Derby · Season 11 · Round 28
The Dogbone — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Big Randy survives to win
Big Randy took The Dogbone — Team Pack Race for the The Noodles. Damp Kevin finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Noodles took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:07.300 | — | 2 | +1 | 10 | 9.4 |
| 2 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:07.417 | +0.12 | 3 | +1 | 4 | 9.3 |
| 3 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:08.258 | +0.96 | 1 | -2 | 5 | 8.9 |
| 4 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:10.067 | +2.77 | 4 | 0 | 5 | 9.4 |
| 5 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:19.150 | +11.85 | 10 | +5 | 31 | 11.0 |
| 6 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:20.700 | +13.40 | 9 | +3 | 40 | 10.1 |
| 7 | Slapper | The Pucks | 3:21.625 | +14.33 | 14 | +7 | 31 | 10.9 |
| 8 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:22.533 | +15.23 | 12 | +4 | 26 | 10.1 |
| 9 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:24.475 | +17.18 | 8 | -1 | 22 | 9.5 |
| 10 | The Kidney | The Beans | 3:25.908 | +18.61 | 6 | -4 | 22 | 9.8 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | 0 | 36 | 10.3 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -7 | 15 | 9.7 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +2 | 22 | 10.2 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -1 | 20 | 10.3 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -8 | 12 | 9.0 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 11 | 10.3 |
4.700
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 1-5-4-2-1.
10.050
Chunk is on the move.
14.633
That has come off. Recent finishes: 9-6-8-5-4.
20.050
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 3-8-4-2-2.
24.892
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 16-2-1-2-1.
30.050
Look at Old Gristle go. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-4-3.
35.467
That has come off.
40.050
It is unravelling for Old Gristle.
44.900
Squish takes the lead.
49.608
Tender Greg is losing bits.
59.792
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:04.050
A new leader — Damp Kevin.
1:08.683
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
1:13.875
Tender Greg is out.
1:18.083
Refried Ron is losing bits.
1:22.417
The Coaster is losing bits.
1:28.058
That has come off.
1:32.683
Up it goes.
1:37.983
Stripped to the shell.
1:44.333
It is coming apart now.
1:49.483
There is nothing protecting Squish now.
1:56.875
Absolute carnage.
1:58.375
That is The Kidney taking Pilot Light with them.
2:03.342
Absolute carnage.
2:05.225
That is Chunk taking The Coaster with them.
2:06.750
And that is Squish finished.
2:18.033
That is a long way off the ground.
2:22.892
Absolute carnage.
2:29.033
Stubbs leaves something behind.
2:34.017
Stripped to the shell.
2:40.508
You do not see that every day.
2:43.258
One to go.
2:50.050
Look at Thick Rick go.
2:56.542
You do not see that every day.
2:59.792
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:04.300
Here comes Big Randy.
3:05.800
That is too close to call.
3:07.300
Big Randy takes it!
3:11.525
Slapper is losing bits.
3:13.025
That is Old Gristle taking Chunk with them.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Coaster | 22.667 | The Coaster 22.667 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 46.983 | Second Sock 22.483 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 1:09.617 | Crooked Pete 22.033 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 1:32.533 | Damp Kevin 22.916 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 1:55.583 | Stubbs 21.300 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 2:19.408 | Big Randy 23.092 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Damp Kevin | 2:43.258 | Big Randy 22.292 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Big Randy | 3:07.300 | Thick Rick 20.667 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Noodles | 4 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 11 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Lump Patrol | 19 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Pucks | 21 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 22 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 24 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
234 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 13-12-14-10-13.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
254 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 16-16-13-16-9.
219.30
Course preview
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Two circles joined by a neck four metres across that the field meets head-on, twice a lap, running in opposite directions — not at the same instant, usually, and "usually" is doing a lot of work in that sentence. Everything that happens at this circuit happens in about eight metres of road, and everything that matters happens in about two. The neck was surveyed three times before it opened and each survey came back a different width. Spectators are seated at both ends and nowhere in the middle, which tells you everything you need to know.
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