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Derby · Season 11 · Round 37

Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race

Washboard Yard · Washboard Ring · 135 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took Washboard Ring — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Second Sock finished second. 15 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:23.908 — 12 +11 43 12.4
— Second Sock RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 3 +1 56 10.8
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 +10 24 11.6
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 +5 39 11.7
— Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +6 26 11.6
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +8 22 11.6
— Lil Nugget WRECKED NUG The Nuggets — — 10 +3 27 11.1
— Crawlspace WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 0 19 10.2
— Big Randy WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -8 19 10.7
— The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -6 13 10.1
— Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +4 21 10.6
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -7 12 9.5
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -6 13 11.3
— Sweaty Gerald WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -8 16 10.4
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 2 -13 13 9.9
— Tender Greg WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 0 10 10.5
1.592
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 8-4-5-4-4.
5.900
A new leader — Gravy.
11.692
There goes a piece of Tender Greg.
17.958
Puck Yeah is airborne! Recent finishes: 3-1-5-1-2.
22.983
You do not see that every day.
27.408
That is a long way off the ground.
29.283
Chunk has put Tender Greg out.
31.250
That is The Heel taking Crooked Pete with them. Recent finishes: 7-7-3-14-13.
35.933
Absolute carnage. Recent finishes: 2-3-3-4-8.
38.200
That is Custard taking Radiator with them. Recent finishes: 4-6-8-11-6.
39.700
That is Chunk taking Sweaty Gerald with them.
41.200
That is The Heel taking Refried Ron with them.
47.383
Chunk is losing bits.
51.950
Custard is out, and Crawlspace did it.
54.258
Crawlspace will not be back.
55.758
The Heel is out, and Second Sock did it.
57.258
That is Second Sock taking Big Randy with them.
1:04.775
There goes a piece of Chunk.
1:10.100
Slapper is losing bits.
1:14.400
There is nothing protecting Slapper now.
1:19.725
Lil Nugget is losing bits.
1:22.867
Puck Yeah has put Slapper out.
1:29.250
Lil Nugget has nothing left on it.
1:33.033
Lil Nugget will not be back.
1:37.492
Stubbs is losing bits.
1:43.125
Up it goes.
1:48.017
Up it goes.
1:55.550
And that is Chunk finished.
2:04.050
There is nothing protecting Puck Yeah now.
2:10.342
Gravy is airborne!
2:14.658
Stripped to the shell.
2:20.325
Oh, that is a big one.
2:23.833
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
2:31.708
Gravy is airborne!
2:51.908
That is a long way off the ground.
2:56.800
That has come off.
3:01.875
One to go.
3:15.158
Up it goes.
3:20.908
Gravy has it.
3:23.908
It is Gravy!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 21.192 Slapper 21.192
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 46.367 Puck Yeah 21.617
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:09.008 Lil Nugget 20.833
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:30.008 Puck Yeah 20.191
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 1:49.558 Puck Yeah 19.550
Smooth Descent Clay Puck Yeah 2:10.875 Puck Yeah 21.317
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:39.992 Gravy 22.042
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:01.875 Gravy 21.883
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:23.908 Gravy 22.033
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 6 1/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 9 0/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 11 0/2 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 12 0/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 21 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 24 0/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 26 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
1
Big Randy The Noodles
252 starts, 15 wins, average finish 6.2. Last five: 4-1-10-3-11.
14.28
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
250 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 6-3-11-6-8.
86.63
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
278 starts, 40 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 5-4-3-1-3.
1.27
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
239 starts, 21 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 10-4-9-10-1.
15.15
5
Refried Ron The Beans
253 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 15-12-13-9-15.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
251 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 9-13-4-13-10.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
281 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 14-13-14-13-14.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
260 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 8-9-8-13-2.
58.76
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
264 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 6-7-8-11-12.
12.51
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
256 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-5-6-13-10.
45.26
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
222 starts, 6 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 11-8-15-4-8.
191.52
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
274 starts, 35 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 13-16-5-12-4.
23.64
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
254 starts, 7 wins, average finish 12.1. Last five: 14-15-1-9-3.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
250 starts, 26 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 12-7-5-7-8.
48.27
21
Custard The Soft Boys
263 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 12-8-9-10-6.
79.70
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
262 starts, 1 win, average finish 14.4. Last five: 16-16-15-16-10.
219.30

Course preview

6 sections · 135 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
14m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
8m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
38m ↓15°

Fourteen metres of corrugated deck plate laid across the main straight, crossed nine times a race. Nobody is ever taken out by it and nobody ever finishes intact — it does not wreck you, it disassembles you, one rivet at a time, and hands the pieces back at the flag. By the last lap the difference between a finisher and a heap of parts is simply who crossed it more cleanly. The stand sells earplugs at the gate; the noise is not a side effect, it is the attraction.

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