Derby · Season 11 · Round 9
The Rink — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win
Wide Load took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 8 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 2:51.692 | — | 14 | +13 | 22 | 11.5 |
| 2 | Puck Yeah | The Pucks | 3:03.200 | +11.51 | 13 | +11 | 20 | 10.6 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:06.883 | +15.19 | 10 | +7 | 35 | 10.8 |
| 4 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 3:09.633 | +17.94 | 12 | +8 | 24 | 11.6 |
| 5 | Honey Mustard | The Nuggets | 3:09.733 | +18.04 | 9 | +4 | 34 | 11.0 |
| 6 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 3:18.025 | +26.33 | 15 | +9 | 23 | 10.0 |
| 7 | Damp Kevin | The Wet Socks | 3:24.808 | +33.12 | 4 | -3 | 14 | 9.4 |
| 8 | Long John | The Noodles | 3:27.233 | +35.54 | 2 | -6 | 13 | 9.7 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -8 | 13 | 9.2 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 11 | +1 | 22 | 10.7 |
| — | The Heel RUNNING | The Wet Socks | — | — | 3 | -8 | 12 | 9.4 |
| — | The Kidney RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -6 | 17 | 10.0 |
| — | Crawlspace RUNNING | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -5 | 16 | 9.5 |
| — | Butter Bean RUNNING | The Beans | — | — | 5 | -9 | 13 | 9.6 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +1 | 24 | 10.4 |
| — | Radiator WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 7 | -9 | 13 | 9.3 |
2.950
Custard takes the lead. Career record: 7 wins from 329, average finish 5.4.
8.183
Up it goes. Recent finishes: 2-1-1-16-1.
13.350
Wide Load goes to the front. Career record: 143 wins from 309, average finish 3.5.
20.050
Extraordinary scenes.
26.867
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 8-3-4-3-4.
31.150
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 5-6-7-10-7.
36.725
That is a long way off the ground.
43.567
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
50.050
Radiator is going backwards.
55.067
Honey Mustard leaves something behind.
1:00.125
There goes a piece of Chunk.
1:05.983
That has come off.
1:10.892
Up it goes.
1:15.225
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
1:20.050
Look at Custard go.
1:24.458
Extraordinary scenes.
1:30.050
It is unravelling for Old Gristle.
1:35.050
Puck Yeah is losing bits.
1:40.050
You do not see that every day.
1:44.917
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
1:50.992
That has come off.
1:55.292
There goes a piece of Puck Yeah.
2:00.583
Honey Mustard is losing bits.
2:07.025
Radiator is in trouble.
2:08.525
That is Crawlspace taking Radiator with them.
2:15.750
Squish is losing bits.
2:22.400
That is a long way off the ground.
2:27.400
Custard is out.
2:32.492
This is the last of it.
2:36.867
That has come off.
2:43.675
That was always going to happen.
2:48.692
Wide Load has it.
2:49.883
There goes a piece of Stubbs.
2:51.692
Wide Load takes it!
2:55.917
Up it goes.
3:00.575
There is nothing protecting Chunk now.
3:08.067
That is real damage.
3:09.567
Chunk is out, and Old Gristle did it.
3:17.267
Squish is in trouble.
3:22.517
There goes a piece of The Heel.
3:27.867
That is Long John taking Crooked Pete with them.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 17.542 | Wide Load 17.542 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 33.242 | Wide Load 15.700 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 48.492 | Wide Load 15.250 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 1:04.708 | Stubbs 16.008 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 1:19.975 | Wide Load 15.267 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 1:37.483 | Puck Yeah 15.775 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 1:53.625 | Wide Load 16.142 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 2:15.083 | Chunk 16.600 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 2:32.492 | Old Gristle 16.883 |
| Smooth Descent | Slick | Wide Load | 2:51.692 | Honey Mustard 17.158 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 3 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 8 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 14 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Noodles | 17 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 18 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Soft Boys | 21 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 26 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 29 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declaredCourse preview
4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent
Smooth
18m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
44m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
18m
↓15°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
44m
↓15°
Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.
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