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Floor · Season 10 · Round 24

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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The Kidney wins at The Patio

The Kidney took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the The Beans. Radiator finished second. The Beans took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 The Kidney BEA The Beans 1:08.208 — 6 +5 0 2.9
2 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 1:08.208 — 7 +5 0 2.9
3 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 1:08.208 — 15 +12 0 0.8
4 Slapper PCK The Pucks 51.042 — 13 +9 0 11.5
5 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 48.475 — 5 0 16 12.2
6 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 45.642 — 4 -2 0 13.8
7 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 43.908 — 3 -4 5 14.7
8 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 37.233 — 1 -7 9 17.3
9 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 34.867 — 12 +3 10 17.4
10 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 32.833 — 10 0 6 19.2
11 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 30.500 — 8 -3 5 18.7
12 Long John NOO The Noodles 29.950 — 2 -10 5 19.5
13 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 29.383 — 16 +3 7 19.2
14 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 24.442 — 14 0 9 18.8
15 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 14.383 — 11 -4 6 17.8
16 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 12.883 — 9 -7 4 19.0
0.000
The floor is live. Recent finishes: 8-7-8-16-7.
5.067
Nowhere left for Butter Bean to go. Recent finishes: 7-12-7-11-3.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.517
There goes another one.
8.533
Butter Bean is in trouble here.
9.000
Less of it every time you look.
10.467
Another panel gone.
11.900
There goes another one.
12.883
That is Lil Nugget finished.
13.308
That is the sport, right there.
14.383
In goes Gravy.
14.692
The floor is getting smaller.
16.058
There goes another one.
17.400
The floor is getting smaller.
18.717
There goes another one.
20.017
Less of it every time you look.
20.575
That is as close as it gets.
21.292
That is the sport, right there.
22.550
It is chaos out there.
23.792
They will not want to see that again.
24.442
Wide Load goes in. Recent finishes: 3-2-1-1-3.
25.008
Less of it every time you look.
26.208
Less of it every time you look.
27.400
Less of it every time you look.
28.567
Less of it every time you look.
29.250
Long John is in trouble here. Recent finishes: 7-6-7-12-9.
29.717
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
30.650
That is Yolk finished.
30.850
And it all goes wrong.
31.967
There goes another one.
32.050
Long John is gone. Recent finishes: 7-6-7-12-9.
33.075
The floor is getting smaller.
33.450
Crawlspace is gone.
34.167
The floor is getting smaller.
34.850
In goes Honey Mustard.
35.242
Less of it every time you look.
36.250
The Lieutenant goes in.
36.300
Oh dear.
37.350
And it all goes wrong.
37.650
That is Floppy Joe finished.
38.383
You do not see that every day.
39.400
The floor is getting smaller.
40.408
There goes another one.
41.408
There goes another one.
42.392
Less of it every time you look.
43.367
Less of it every time you look.
43.908
Tube Sock goes in.
44.325
Less of it every time you look.
45.275
They will not want to see that again.
45.642
That is Second Sock finished.
46.208
There goes another one.
47.142
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
48.058
Less of it every time you look.
48.475
Butter Bean goes in.
48.967
The floor is getting smaller.
49.867
Less of it every time you look.
50.750
Less of it every time you look.
51.042
Slapper is gone.
51.625
There goes another one.
52.500
Less of it every time you look.
53.358
Oh dear.
54.208
Another panel gone.
1:08.208
The Kidney is the last one up.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 BEA The Beans 6 2/2 8
2 HEA Basement Heat 13 2/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 13 2/2 6
4 SFT The Soft Boys 16 2/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 18 2/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 20 2/2 3
7 LMP Lump Patrol 24 2/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 26 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
251 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 10-14-4-4-2.
11.69
7
Long John The Noodles
216 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 8-8-9-16-6.
25.90
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
215 starts, 19 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 9-1-1-5-16.
11.40
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
245 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 2-11-3-5-2.
8.67
22
Butter Bean The Beans
224 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 4-12-9-16-3.
16.89
6
The Kidney The Beans
207 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-11-10-12-9.
21.83
4
Radiator Basement Heat
210 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 16-14-9-16-8.
55.28
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
246 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 7-13-14-13-11.
20.69
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
213 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 4-13-8-2-8.
9.50
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
223 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 7-9-6-1-2.
8.34
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
223 starts, 21 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 9-7-16-14-14.
18.17
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
212 starts, 30 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 13-15-1-5-9.
17.20
8
Slapper The Pucks
228 starts, 18 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 3-5-1-2-16.
9.03
4
Wide Load The Pucks
242 starts, 19 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 9-1-15-8-16.
17.39
2
Squish The Soft Boys
234 starts, 13 wins, average finish 9.0. Last five: 14-11-1-7-15.
44.26
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
215 starts, 15 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 1-2-9-12-5.
8.91

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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