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Derby · Season 11 · Round 5

The Kidney — Team Pack Race

Kidney Flats · The Kidney · 123 m · 16 competitors Heavy contact
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Damp Kevin wins at Kidney Flats

Damp Kevin took The Kidney — Team Pack Race for the The Wet Socks. Crooked Pete finished second. 1 competitor failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:27.450 — 4 +3 2 10.8
2 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 3:30.558 +3.11 1 -1 1 10.9
3 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 3:30.642 +3.19 3 0 7 10.6
4 Slapper PCK The Pucks 3:32.858 +5.41 14 +10 29 11.7
5 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:33.542 +6.09 11 +6 30 11.8
6 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:34.925 +7.48 9 +3 39 11.8
7 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 3:35.867 +8.42 12 +5 30 12.1
8 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:36.000 +8.55 10 +2 43 12.1
9 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 3:36.058 +8.61 2 -7 9 10.4
10 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:37.133 +9.68 16 +6 15 11.2
11 Custard SFT The Soft Boys 3:40.417 +12.97 15 +4 15 11.7
12 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 3:41.658 +14.21 8 -4 7 10.5
13 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 3:46.325 +18.88 6 -7 11 10.3
14 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 3:49.650 +22.20 5 -9 15 10.3
15 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 3:50.917 +23.47 7 -8 12 10.3
— Puck Yeah WRECKED PCK The Pucks — — 13 -3 23 11.6
3.400
A new leader — Squish. Career record: 3 wins from 318, average finish 5.7.
7.700
A new leader — The Lieutenant.
20.050
Look at Old Gristle go. Recent finishes: 2-2-1-1-2.
27.258
Absolute carnage.
31.783
That is a long way off the ground.
40.050
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 1-1-6-6-1.
44.300
Slapper goes to the front.
48.833
There is nothing left of it. Recent finishes: 6-5-4-2-2.
54.983
Extraordinary scenes.
1:00.050
Look at Squish go.
1:10.050
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
1:18.633
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard. Recent finishes: 4-4-14-2-2.
1:24.958
Squish is losing bits.
1:29.883
Floppy Joe leaves something behind.
1:43.675
That has come off.
1:48.300
Slapper is losing bits.
1:53.092
Custard is airborne!
1:58.483
They felt that in the back row.
2:04.933
That has come off.
2:10.050
Puck Yeah is coming through.
2:15.333
Somebody is going to have to sweep that up.
2:20.017
Oh, that is a big one.
2:26.875
Up it goes.
2:34.850
Puck Yeah leaves something behind.
2:41.600
Extraordinary scenes.
2:50.050
Look at Lil Nugget go.
3:01.542
One to go.
3:05.300
Puck Yeah is out, and The Lieutenant did it.
3:09.892
You do not see that every day.
3:14.683
They felt that in the back row.
3:20.050
It is unravelling for The Lieutenant.
3:24.450
Here comes Damp Kevin.
3:27.283
Slapper leaves something behind.
3:28.783
It is Damp Kevin!
3:33.092
That is a long way off the ground.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
The Hairpin Clay The Lieutenant 24.433 The Lieutenant 24.433
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 49.817 Slapper 23.609
The Hairpin Clay Slapper 1:16.267 Damp Kevin 25.517
Smooth Descent Clay Slapper 1:45.042 Lil Nugget 25.233
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:10.817 Lil Nugget 23.650
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 2:36.467 Honey Mustard 25.308
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:01.542 Damp Kevin 25.075
Smooth Descent Clay Damp Kevin 3:27.450 Old Gristle 25.075
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 4 2/2 8
2 NOO The Noodles 11 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 12 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 14 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 20 1/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 21 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 27 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
236 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 1-7-7-13-12.
56.30
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
241 starts, 10 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 11-11-12-15-4.
126.63
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
263 starts, 38 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 5-3-5-4-6.
3.14
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
248 starts, 45 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-5-7-5-1.
3.07
22
Butter Bean The Beans
257 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 2-12-13-12-13.
127.67
5
Refried Ron The Beans
242 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 16-15-12-15-16.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
242 starts, 4 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 13-14-8-2-8.
92.19
4
Radiator Basement Heat
263 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 15-15-12-11-14.
219.30
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
248 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 14-14-8-2-6.
92.27
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
242 starts, 6 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 9-12-11-3-2.
83.72
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
257 starts, 62 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 11-9-5-1-7.
7.66
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
254 starts, 54 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 7-2-2-2-4.
3.73
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
240 starts, 6 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 7-16-16-9-16.
219.30
8
Slapper The Pucks
232 starts, 26 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 8-1-11-13-3.
63.21
21
Custard The Soft Boys
250 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 9-4-12-4-13.
79.88
2
Squish The Soft Boys
245 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.9. Last five: 14-14-8-13-15.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 123 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Smooth
30m ↓15°
The Hairpin Smooth
31m ↓16°

Long straights, a hairpin at each end, and a back straight with almost no drive left in it. The field fans out down one side and arrives at the corner as a single object down the other, which is where the racing — and most of the paperwork — happens. The back straight is where a Chunkle that has run out of momentum quietly discovers it is now scenery. Named for its shape, though regulars will tell you it is named for what it does to you.

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