Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 11 · Round 31

The Saucer — Team Pack Race

Saucer Park · The Saucer · 107 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Chunk survives to win

Chunk took The Saucer — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Lil Nugget finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 3:38.392 12 +11 32 12.5
2 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:40.233 +1.84 9 +7 37 10.9
3 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:45.017 +6.63 10 +7 34 11.9
4 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:49.083 +10.69 1 -3 12 10.5
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:49.092 +10.70 11 +6 32 12.0
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:49.667 +11.28 4 -2 17 10.4
7 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:52.992 +14.60 13 +6 31 12.0
8 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 4:00.958 +22.57 8 0 20 10.4
The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks 3 -6 15 10.7
The Coaster WRECKED PCK The Pucks 14 +4 28 12.1
Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans 6 -5 21 10.9
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 2 -10 13 10.2
Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +3 22 11.1
Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans 5 -9 14 10.4
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -8 13 10.4
Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 15 -1 10 10.9
2.200
Squish goes to the front.
8.033
Chunk leaves something behind.
12.983
That has come off. Recent finishes: 3-3-8-2-2.
17.200
There goes a piece of Squish. Recent finishes: 12-3-4-5-3.
22.400
Extraordinary scenes.
27.092
Oh, that is a big one.
31.317
Extraordinary scenes.
35.967
Squish is losing bits. Recent finishes: 12-3-4-5-3.
40.300
Lil Nugget goes to the front.
41.800
The Coaster has put Tender Greg out.
48.600
There goes a piece of Radiator. Recent finishes: 8-11-6-10-5.
54.833
Crooked Pete is losing bits. Recent finishes: 13-6-6-12-7.
1:00.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:05.042
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:10.050
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:14.300
A new leader — Lil Nugget.
1:19.500
Up it goes.
1:21.617
That is Wide Load taking Radiator with them.
1:27.275
The Heel is losing bits.
1:34.475
There is nothing protecting Squish now.
1:39.925
Up it goes.
1:41.425
Sweaty Gerald has put Refried Ron out.
1:45.700
Up it goes.
1:50.050
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:54.033
That is Old Gristle taking Squish with them.
1:58.725
You do not see that every day.
2:05.750
That has come off.
2:12.600
Sweaty Gerald is in trouble.
2:15.117
That is Long John taking Crooked Pete with them.
2:22.992
Chunk is airborne!
2:30.050
Long John is on the move.
2:33.058
That is The Unit taking Sweaty Gerald with them.
2:37.458
Up it goes.
2:49.400
The Coaster is out, and Long John did it.
2:54.400
The Heel is airborne!
2:55.900
And that is The Heel finished.
3:01.867
Up it goes.
3:10.367
They felt that in the back row.
3:20.700
One to go.
3:26.067
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
3:34.642
That is a long way off the ground.
3:35.392
Chunk has it.
3:38.392
Chunk takes it!
3:46.558
Up it goes.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 16.358 Chunk 16.358
Smooth Descent Clay Squish 36.167 Long John 18.425
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 55.350 Old Gristle 14.967
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 1:14.625 The Coaster 18.025
Smooth Descent Clay Lil Nugget 1:31.400 Chunk 15.341
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 1:48.933 Honey Mustard 16.475
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:09.783 Lil Nugget 18.800
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:29.525 Old Gristle 18.950
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 2:47.800 The Heel 17.842
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 3:04.675 Honey Mustard 15.725
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 3:20.700 Chunk 16.025
Smooth Descent Clay Chunk 3:38.392 Wide Load 16.242
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 NUG The Nuggets 5 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 6 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 15 1/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 16 1/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 17 1/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 23 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 25 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
276 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 6-4-8-4-2.
8.76
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
246 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 8-11-11-9-2.
219.30
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
239 starts, 21 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 10-4-9-10-1.
15.01
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
273 starts, 39 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 1-4-3-3-2.
2.10
5
Refried Ron The Beans
251 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 13-9-15-14-13.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
247 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 10-11-9-7-12.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
278 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 13-14-15-12-16.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
255 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 4-6-8-14-7.
38.18
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
255 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-6-13-10-3.
75.49
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
262 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 11-2-1-6-4.
35.15
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
276 starts, 68 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 1-13-2-2-3.
4.90
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
217 starts, 6 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 14-7-14-10-10.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
270 starts, 56 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 2-12-2-1-1.
5.42
3
The Coaster The Pucks
258 starts, 25 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 16-11-3-2-11.
56.42
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
257 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 15-14-15-16-16.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
255 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.9. Last five: 14-13-6-14-12.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 107 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Short, banked, clay, and nowhere to hide — twelve laps of the same two corners with the whole field welded to the same line. It is the sport at its most basic and still puts one competitor in the wall most weeks. The grandstand was built on the outside of turn two for the obvious reason: that is where everything ends up, and those seats come with a complimentary poncho. The clay is rolled smooth every morning and looks, for about four minutes, like it might be safe. It is not.

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