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Derby · Season 11 · Round 44

Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race

Bowl Nine · Bowl Nine · 101 m · 16 competitors Steep banking
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Carnage — Gravy survives to win

Gravy took Bowl Nine — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Puck Yeah finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 3:34.358 — 11 +10 39 11.0
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 3:39.050 +4.69 14 +12 33 10.8
3 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:44.242 +9.88 4 +1 4 9.8
4 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:44.875 +10.52 3 -1 3 9.9
5 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:48.533 +14.18 16 +11 29 10.5
6 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 3:55.308 +20.95 7 +1 18 10.3
7 Long John NOO The Noodles 4:18.767 +44.41 2 -5 1 9.7
— The Lieutenant FELL LMP Lump Patrol — — 12 +4 23 13.9
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 +6 20 11.0
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 8 -2 13 10.3
— Wide Load FELL PCK The Pucks — — 13 +2 0 19.3
— Honey Mustard FELL NUG The Nuggets — — 9 -3 0 19.2
— Butter Bean FELL BEA The Beans — — 5 -8 0 19.3
— Lil Nugget RUNNING NUG The Nuggets — — 10 -4 0 2.6
— Crooked Pete FELL NOO The Noodles — — 1 -14 0 19.2
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 0 1.5
1.783
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 10-8-7-9-10.
6.142
There is nothing left of it. That is 111 non-finishes in 353 career starts.
11.700
The Lieutenant takes the lead. Career record: 81 wins from 349, average finish 3.5.
17.383
That has come off. Recent finishes: 6-15-16-5-6.
25.617
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 1-4-14-2-2.
32.017
There goes a piece of Radiator.
36.525
There is nothing left of it.
41.408
Radiator leaves something behind.
51.158
Radiator is losing bits.
59.008
And it all goes wrong.
1:10.050
Look at The Lieutenant go.
1:15.058
There is nothing protecting Radiator now.
1:32.283
Look at the state of it.
1:38.317
Gravy is airborne!
1:43.125
Puck Yeah is airborne!
1:50.233
That was always going to happen.
1:55.933
And it all goes wrong.
2:00.300
Squish leaves something behind.
2:04.992
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:09.258
That was always going to happen.
2:23.792
Extraordinary scenes.
2:28.175
Sweaty Gerald has stalled.
2:29.675
Squish will not be back.
2:38.983
The Lieutenant is over the boards.
2:46.583
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:52.867
Sweaty Gerald is going nowhere.
3:03.517
Gravy leaves something behind.
3:14.425
This is the last of it.
3:24.842
Stopped, and in the way.
3:29.333
There goes a piece of Custard.
3:31.358
Gravy has it.
3:34.358
Gravy wins the derby.
3:52.108
Extraordinary scenes.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Clay The Lieutenant 15.525 The Lieutenant 15.525
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 34.267 Gravy 18.092
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 51.550 Gravy 17.283
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:06.567 Gravy 15.017
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:22.692 The Lieutenant 15.833
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:38.867 Puck Yeah 15.950
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 1:58.508 Puck Yeah 17.000
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:16.783 The Lieutenant 15.984
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:34.392 Gravy 17.609
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 2:53.467 Tube Sock 18.459
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:14.425 Puck Yeah 18.225
Smooth Descent Clay Gravy 3:34.358 Second Sock 18.242
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 9 1/2 7
3 PCK The Pucks 13 1/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 14 1/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 16 1/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 22 1/2 3
7 NUG The Nuggets 26 0/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
254 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 5-6-8-12-6.
135.75
7
Long John The Noodles
281 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 15-7-1-4-15.
46.24
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
281 starts, 40 wins, average finish 3.9. Last five: 4-6-3-5-4.
2.84
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
256 starts, 33 wins, average finish 4.1. Last five: 2-2-7-9-2.
2.98
22
Butter Bean The Beans
277 starts, 3 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 6-12-16-5-5.
153.24
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
258 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 11-10-13-13-8.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
262 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 6-5-8-9-8.
51.75
4
Radiator Basement Heat
286 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 15-14-16-11-15.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
268 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.0. Last five: 3-6-11-6-12.
114.65
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
261 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 6-4-14-9-2.
142.24
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
275 starts, 35 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-13-16-5-12.
32.84
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
267 starts, 58 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 3-1-15-1-3.
4.54
4
Wide Load The Pucks
281 starts, 57 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 8-8-5-3-4.
9.40
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
255 starts, 7 wins, average finish 12.1. Last five: 14-14-15-1-9.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
266 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.8. Last five: 13-9-4-14-7.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
264 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 2-12-8-9-10.
48.10

Course preview

4 sections · 101 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
25m ↓15°

No straights anywhere in it — one continuous circle, taken twelve times, which sounds peaceful and is not. It is the gentlest circuit on the calendar by damage and comfortably the hardest to overtake on, so a race here is decided by whoever can stand being second the longest. Whole afternoons pass with the order unchanged and the crowd slowly coming apart. The concession stand does its best business of the season at Bowl Nine, out of nothing but boredom.

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