Derby · Season 11 · Round 33
The Wall — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Wall — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. The Unit finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:04.333 | — | 12 | +11 | 31 | 13.4 |
| 2 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 3:10.408 | +6.08 | 7 | +5 | 36 | 11.5 |
| 3 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 3:16.733 | +12.40 | 13 | +10 | 45 | 12.0 |
| 4 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:17.167 | +12.83 | 3 | -1 | 15 | 11.1 |
| 5 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 3:18.350 | +14.02 | 2 | -3 | 12 | 11.3 |
| 6 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 3:18.767 | +14.43 | 4 | -2 | 13 | 11.3 |
| 7 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:22.967 | +18.63 | 1 | -6 | 19 | 10.8 |
| 8 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:31.550 | +27.22 | 9 | +1 | 39 | 12.5 |
| — | Lil Nugget WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 10 | +1 | 47 | 12.7 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -5 | 31 | 11.5 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | 0 | 29 | 12.5 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +2 | 27 | 12.7 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -7 | 26 | 11.1 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +1 | 18 | 11.8 |
| — | Tender Greg WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 10 | 12.1 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -8 | 13 | 11.1 |
2.308
Tender Greg is airborne!
6.783
Up it goes.
13.050
Thick Rick takes the lead. Career record: 27 wins from 346, average finish 5.0.
17.275
Stopped, and in the way.
23.033
Radiator is losing bits.
27.642
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 1-16-1-1-1.
32.600
Tender Greg goes to the front. Career record: 1 wins from 323, average finish 5.7.
34.100
Radiator will not be back. Recent finishes: 8-11-6-10-5.
39.542
Tender Greg will not be back.
44.450
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
50.050
Wide Load is on the move. Recent finishes: 1-16-1-1-1.
54.958
You do not see that every day.
59.258
Wide Load is airborne!
1:04.933
The Heel leaves something behind.
1:10.050
Oh, that is a big one.
1:14.375
That has come off.
1:15.875
Squish is out, and Big Randy did it.
1:21.450
That is a long way off the ground.
1:27.092
Slapper leaves something behind.
1:31.717
Lil Nugget is airborne!
1:37.808
Up it goes.
1:43.883
That was always going to happen.
1:48.250
The Lieutenant is airborne!
1:53.792
Extraordinary scenes.
1:59.725
That is a long way off the ground.
2:05.442
It is coming apart now.
2:07.342
Slapper will not be back.
2:08.842
Sweaty Gerald will not be back.
2:14.350
Look at the state of it.
2:19.475
That was always going to happen.
2:21.825
Chunk will not be back.
2:29.367
Look at the state of it.
2:37.300
Stripped to the shell.
2:46.625
And it all goes wrong.
2:48.308
Last lap.
2:54.625
That is a long way off the ground.
2:56.125
And that is Lil Nugget finished.
3:01.333
The Lieutenant is coming to the flag.
3:01.350
That is Second Sock taking The Kidney with them.
3:04.333
The Lieutenant takes it!
3:09.700
There is nothing left of it.
3:15.058
There goes a piece of Thick Rick.
3:22.192
Absolute carnage.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Radiator | 14.125 | Tender Greg 14.008 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | Lil Nugget | 28.875 | Lil Nugget 13.467 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 45.042 | The Unit 14.250 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 59.175 | The Lieutenant 14.133 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 1:16.733 | Slapper 13.083 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 1:31.592 | Lil Nugget 14.409 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 1:45.558 | Chunk 13.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:01.175 | Slapper 13.133 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:16.308 | Thick Rick 0.042 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:33.050 | Thick Rick 2.192 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 2:48.308 | Lil Nugget 13.709 |
| Smooth Descent | Boards | The Lieutenant | 3:04.333 | Wide Load 14.400 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 10 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 12 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Noodles | 12 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Nuggets | 17 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 18 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys
258 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 10-15-14-15-16.
219.30
Course preview
4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
35m
↓15°
A velodrome that took a wrong turn somewhere and never came back. Twenty-six degrees of varnished pine holds the entire field at exactly the same radius whether anybody likes it or not, so the only way past a rival is straight through them. Nothing here chooses its own line; the banking chooses it, and the banking has no favourites and takes no notes. The boards were reclaimed from a real velodrome in 1991 and still carry the original lap markings under the tyre rubber, which no competitor has ever had a spare moment to read.
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