Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 13 · Round 17

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Old Gristle survives to win

Old Gristle took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Wide Load finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
Old Gristle INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 8:57.500 11 +10 50 14.3
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:20.028 +22.53 13 +11 47 14.7
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:21.355 +23.86 5 +2 48 15.6
The Lieutenant INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:34.351 +36.85 3 -1 30 14.4
5 Second Sock WET The Wet Socks 9:41.611 +44.11 10 +5 39 12.6
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 9:48.628 +51.13 16 +10 58 14.9
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:50.890 +53.39 14 +7 45 13.8
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 9:57.849 +60.35 15 +7 24 12.6
Butter Bean INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:03.061 +65.56 7 -2 45 14.3
10 Floppy Joe NOO The Noodles 10:05.334 +67.83 8 -2 41 11.9
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:06.868 +69.37 4 -7 16 21.5
The Unit INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:11.312 +73.81 2 -10 61 12.4
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:12.300 +74.80 1 -12 55 13.4
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 10:39.623 +102.12 12 -2 16 21.3
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 10:50.173 +112.67 6 -9 37 20.5
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 11:17.389 +139.89 9 -7 31 20.2
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney. Averaging 23.4 contacts an event coming in.
5.367
Puck Yeah hits the front. Career record: 189 wins from 356, average finish 3.0.
10.428
Puck Yeah gets air. Recent finishes: 3-5-1-5-4.
13.828
The Unit is airborne.
17.306
Floppy Joe is airborne.
21.556
And Floppy Joe takes flight. Recent finishes: 6-8-8-15-14.
26.344
That is not going to help. Averaging 25.1 contacts an event coming in.
29.778
That is a big one for Floppy Joe.
33.700
Up goes Lil Nugget.
37.550
Crooked Pete is airborne.
41.039
Well, that was always going to happen.
45.072
Up goes Yolk.
48.572
Big air for Radiator.
53.406
The Kidney finds trouble.
58.278
And it all goes wrong.
1:03.033
They will not want to see that again.
1:06.617
No idea what happened there.
1:12.033
You do not see that every day.
1:16.494
Big air for Butter Bean.
1:20.033
Big move from Custard.
1:26.939
Wide Load is completely off the deck.
1:31.039
No idea what happened there.
1:34.978
Absolute carnage.
1:38.456
The Lieutenant gets air.
1:43.711
Radiator is completely off the deck.
1:47.117
Oh dear.
1:50.633
Absolute carnage.
1:55.117
And Wide Load takes flight.
1:58.844
Big air for The Kidney.
2:02.444
And Yolk takes flight.
2:05.622
Wide Load is going to win this.
2:06.033
Right into it goes Radiator.
2:09.433
It is Old Gristle!
2:18.211
Oh dear.
2:28.339
That is a big one for Radiator.
2:52.061
Oh dear.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal The Kidney 1.567 The Kidney 1.567
Smooth Descent Metal Puck Yeah 4.994 Puck Yeah 3.050
Sweeping Curve Metal Puck Yeah 7.128 Honey Mustard 2.055
Smooth Descent Metal Puck Yeah 10.022 Honey Mustard 2.889
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 11.694 Puck Yeah 1.672
Peg Field Hard Puck Yeah 13.256 Honey Mustard 1.273
The Pinball Table Slick Old Gristle 15.628 Old Gristle 1.839
Collision Funnel Hard Old Gristle 16.578 Honey Mustard 0.850
Smooth Descent Hard Old Gristle 18.033 Honey Mustard 1.322
Barrier Run Smooth Old Gristle 19.289 Honey Mustard 1.100
Sweeping Curve Smooth Old Gristle 21.494 Wide Load 1.577
Bounce Pads Smooth Old Gristle 24.239 Wide Load 2.200
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Old Gristle 27.772 The Unit 3.256
Narrow Pipe Metal Old Gristle 30.494 Crooked Pete 2.211
The Drops Metal Old Gristle 32.139 Honey Mustard 1.611
Rotating Drum Metal Old Gristle 33.522 Puck Yeah 1.305
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Old Gristle 35.378 Puck Yeah 1.617
The Washboard Metal Old Gristle 37.183 Wide Load 1.372
Slick Floor Slick Old Gristle 39.044 Old Gristle 1.861
S-Bend Smooth Honey Mustard 44.300 Honey Mustard 3.306
Tight Curve Smooth Honey Mustard 49.411 Floppy Joe 2.516
The Funnel Smooth Honey Mustard 51.950 Puck Yeah 2.428
Narrow Pipe Metal Honey Mustard 54.778 Custard 2.222
The Gauntlet Smooth Honey Mustard 56.928 Puck Yeah 2.023
The Hairpin Smooth Honey Mustard 1:01.050 Puck Yeah 3.755
Split Route Smooth Honey Mustard 1:02.817 Puck Yeah 1.611
The Spiral Metal Honey Mustard 1:07.928 Yolk 1.705
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Puck Yeah 1:21.244 Tube Sock 3.417
Rotating Drum Metal Puck Yeah 1:24.178 Floppy Joe 1.473
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 1:28.028 Custard 1.706
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 1:29.761 Custard 1.494
Peg Field Hard Puck Yeah 1:31.039 Puck Yeah 1.278
The Pinball Table Slick Puck Yeah 1:32.761 Puck Yeah 1.722
Collision Funnel Hard Puck Yeah 1:33.733 Puck Yeah 0.972
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:35.694 The Lieutenant 1.423
Barrier Run Smooth Puck Yeah 1:37.267 Wide Load 1.511
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:39.383 Honey Mustard 2.067
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:41.233 Wide Load 1.578
Bounce Pads Smooth Honey Mustard 1:45.328 Custard 1.439
The Gap Hard Honey Mustard 1:46.856 Honey Mustard 1.528
The Drops Hard Honey Mustard 1:48.078 Honey Mustard 1.222
Sweeping Curve Smooth Honey Mustard 1:49.933 Honey Mustard 1.855
The Washboard Hard Honey Mustard 1:52.194 Wide Load 2.006
Big Air Metal Wide Load 1:59.433 Wide Load 2.855
Smooth Descent Smooth Wide Load 2:01.400 Wide Load 1.967
Sweeping Curve Metal Wide Load 2:03.611 Wide Load 2.211
Final Sprint Metal Wide Load 2:05.950 Wide Load 2.339
Target Zone Carpet Wide Load 2:07.311 Wide Load 1.361
Exit Gate Metal Wide Load 2:08.622 Wide Load 1.311
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 LMP Lump Patrol 5 0/2 8
2 SFT The Soft Boys 10 0/2 7
3 WET The Wet Socks 13 1/2 6
4 BEA The Beans 15 0/2 5
5 PCK The Pucks 18 0/2 4
6 NOO The Noodles 21 1/2 3
7 HEA Basement Heat 25 0/2 2
8 NUG The Nuggets 29 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
315 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 6-7-7-6-8.
61.91
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
354 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-9-7-7-3.
73.95
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
339 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.2. Last five: 5-6-8-8-8.
65.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
341 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-16-6-8-15.
59.54
6
The Kidney The Beans
342 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 8-14-5-14-5.
108.52
22
Butter Bean The Beans
332 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.2. Last five: 8-5-5-7-5.
51.70
4
Radiator Basement Heat
332 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 7-13-4-6-8.
84.72
1
The Unit Basement Heat
341 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 7-4-5-16-6.
89.97
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
334 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 2-2-3-6-3.
8.54
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
345 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 2-3-2-3-3.
6.77
44
Old Gristle Lump Patrol
347 starts, 74 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 3-1-2-3-2.
5.04
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
346 starts, 81 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 3-1-3-11-2.
8.00
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
349 starts, 188 wins, average finish 3.0. Last five: 1-1-3-1-5.
4.45
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
327 starts, 156 wins, average finish 3.4. Last five: 1-2-3-1-1.
7.12
21
Custard The Soft Boys
347 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-10-8-4-5.
29.23
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
348 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-4-8-9-4.
25.61

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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