Paper Mogul Sports
Derby · Season 11 · Round 9

The Rink — Team Pack Race

The Cold Store · The Rink · 124 m · 16 competitors No grip Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:51.692 14 +13 22 11.5
2 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 3:03.200 +11.51 13 +11 20 10.6
3 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 3:06.883 +15.19 10 +7 35 10.8
4 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 3:09.633 +17.94 12 +8 24 11.6
5 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:09.733 +18.04 9 +4 34 11.0
6 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 3:18.025 +26.33 15 +9 23 10.0
7 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 3:24.808 +33.12 4 -3 14 9.4
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 3:27.233 +35.54 2 -6 13 9.7
Crooked Pete WRECKED NOO The Noodles 1 -8 13 9.2
Chunk WRECKED LMP Lump Patrol 11 +1 22 10.7
The Heel RUNNING WET The Wet Socks 3 -8 12 9.4
The Kidney RUNNING BEA The Beans 6 -6 17 10.0
Crawlspace RUNNING HEA Basement Heat 8 -5 16 9.5
Butter Bean RUNNING BEA The Beans 5 -9 13 9.6
Custard WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys 16 +1 24 10.4
Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat 7 -9 13 9.3
2.950
Custard takes the lead. Career record: 7 wins from 329, average finish 5.4.
8.183
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-16-1.
13.350
Wide Load goes to the front. Career record: 143 wins from 309, average finish 3.5.
20.050
Extraordinary scenes.
26.867
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 8-3-4-3-4.
31.150
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 5-6-7-10-7.
36.725
That is a long way off the ground.
43.567
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
50.050
Radiator is going backwards.
55.067
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
1:00.125
There goes a piece of Chunk.
1:05.983
That has come off.
1:10.892
Up it goes.
1:15.225
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
1:20.050
Look at Custard go.
1:24.458
Extraordinary scenes.
1:30.050
It is unravelling for Old Gristle.
1:35.050
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
1:40.050
You do not see that every day.
1:44.917
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
1:50.992
That has come off.
1:55.292
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
2:00.583
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
2:07.025
Radiator is in trouble.
2:08.525
That is Crawlspace taking Radiator with them.
2:15.750
Squish is losing bits.
2:22.400
That is a long way off the ground.
2:27.400
Custard is out.
2:32.492
This is the last of it.
2:36.867
That has come off.
2:43.675
That was always going to happen.
2:48.692
Wide Load has it.
2:49.883
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
2:51.692
Wide Load takes it!
2:55.917
Up it goes.
3:00.575
There is nothing protecting Chunk now.
3:08.067
That is real damage.
3:09.567
Chunk is out, and Old Gristle did it.
3:17.267
Squish is in trouble.
3:22.517
There goes a piece of The Heel.
3:27.867
That is Long John taking Crooked Pete with them.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 17.542 Wide Load 17.542
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 33.242 Wide Load 15.700
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 48.492 Wide Load 15.250
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 1:04.708 Stubbs 16.008
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 1:19.975 Wide Load 15.267
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 1:37.483 Puck Yeah 15.775
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 1:53.625 Wide Load 16.142
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 2:15.083 Chunk 16.600
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 2:32.492 Old Gristle 16.883
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 2:51.692 Honey Mustard 17.158
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 2/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 8 2/2 7
3 LMP Lump Patrol 14 1/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 17 1/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 18 1/2 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 21 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 26 0/2 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
236 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 1-7-7-13-12.
104.21
7
Long John The Noodles
263 starts, 9 wins, average finish 5.6. Last five: 3-3-6-7-9.
12.67
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
227 starts, 20 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 8-2-8-3-5.
15.62
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
249 starts, 45 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 5-3-5-7-5.
4.39
22
Butter Bean The Beans
257 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.7. Last five: 2-12-13-12-13.
92.13
6
The Kidney The Beans
244 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.1. Last five: 11-13-10-15-15.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
264 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 15-15-15-12-11.
219.30
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
249 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.6. Last five: 5-10-11-7-9.
91.20
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
249 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 4-14-14-8-2.
32.03
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
246 starts, 14 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 15-11-10-12-11.
50.54
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
209 starts, 6 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 16-9-13-14-11.
219.30
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
258 starts, 63 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 1-11-9-5-1.
4.09
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
240 starts, 6 wins, average finish 12.2. Last five: 7-16-16-9-16.
219.30
4
Wide Load The Pucks
261 starts, 54 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 7-4-6-1-7.
2.38
2
Squish The Soft Boys
246 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.9. Last five: 12-14-14-8-13.
219.30
21
Custard The Soft Boys
250 starts, 7 wins, average finish 7.9. Last five: 9-4-12-4-13.
67.76

Course preview

4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°

Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.

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