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Floor · Season 10 · Round 16

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Tender Greg wins at The Patio

Tender Greg took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Soft Boys. Second Sock finished second. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 54.558 — 15 +14 13 9.8
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 53.300 — 4 +2 13 10.2
3 Slapper PCK The Pucks 51.042 — 13 +10 0 11.5
4 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 48.633 — 5 +1 14 13.1
5 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 46.633 — 3 -2 8 13.1
6 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 44.000 — 14 +8 3 14.6
7 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 40.825 — 8 +1 6 15.0
8 Long John NOO The Noodles 34.633 — 1 -7 10 16.5
9 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 32.842 — 11 +2 6 19.2
10 The Kidney BEA The Beans 31.875 — 6 -4 4 19.2
11 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 31.700 — 7 -4 6 17.7
12 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 29.417 — 12 0 8 21.7
13 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 28.117 — 2 -11 11 18.4
14 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 24.558 — 16 +2 9 18.7
15 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 13.700 — 9 -6 6 17.8
16 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 12.767 — 10 -6 3 18.8
0.000
Here we go.
6.000
Less of it every time you look.
7.517
Look at the state of it.
9.000
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
9.358
Nowhere left for Thick Rick to go. Recent finishes: 2-2-6-3-1.
10.467
Look at the state of it.
11.900
Less of it every time you look.
12.767
In goes Thick Rick.
13.308
Another panel gone.
14.167
Stubbs goes in.
14.692
Another panel gone.
16.058
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
17.400
Another panel gone.
18.717
Oh dear.
20.017
There goes another one.
21.292
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
22.550
There goes another one.
23.450
Oh dear.
23.792
The floor is getting smaller.
24.850
That is Squish finished.
25.008
There goes another one.
26.208
You do not see that every day.
27.400
There goes another one.
28.117
That is Big Randy finished.
28.567
There goes another one.
29.517
That is Chunk finished.
29.717
The floor is getting smaller.
30.850
The floor is getting smaller.
31.700
That is The Unit finished.
31.967
Less of it every time you look.
33.075
Another panel gone.
33.100
The Kidney goes in.
34.167
Another panel gone.
34.500
In goes Gravy.
35.242
Another panel gone.
35.900
In goes Long John.
36.300
There goes another one.
37.350
There goes another one.
38.383
There goes another one.
39.400
Another panel gone.
40.408
You do not see that every day.
40.825
In goes Crawlspace. Recent finishes: 4-15-6-6-12.
41.408
And it all goes wrong.
42.392
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
43.367
There goes another one.
44.000
That is Puck Yeah finished.
44.325
Well, that was always going to happen.
45.275
You do not see that every day.
46.208
Another panel gone.
46.633
That is The Heel finished. Recent finishes: 6-8-7-8-4.
47.142
Less of it every time you look.
48.058
There goes another one.
48.633
In goes Refried Ron.
48.967
Less of it every time you look.
49.867
The floor is getting smaller.
50.750
The floor is getting smaller.
51.042
Slapper is gone.
51.625
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
52.442
One panel each.
52.500
The floor is getting smaller.
53.358
Less of it every time you look.
53.842
Second Sock goes in. Recent finishes: 6-8-8-8-5.
54.208
Another panel gone.
55.242
That is Tender Greg finished.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 7 2/2 8
2 PCK The Pucks 9 2/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 14 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 15 2/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 18 2/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 21 2/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 21 2/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 31 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
7
Long John The Noodles
210 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 15-4-15-2-8.
17.49
1
Big Randy The Noodles
219 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 6-15-2-7-7.
11.60
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
229 starts, 6 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 11-2-2-3-1.
9.65
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
239 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 2-16-16-16-10.
21.36
5
Refried Ron The Beans
233 starts, 9 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 6-10-7-8-14.
15.77
6
The Kidney The Beans
202 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-7-12-12-3.
11.78
1
The Unit Basement Heat
225 starts, 8 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 4-1-11-4-16.
8.77
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
239 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 7-7-6-14-11.
7.90
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
230 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 11-16-8-3-10.
14.28
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
234 starts, 18 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 15-9-15-14-3.
26.42
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
221 starts, 21 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 16-14-14-7-1.
21.62
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
225 starts, 14 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 3-11-9-12-16.
17.02
8
Slapper The Pucks
221 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 14-8-8-4-2.
15.93
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
212 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 1-3-11-12-10.
10.84
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
230 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 6-7-4-12-5.
15.96
2
Squish The Soft Boys
228 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 16-11-14-5-11.
37.53

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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