Derby · Season 11 · Round 40
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Thick Rick finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Nuggets took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:30.958 | — | 11 | +10 | 27 | 12.3 |
| 2 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 3:34.217 | +3.26 | 10 | +8 | 44 | 12.1 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:48.467 | +17.51 | 9 | +6 | 35 | 12.0 |
| 4 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:49.992 | +19.03 | 1 | -3 | 18 | 11.2 |
| 5 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:50.217 | +19.26 | 3 | -2 | 18 | 10.6 |
| 6 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 4:01.975 | +31.02 | 8 | +2 | 31 | 11.1 |
| — | The Heel WRECKED | The Wet Socks | — | — | 4 | -3 | 19 | 11.0 |
| — | Sweaty Gerald WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -3 | 31 | 10.8 |
| — | The Kidney WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -3 | 22 | 10.6 |
| — | Slapper WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 14 | +4 | 29 | 12.4 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | +4 | 28 | 11.3 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -10 | 13 | 10.7 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -6 | 12 | 10.7 |
| — | Chunk FELL | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | -2 | 21 | 21.7 |
| — | Puck Yeah WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | -2 | 18 | 12.3 |
| — | Squish WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | 0 | 17 | 11.3 |
2.317
They will not want to see that again.
7.192
That has come off.
11.500
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 3-1-3-11-2.
16.058
That has come off. Recent finishes: 8-5-5-13-5.
23.975
Chunk leaves something behind.
29.900
That is a long way off the ground.
34.867
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up. Recent finishes: 4-4-8-4-4.
39.533
Up it goes.
43.858
Crooked Pete is airborne!
49.767
There goes a piece of Thick Rick. Recent finishes: 2-15-2-8-2.
57.933
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
1:02.792
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 9-3-12-1-2.
1:07.175
That has come off.
1:12.983
That is a long way off the ground.
1:17.467
There is nothing left of it.
1:22.608
And it all goes wrong.
1:27.450
A new leader — Squish.
1:32.183
Up it goes.
1:36.483
That has come off.
1:41.267
Up it goes.
1:45.717
Oh, that is a big one.
1:50.633
Absolute carnage.
1:55.192
It is coming apart now.
1:59.925
And that is Squish finished.
2:01.425
And that is Puck Yeah finished.
2:06.625
Up it goes.
2:11.892
Up it goes.
2:16.283
Slapper is losing bits.
2:20.808
It is coming apart now.
2:26.742
Oh, that is a big one.
2:32.217
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:38.908
Thick Rick leaves something behind.
2:43.192
That is real damage.
2:45.508
Crooked Pete will not be back.
2:50.683
Radiator will not be back.
2:55.850
They felt that in the back row.
3:01.967
Extraordinary scenes.
3:03.467
Slapper will not be back.
3:04.967
And that is Custard finished.
3:07.825
This is the last of it.
3:19.917
It is coming apart now.
3:22.033
Sweaty Gerald is out, and The Lieutenant did it.
3:25.533
The Kidney will not be back.
3:27.958
The Lieutenant is coming to the flag.
3:30.958
It is The Lieutenant!
3:35.542
Wrecked, and out of the race.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 22.842 | Squish 22.842 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 47.308 | Slapper 22.750 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 1:10.600 | Puck Yeah 20.833 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Squish | 1:35.067 | Stubbs 22.392 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 1:58.325 | The Lieutenant 20.383 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:18.633 | The Lieutenant 20.308 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 2:42.450 | Slapper 21.108 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:07.825 | Stubbs 24.117 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Nuggets | 5 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Wet Socks | 12 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 15 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 16 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 17 | 0/2 | 4 |
| 6 | Basement Heat | 19 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Pucks | 25 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Soft Boys | 27 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
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16 declaredCourse preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
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30m
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Smooth Descent
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50m
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Smooth Descent
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15m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
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15m
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50m
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The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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