19 11.3
10 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:38.667 +8.23 13 +3 29 11.5
11 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:45.825 +15.39 10 -1 32 11.3
12 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:47.983 +17.55 6 -6 5 10.8
13 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 3:50.008 +19.58 5 -8 10 10.2
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -6 13 10.3
— Pilot Light WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -8 12 10.3
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 -1 12 11.4
2.317
They will not want to see that again.
10.050
Squish is coming through. Recent finishes: 8-3-7-3-5.
20.050
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-2-2.
26.800
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-2-2.
31.567
That has come off. Recent finishes: 7-3-4-7-3.
38.775
There goes a piece of Pilot Light. Recent finishes: 5-4-13-8-5.
46.333
There goes a piece of Chunk.
50.900
That has come off.
58.325
That is a long way off the ground.
1:02.742
There goes a piece of Yolk.
1:15.708
Yolk leaves something behind.
1:20.050
Look at the state of it.
1:24.300
Oh, that is a big one.
1:30.050
It is unravelling for The Lieutenant.
1:43.292
Up it goes.
1:47.683
Chunk leaves something behind.
1:52.317
Thick Rick is airborne!
1:56.917
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:59.533
Thick Rick has put Yolk out.
2:08.408
Up it goes.
2:14.083
The Lieutenant is airborne!
2:19.500
Look at the state of it.
2:23.250
That is Radiator taking Pilot Light with them.
2:31.392
Oh, that is a big one.
2:40.600
That is a long way off the ground.
2:45.375
Crooked Pete leaves something behind.
2:50.200
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
2:51.700
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:01.800
Chunk leaves something behind.
3:03.675
One to go.
3:09.275
Look at the state of it.
3:17.083
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
3:24.950
Second Sock goes to the front.
3:27.433
Here comes Second Sock.
3:30.433
It is Second Sock!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay The Lieutenant 25.783 The Lieutenant 25.783
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 50.167 Chunk 23.675
The Hairpin Clay Chunk 1:15.183 Chunk 25.016
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:41.667 Slapper 25.483
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:07.433 The Lieutenant 25.633
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:35.975 The Lieutenant 25.659
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 3:03.675 The Lieutenant 24.583
Smooth Descent Clay Second Sock 3:30.433 Second Sock 25.075
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 3 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 7 2/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 11 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 17 2/2 5
5 NUG The Nuggets 19 2/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 25 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 25 2/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
246 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 8-11-11-9-2.
113.06
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
251 starts, 10 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 15-6-12-13-12.
192.63
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
248 starts, 33 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-2-2-7-1.
2.48
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
272 starts, 38 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 4-3-3-2-3.
2.60
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
243 starts, 0 wins, average finish 11.0. Last five: 12-10-12-7-16.
219.30
22
Butter Bean The Beans
268 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 11-15-16-1-14.
219.30
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
233 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 12-14-10-13-14.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
274 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 16-14-8-10-16.
219.30
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
251 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 9-7-12-12-8.
60.81
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
253 starts, 15 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 1-12-9-4-4.
36.98
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
261 starts, 56 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-11-7-1-9.
8.88
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
216 starts, 6 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 7-14-10-10-10.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
268 starts, 56 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 2-1-1-6-4.
6.06
8
Slapper The Pucks
244 starts, 26 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 5-9-11-11-13.
128.54
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
251 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 15-16-16-16-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
255 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.9. Last five: 14-13-6-14-12.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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