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Floor · Season 10 · Round 33

The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race

The Mezzanine · The Mezzanine · 25 m · 16 competitors Heavy lurch
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Sweaty Gerald wins at The Mezzanine

Sweaty Gerald took The Mezzanine — Team Pack Race for the The Beans. Second Sock finished second. The Wet Socks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 1:11.317 — 6 +5 0 2.9
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1:11.317 — 4 +2 0 1.0
3 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 58.575 — 3 0 5 6.2
4 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 56.583 — 13 +9 0 9.7
5 Tender Greg SFT The Soft Boys 42.292 — 16 +11 3 16.0
6 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 38.558 — 15 +9 1 16.3
7 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 33.467 — 9 +2 5 18.3
8 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 32.125 — 7 -1 1 18.3
9 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 27.483 — 11 +2 3 19.2
10 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 24.208 — 2 -8 4 18.7
11 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 20.500 — 12 +1 5 18.9
12 Slapper PCK The Pucks 20.492 — 14 +2 0 18.9
13 Butter Bean BEA The Beans 20.342 — 5 -8 1 18.6
14 Stubbs NUG The Nuggets 18.733 — 10 -4 6 17.9
15 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 14.283 — 1 -14 0 19.1
16 Radiator HEA Basement Heat 11.433 — 8 -8 3 18.9
0.000
Here we go. Recent finishes: 11-3-5-5-3.
6.000
The floor is getting smaller.
7.617
Less of it every time you look.
7.983
Nowhere left for Radiator to go. Recent finishes: 4-6-8-14-4.
9.200
Another panel gone.
10.750
No idea what happened there.
11.433
Radiator goes in.
12.275
It is chaos out there.
13.783
Look at the state of it.
14.283
That is Floppy Joe finished. Recent finishes: 12-7-10-6-10.
15.258
Less of it every time you look.
16.708
Less of it every time you look.
17.817
Absolute carnage.
18.133
Another panel gone.
19.217
Stubbs is gone. Recent finishes: 8-3-3-7-2.
19.542
Less of it every time you look.
20.617
That is Butter Bean finished.
20.917
The floor is getting smaller.
22.017
Slapper is gone.
22.275
It is chaos out there.
23.417
Old Gristle goes in.
23.617
Less of it every time you look.
24.817
Crooked Pete goes in.
24.933
Another panel gone.
26.233
Less of it every time you look.
27.483
That is The Lieutenant finished. Recent finishes: 5-7-2-2-4.
27.517
There goes another one.
28.775
Another panel gone.
30.017
Extraordinary scenes.
31.242
There goes another one.
31.417
Thick Rick cannot hold on.
32.450
Another panel gone.
32.817
Pilot Light goes in.
33.642
Another panel gone.
34.217
That is Thick Rick finished.
34.817
The floor is getting smaller.
35.983
The floor is getting smaller.
37.125
There goes another one.
37.867
They will not want to see that again.
38.250
It is chaos out there.
39.267
That is Yolk finished.
39.367
Another panel gone.
40.467
Oh dear.
41.558
The floor is getting smaller.
42.292
In goes Tender Greg.
42.633
No idea what happened there.
43.692
The floor is getting smaller.
44.742
The floor is getting smaller.
45.775
The floor is getting smaller.
46.800
Another panel gone.
47.808
There goes another one.
48.808
They will not want to see that again.
49.792
Less of it every time you look.
50.775
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
51.733
Less of it every time you look.
52.692
Less of it every time you look.
53.642
And it all goes wrong.
54.575
Another panel gone.
55.500
Less of it every time you look.
56.408
Another panel gone.
56.583
That is Puck Yeah finished.
57.317
There goes another one.
58.575
Damp Kevin goes in.
59.975
Two left.
1:11.317
Sweaty Gerald takes it.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Plate Damp Kevin 37.125 Damp Kevin 37.125
Smooth Descent Plate Damp Kevin 53.642 Damp Kevin 16.517
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 WET The Wet Socks 5 2/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 11 2/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 14 2/2 6
4 PCK The Pucks 16 2/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 20 2/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 21 2/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 24 2/2 2
8 NOO The Noodles 25 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
255 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 1-8-11-3-10.
6.77
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
224 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 16-5-4-10-1.
14.23
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
224 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 4-14-7-15-13.
14.63
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
248 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 6-15-15-2-11.
13.40
22
Butter Bean The Beans
232 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 11-5-11-9-1.
12.17
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
246 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 13-12-6-2-2.
15.85
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
229 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 16-8-16-5-1.
18.54
4
Radiator Basement Heat
219 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 6-2-4-8-2.
8.78
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
248 starts, 20 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 10-1-1-15-11.
13.70
7
Stubbs The Nuggets
241 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 15-8-14-14-6.
31.35
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
218 starts, 30 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 5-9-15-16-12.
18.17
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
249 starts, 23 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 6-7-10-13-6.
14.65
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
223 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 7-16-3-2-16.
17.85
8
Slapper The Pucks
238 starts, 18 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 12-4-5-6-4.
17.63
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
223 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 13-1-12-4-4.
13.23
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
237 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 6-1-16-12-2.
20.24

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Plate
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Seven by seven in steel plate, collapsing from the edges. The reference floor, and the one every other is described against.

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