Derby · Season 11 · Round 3
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win
Old Gristle took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Crawlspace finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:08.233 | — | 12 | +11 | 35 | 12.6 |
| 2 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:11.458 | +3.23 | 7 | +5 | 40 | 11.6 |
| 3 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:16.342 | +8.11 | 4 | +1 | 13 | 11.0 |
| 4 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:17.875 | +9.64 | 3 | -1 | 9 | 10.9 |
| 5 | Floppy Joe | The Noodles | 3:18.900 | +10.67 | 2 | -3 | 9 | 11.1 |
| 6 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 3:20.283 | +12.05 | 6 | 0 | 33 | 11.0 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -6 | 13 | 11.1 |
| — | Thick Rick WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | +1 | 52 | 13.1 |
| — | The Lieutenant RUNNING | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +2 | 32 | 12.3 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | 0 | 41 | 12.3 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -6 | 26 | 11.0 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +2 | 31 | 12.5 |
| — | Wide Load FELL | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | 0 | 17 | 17.8 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 14 | 11.9 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -7 | 12 | 11.9 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 12 | 12.6 |
1.950
Yolk is losing bits.
6.383
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 3-4-6-2-3.
10.733
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 1-6-6-1-1.
15.008
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 4-3-9-8-4.
19.450
The Lieutenant is losing bits. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-2-3.
23.767
They will not want to see that again.
28.450
Old Gristle takes the lead.
33.217
That has come off.
39.533
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 1-6-6-1-1.
43.950
A new leader — Slapper.
48.333
The Kidney is losing bits.
53.242
That was always going to happen.
54.742
Yolk is out.
1:00.050
Look at Squish go.
1:03.817
And that is Radiator finished.
1:08.550
That was always going to happen.
1:14.058
That has come off.
1:15.558
Squish is out.
1:19.900
Old Gristle is losing bits.
1:25.000
Oh, that is a big one.
1:29.625
There is nothing left of it.
1:35.983
That was always going to happen.
1:40.250
That is a long way off the ground.
1:49.333
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:54.217
Slapper will not take much more.
1:58.975
They will not want to see that again.
2:06.142
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:10.033
Slapper will not be back.
2:15.708
The Kidney has nothing left on it.
2:21.425
There is nothing left of it.
2:25.608
And that is The Kidney finished.
2:30.050
Look at the state of it.
2:35.992
It is coming apart now.
2:40.925
Oh, that is a big one.
2:45.408
That has come off.
2:46.908
Honey Mustard is out, and Floppy Joe did it.
2:52.908
Last lap.
2:58.458
And that is Thick Rick finished.
3:05.233
Old Gristle is coming to the flag.
3:08.233
It is Old Gristle!
3:09.808
Wrecked, and out of the race.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 12.625 | Old Gristle 12.625 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 29.483 | The Lieutenant 13.708 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 43.500 | Slapper 12.800 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 58.750 | The Lieutenant 13.433 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 1:13.283 | The Lieutenant 14.533 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 1:28.433 | Slapper 14.375 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 1:43.192 | Old Gristle 14.025 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Slapper | 2:00.275 | Slapper 12.067 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:19.392 | Damp Kevin 15.892 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:34.992 | Thick Rick 13.775 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 2:52.908 | Crooked Pete 16.475 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Old Gristle | 3:08.233 | Old Gristle 15.325 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 7 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 10 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 12 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | Basement Heat | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 17 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Nuggets | 18 | 0/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 30 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
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16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
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35m
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Smooth Descent
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16m
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Smooth Descent
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35m
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A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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