Derby · Season 11 · Round 29
The Rink — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 7 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:01.008 | — | 11 | +10 | 15 | 11.0 |
| 2 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:01.917 | +0.91 | 14 | +12 | 23 | 11.5 |
| 3 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:06.875 | +5.87 | 12 | +9 | 12 | 10.8 |
| 4 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:31.275 | +30.27 | 1 | -3 | 12 | 9.3 |
| 5 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:31.283 | +30.28 | 3 | -2 | 13 | 9.4 |
| 6 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 3:32.292 | +31.28 | 2 | -4 | 10 | 9.4 |
| 7 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:32.350 | +31.34 | 4 | -3 | 13 | 9.5 |
| 8 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:32.567 | +31.56 | 7 | -1 | 19 | 9.9 |
| 9 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 3:35.233 | +34.23 | 5 | -4 | 20 | 9.7 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +5 | 21 | 10.4 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | -1 | 33 | 10.4 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +1 | 19 | 11.4 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | -4 | 19 | 11.3 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 12 | 9.6 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -9 | 14 | 9.9 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 10 | 10.0 |
3.075
The Lieutenant is airborne!
8.350
You do not see that every day.
14.167
Sweaty Gerald leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 7-7-5-8-6.
19.200
Old Gristle is losing bits. Recent finishes: 2-2-2-1-4.
25.908
Tender Greg is losing bits.
30.950
Look at the state of it.
35.967
Lil Nugget leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 3-8-2-2-4.
41.983
That has come off. Recent finishes: 7-15-5-8-8.
46.833
They felt that in the back row.
52.892
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 6-12-7-9-6.
55.233
Wrecked, and out of the race.
1:00.050
That was always going to happen.
1:04.317
There goes a piece of Crooked Pete.
1:10.050
Crawlspace is coming through.
1:15.400
Second Sock is losing bits.
1:21.342
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
1:26.742
You do not see that every day.
1:32.375
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:38.850
There goes a piece of Squish.
1:45.500
Crawlspace is losing bits.
1:47.000
Refried Ron is out, and Pilot Light did it.
1:52.583
That has come off.
1:59.292
That has come off.
2:06.708
Absolute carnage.
2:11.017
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
2:17.892
Lil Nugget is airborne!
2:22.525
That was always going to happen.
2:24.025
Slapper will not be back.
2:28.392
That was always going to happen.
2:35.592
Pilot Light is in trouble.
2:40.558
Oh, that is a big one.
2:42.058
Lil Nugget is out.
2:43.558
Last lap.
2:46.225
Pilot Light is out, and Tube Sock did it.
2:51.692
Extraordinary scenes.
2:58.008
Here comes Old Gristle.
3:00.050
Honey Mustard is coming through.
3:01.550
Old Gristle wins the derby.
3:03.050
Wrecked, and out of the race.
3:10.050
Second Sock is coming through.
3:11.917
And that is Squish finished.
3:20.050
Big Randy is on the move.
3:31.692
There is nothing protecting Crooked Pete now.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 16.283 | Slapper 16.283 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 31.658 | Slapper 15.375 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 47.525 | Slapper 15.867 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 1:04.083 | Old Gristle 16.375 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 1:19.125 | Slapper 15.042 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 1:36.425 | Wide Load 16.616 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 1:55.500 | Wide Load 16.375 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Slapper | 2:10.200 | Slapper 14.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Old Gristle | 2:43.392 | Old Gristle 16.809 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Old Gristle | 3:01.008 | Wide Load 17.384 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 4 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Noodles | 10 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Wet Socks | 12 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 14 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 22 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 24 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Nuggets | 24 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 26 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
235 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.6. Last five: 16-13-12-14-10.
219.30
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
255 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 15-16-16-13-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
18m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
44m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
18m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
44m
↓15°
Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.
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