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Floor · Season 10 · Round 8

The Patio — Team Pack Race

The Patio · The Patio · 25 m · 16 competitors Lively surface Heavy lurch Rolling collapse
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Pilot Light wins at The Patio

Pilot Light took The Patio — Team Pack Race for the Basement Heat. Second Sock finished second. Basement Heat took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Pilot Light HEA Basement Heat 1:08.208 — 7 +6 0 2.9
2 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 1:08.208 — 4 +2 1 3.3
3 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 53.333 — 6 +3 15 9.9
4 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 53.292 — 8 +4 17 10.2
5 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 49.292 — 12 +7 13 12.0
6 Big Randy NOO The Noodles 45.642 — 2 -4 0 13.8
7 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 44.883 — 1 -6 0 14.4
8 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 43.142 — 10 +2 13 15.2
9 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 41.017 — 15 +6 5 15.0
10 The Kidney BEA The Beans 37.242 — 5 -5 8 17.4
11 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 32.833 — 3 -8 6 19.2
12 Old Gristle LMP Lump Patrol 31.892 — 11 -1 4 19.3
13 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 30.508 — 14 +1 4 18.8
14 Slapper PCK The Pucks 29.583 — 13 -1 12 17.9
15 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 29.442 — 9 -6 7 17.9
16 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 19.650 — 16 0 8 17.9
0.000
Here we go. Recent finishes: 5-10-4-6-12.
6.000
There goes another one.
7.517
The floor is getting smaller.
9.000
Another panel gone.
10.467
The floor is getting smaller.
10.867
Nowhere left for Squish to go. Recent finishes: 4-5-3-8-3.
11.900
Less of it every time you look.
13.308
Another panel gone.
14.692
Another panel gone.
16.058
Less of it every time you look.
17.400
Another panel gone.
18.717
Less of it every time you look.
19.650
That is Squish finished. Recent finishes: 4-5-3-8-3.
20.017
There goes another one.
21.292
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
22.550
There goes another one.
23.792
The floor is getting smaller.
25.008
There goes another one.
26.208
There goes another one.
27.400
There goes another one.
28.558
Slapper is in trouble here. Recent finishes: 1-1-5-4-2.
28.567
There goes another one.
29.717
The floor is getting smaller.
29.958
In goes Thick Rick. Recent finishes: 3-3-8-4-2.
30.850
The floor is getting smaller.
31.358
In goes Slapper.
31.967
You do not see that every day.
32.758
The Coaster goes in.
33.075
Another panel gone.
34.158
Old Gristle goes in.
34.167
Another panel gone.
35.242
You do not see that every day.
35.558
The Heel goes in.
36.300
Another panel gone.
37.242
That is The Kidney finished.
37.350
That is the sport, right there.
38.383
Another panel gone.
39.400
There goes another one.
40.408
The floor is getting smaller.
41.017
That is Yolk finished.
41.408
The floor is getting smaller.
42.392
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
43.142
That is Lil Nugget finished.
43.367
Another panel gone.
44.325
There goes another one.
44.883
In goes Crooked Pete.
45.275
And it all goes wrong.
46.208
Less of it every time you look.
46.283
Big Randy is gone.
47.142
Less of it every time you look.
48.058
There goes another one.
48.967
Less of it every time you look.
49.292
The Lieutenant is gone.
49.867
The floor is getting smaller.
50.750
The floor is getting smaller.
51.625
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
52.500
The floor is getting smaller.
52.858
Nowhere left for Sweaty Gerald to go.
53.358
The floor is getting smaller.
54.208
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
54.258
That is The Unit finished.
55.658
Sweaty Gerald goes in.
57.058
One panel each.
1:08.208
It is Pilot Light!
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 HEA Basement Heat 5 2/2 8
2 WET The Wet Socks 13 2/2 7
3 BEA The Beans 13 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 13 2/2 5
5 LMP Lump Patrol 17 2/2 4
6 NUG The Nuggets 23 2/2 3
7 SFT The Soft Boys 25 2/2 2
8 PCK The Pucks 27 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
210 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 15-5-16-15-11.
29.88
1
Big Randy The Noodles
214 starts, 16 wins, average finish 8.6. Last five: 4-8-16-15-7.
17.09
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
224 starts, 5 wins, average finish 9.1. Last five: 14-15-3-3-12.
23.65
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
232 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 4-2-10-7-3.
8.92
6
The Kidney The Beans
196 starts, 11 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 5-12-11-14-8.
14.19
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
231 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.9. Last five: 13-6-6-6-13.
24.25
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat
219 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 3-10-8-6-10.
12.48
1
The Unit Basement Heat
220 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-12-3-13-9.
17.47
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
228 starts, 18 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 10-1-12-14-15.
15.87
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
204 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.3. Last five: 10-10-1-6-8.
9.00
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
234 starts, 23 wins, average finish 8.4. Last five: 6-13-8-11-13.
19.48
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
203 starts, 29 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 15-9-14-9-6.
20.63
8
Slapper The Pucks
217 starts, 17 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 2-9-6-7-15.
12.65
3
The Coaster The Pucks
215 starts, 18 wins, average finish 8.2. Last five: 2-9-9-9-8.
7.91
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
207 starts, 13 wins, average finish 8.5. Last five: 9-2-1-9-11.
9.66
2
Squish The Soft Boys
222 starts, 12 wins, average finish 8.8. Last five: 5-9-10-5-16.
16.20

Course preview

3 sections · 25 m
Smooth Descent Rubber
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°

Sprung matting. A lurch does not slide anybody here, it launches them, and where they come down is anybody's business.

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