· Season 13 · Round 11
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — Slapper survives to win
Slapper took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Puck Yeah finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Slapper | The Pucks | 7:59.317 | — | 13 | +12 | 32 | 15.7 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 8:20.333 | +21.02 | 12 | +10 | 10 | 18.3 |
| 3 | Chunk | Lump Patrol | 8:53.749 | +54.43 | 1 | -2 | 36 | 14.3 |
| 4 | Gravy | Lump Patrol | 8:56.928 | +57.61 | 15 | +11 | 41 | 13.1 |
| 5 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 9:22.944 | +83.63 | 7 | +2 | 34 | 14.9 |
| 6 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 9:25.605 | +86.29 | 16 | +10 | 34 | 12.9 |
| — | Squish INCOMPLETE | The Soft Boys | 9:29.273 | +89.96 | 14 | +7 | 30 | 13.7 |
| 8 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 9:33.534 | +94.22 | 9 | +1 | 40 | 13.1 |
| 9 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 9:49.567 | +110.25 | 5 | -4 | 37 | 14.6 |
| 10 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:55.411 | +116.09 | 11 | +1 | 40 | 14.7 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:01.205 | +121.89 | 8 | -3 | 42 | 16.2 |
| 12 | Long John | The Noodles | 10:01.244 | +121.93 | 4 | -8 | 36 | 11.5 |
| 13 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 10:01.845 | +122.53 | 2 | -11 | 51 | 15.5 |
| — | The Heel INCOMPLETE | The Wet Socks | 10:02.816 | +123.50 | 10 | -4 | 36 | 12.2 |
| — | Radiator INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:12.117 | +132.80 | 3 | -12 | 44 | 13.8 |
| — | The Kidney INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 10:15.134 | +135.82 | 6 | -10 | 37 | 13.0 |
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 23.1 contacts an event coming in.
5.300
Gravy goes to the front.
10.067
Chunk gets hit hard. Averaging 19.5 contacts an event coming in.
13.517
Up goes Puck Yeah. Recent finishes: 5-1-1-3-1.
17.006
It is chaos out there.
20.978
And The Kidney takes flight.
26.933
Lil Nugget gets hit hard. Averaging 20.1 contacts an event coming in.
30.661
Gravy has ground to a halt. That is 116 non-finishes in 319 career starts.
34.078
Right into it goes Stubbs.
37.522
Extraordinary scenes.
41.011
That is not going to help.
44.544
Extraordinary scenes.
48.144
It is chaos out there.
51.550
Squish is completely off the deck.
55.183
No idea what happened there.
58.811
And Stubbs takes flight.
1:02.567
Lil Nugget has the lead.
1:06.122
The Kidney is airborne.
1:12.033
Absolute carnage.
1:19.450
Gravy finds trouble.
1:23.272
Slapper gets air.
1:26.933
And Slapper takes flight.
1:30.378
It is chaos out there.
1:34.106
Up goes Crooked Pete.
1:37.517
Tube Sock takes a knock.
1:42.272
Heavy contact for Lil Nugget.
1:45.856
Absolute carnage.
1:49.472
Long John is moving again.
1:56.567
You do not see that every day.
1:58.406
Slapper has it.
1:59.967
Custard finds trouble.
2:03.367
Slapper takes it.
2:08.033
Lil Nugget is making ground.
2:13.378
Tube Sock finds trouble.
2:17.856
Right into it goes The Unit.
2:22.178
No idea what happened there.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Lil Nugget | 1.583 | Gravy 1.578 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Gravy | 4.956 | Radiator 3.111 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Gravy | 7.711 | Puck Yeah 2.678 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Gravy | 10.628 | Gravy 2.917 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Gravy | 12.650 | Slapper 1.695 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Gravy | 21.306 | Lil Nugget 8.361 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Gravy | 24.183 | Puck Yeah 2.628 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Gravy | 26.528 | Puck Yeah 1.322 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Puck Yeah | 28.917 | Puck Yeah 1.395 |
| The Drops | Metal | Puck Yeah | 30.250 | Puck Yeah 1.333 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Puck Yeah | 31.661 | Puck Yeah 1.411 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Radiator | 35.528 | Slapper 1.306 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Radiator | 38.511 | Slapper 2.138 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Radiator | 44.656 | Slapper 5.606 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Radiator | 48.339 | Chunk 3.111 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 50.522 | Slapper 1.722 |
| The Drops | Hard | Slapper | 52.167 | Slapper 1.645 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 54.183 | Chunk 2.011 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 55.494 | Slapper 1.311 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 57.828 | Slapper 2.334 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Slapper | 59.222 | Slapper 1.394 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 1:01.389 | Lil Nugget 1.822 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Lil Nugget | 1:03.633 | Squish 0.706 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 1:13.372 | Slapper 2.816 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Slapper | 1:15.539 | Crooked Pete 1.422 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:18.883 | Stubbs 1.600 |
| The Drops | Metal | Slapper | 1:20.494 | Stubbs 1.366 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Slapper | 1:21.700 | Stubbs 1.073 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Slapper | 1:23.200 | Slapper 1.500 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Slapper | 1:23.944 | Slapper 0.744 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Slapper | 1:25.111 | Slapper 1.167 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Slapper | 1:26.078 | Slapper 0.967 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:27.744 | Chunk 1.661 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Slapper | 1:29.128 | Slapper 1.384 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Slapper | 1:32.272 | Slapper 3.144 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Slapper | 1:35.511 | Slapper 3.239 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Slapper | 1:37.617 | Slapper 2.106 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:39.972 | Chunk 1.939 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Slapper | 1:41.972 | Chunk 1.861 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Slapper | 1:45.689 | Chunk 3.616 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Slapper | 1:48.200 | Slapper 2.511 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 1:52.389 | Chunk 3.767 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Slapper | 1:55.217 | Chunk 2.672 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Slapper | 1:59.044 | Squish 1.345 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Slapper | 2:01.406 | Squish 1.294 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 3 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 7 | 2/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 11 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 15 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Noodles | 21 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 24 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Beans | 27 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | Basement Heat | 28 | 1/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · HOME
350 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 3-14-13-6-6.
145.68
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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