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Derby · Season 11 · Round 42

Crossbones — Team Pack Race

Crossbones Field · Crossbones · 161 m · 16 competitors Crossing traffic Track furniture Steep banking
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Carnage — The Unit survives to win

The Unit took Crossbones — Team Pack Race for the Basement Heat. Long John finished second. 12 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:15.550 — 7 +6 34 10.0
2 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:16.383 +0.83 2 0 17 10.4
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:18.083 +2.53 3 0 22 10.7
4 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 3:25.933 +10.38 13 +9 39 11.7
— Custard RUNNING SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +11 24 11.3
— The Heel WRECKED WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -2 16 10.8
— Slapper WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 14 +7 24 11.3
— The Kidney WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 5 -3 14 10.6
— Old Gristle RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 11 +2 22 11.2
— Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles — — 1 -9 13 10.8
— The Lieutenant RUNNING LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +1 23 10.8
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +3 12 11.0
— Crawlspace RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -5 15 10.8
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -8 13 10.0
— Thick Rick RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -6 10 11.3
— Stubbs RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -6 13 10.9
2.275
Wide Load is losing bits.
9.092
That is a long way off the ground. Recent finishes: 3-1-1-2-3.
14.467
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 7-7-4-4-8.
18.800
That has come off. Recent finishes: 8-5-6-2-2.
23.942
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 16-8-5-5-13.
30.008
There goes a piece of Sweaty Gerald.
34.433
Slapper is losing bits.
40.050
The Lieutenant is coming through. Recent finishes: 5-3-1-3-11.
44.392
There goes a piece of Thick Rick.
49.350
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
54.233
Old Gristle is airborne!
59.950
Squish takes the lead.
1:04.833
Oh, that is a big one.
1:10.050
Crooked Pete is coming through.
1:14.867
Absolute carnage.
1:19.283
They felt that in the back row.
1:21.700
Squish is out, and Custard did it.
1:28.117
Look at the state of it.
1:36.283
Look at the state of it.
1:41.350
And it all goes wrong.
1:44.000
Crawlspace has put Crooked Pete out.
1:50.050
And it all goes wrong.
1:55.208
Damp Kevin leaves something behind.
2:00.617
It is coming apart now.
2:04.892
They felt that in the back row.
2:10.975
It is coming apart now.
2:17.675
That has come off.
2:22.225
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:24.658
And that is The Kidney finished.
2:27.250
And that is Slapper finished.
2:32.917
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:34.967
Crawlspace has put The Heel out.
2:45.567
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:49.208
One to go.
2:53.425
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
3:09.150
A new leader — The Unit.
3:12.550
Here comes The Unit.
3:13.700
You do not see that every day.
3:15.550
It is The Unit!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 25.675 Custard 25.675
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 53.117 Squish 25.425
Smooth Descent Clay Custard 1:21.042 The Unit 27.767
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 1:49.733 The Heel 26.758
Smooth Descent Clay The Heel 2:18.475 The Unit 25.859
Smooth Descent Clay Long John 2:49.208 Long John 26.691
Smooth Descent Clay The Unit 3:15.550 The Unit 25.950
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 9 1/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 11 1/2 7
3 NOO The Noodles 12 1/2 6
4 HEA Basement Heat 14 1/2 5
5 SFT The Soft Boys 17 0/2 4
6 LMP Lump Patrol 20 0/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 22 0/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 31 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
252 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 8-12-6-3-11.
147.92
7
Long John The Noodles
281 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 15-7-1-4-15.
14.05
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
270 starts, 49 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-2-3-1-8.
2.07
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
243 starts, 21 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 2-6-12-9-10.
18.30
6
The Kidney The Beans
262 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 10-6-9-10-11.
219.30
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
256 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 13-13-8-11-7.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
262 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 7-2-16-8-4.
28.41
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
262 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 6-5-8-9-8.
53.88
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
257 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-3-12-5-8.
26.55
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
266 starts, 16 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 12-9-6-7-8.
60.08
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
283 starts, 71 wins, average finish 4.9. Last five: 1-5-1-8-2.
6.22
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
266 starts, 58 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-15-1-3-3.
11.01
4
Wide Load The Pucks
279 starts, 57 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 5-3-4-7-2.
7.02
8
Slapper The Pucks
253 starts, 26 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 12-13-4-12-7.
175.81
2
Squish The Soft Boys
264 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.8. Last five: 4-14-7-13-10.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
263 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 12-8-9-10-6.
108.52

Course preview

8 sections · 161 m
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57m ↓15°
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57m ↓15°

The flat-crossing figure of eight, and the reason this sport has a waiver. Once a lap the field drives through the junction it crossed thirty seconds ago, so the thing that hits you was neither in front of you nor behind you a moment before — it came from the side, on a road you had already used and forgotten about. Half the field never sees the flag. It is the only circuit on the calendar with its own ambulance bay on the infield, and the crew that works it has a favourite corner, which they will not name out of professional courtesy.

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