· Season 13 · Round 2
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Wide Load wins at Nan's Landing
Wide Load took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Wide Load | The Pucks | 8:21.006 | — | 13 | +12 | 36 | 15.5 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 8:43.422 | +22.42 | 6 | +4 | 35 | 13.1 |
| 3 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 8:54.149 | +33.14 | 14 | +11 | 35 | 15.0 |
| 4 | Lil Nugget | The Nuggets | 9:00.095 | +39.09 | 4 | 0 | 32 | 13.2 |
| — | Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:21.151 | +60.15 | 3 | -2 | 36 | 13.2 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 9:24.672 | +63.67 | 2 | -4 | 3 | 17.7 |
| 7 | Yolk | The Soft Boys | 9:27.440 | +66.43 | 16 | +9 | 38 | 13.5 |
| 8 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 9:31.473 | +70.47 | 9 | +1 | 35 | 13.9 |
| 9 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 9:36.990 | +75.98 | 1 | -8 | 39 | 14.1 |
| 10 | Long John | The Noodles | 9:40.161 | +79.16 | 12 | +2 | 35 | 13.8 |
| 11 | The Unit | Basement Heat | 9:48.590 | +87.58 | 8 | -3 | 44 | 12.3 |
| 12 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 9:51.256 | +90.25 | 5 | -7 | 42 | 15.7 |
| 13 | Sweaty Gerald | The Beans | 10:00.017 | +99.01 | 7 | -6 | 50 | 14.1 |
| 14 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 10:01.972 | +100.97 | 11 | -3 | 41 | 12.0 |
| 15 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 10:02.933 | +101.93 | 10 | -5 | 36 | 12.7 |
| 16 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 10:15.888 | +114.88 | 15 | -1 | 43 | 11.6 |
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 23.8 contacts an event coming in.
6.750
Heavy contact for Puck Yeah.
10.533
Wide Load finds trouble.
14.017
Look at that.
17.767
The Heel gets air.
21.294
Up goes Sweaty Gerald.
26.767
It is chaos out there.
30.883
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
34.444
You do not see that every day.
38.033
Wide Load is completely off the deck.
41.589
And it all goes wrong.
45.078
Sweaty Gerald gets air. Recent finishes: 5-7-7-5-8.
48.706
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 16-1-1-1-2.
52.300
And The Lieutenant takes flight.
56.122
And The Lieutenant takes flight. Recent finishes: 2-2-3-1-3.
59.522
They will not want to see that again.
1:03.017
The Unit gets air. Recent finishes: 15-7-8-6-14.
1:06.578
Sweaty Gerald gets air.
1:10.789
Lil Nugget gets hit hard.
1:16.878
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:20.611
Extraordinary scenes.
1:24.106
And The Lieutenant takes flight.
1:27.983
That is the sport, right there.
1:32.111
That is not going to help.
1:35.728
And Yolk takes flight.
1:39.250
You do not see that every day.
1:42.828
Up goes Refried Ron.
1:46.567
Heavy contact for Wide Load.
1:50.972
Right into it goes Puck Yeah.
1:56.283
Oh dear.
2:01.439
Puck Yeah has it.
2:04.439
Wide Load wins it.
2:11.283
Thick Rick takes a knock.
2:16.750
Crooked Pete takes a knock.
2:22.539
Look at that.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Refried Ron | 1.567 | Refried Ron 1.567 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Refried Ron | 5.167 | Puck Yeah 2.900 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Chunk | 7.517 | The Lieutenant 2.222 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Chunk | 10.878 | Squish 3.011 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Chunk | 12.694 | The Lieutenant 1.611 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Squish | 21.078 | Squish 8.411 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Squish | 23.989 | Puck Yeah 2.684 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Puck Yeah | 26.839 | Puck Yeah 1.261 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Puck Yeah | 30.128 | Crawlspace 1.777 |
| The Drops | Metal | Puck Yeah | 31.756 | Crawlspace 1.589 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Puck Yeah | 33.256 | Wide Load 1.483 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 34.611 | Puck Yeah 1.355 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 36.522 | Wide Load 1.839 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 42.156 | Wide Load 2.855 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Puck Yeah | 45.483 | The Lieutenant 3.122 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 47.394 | Wide Load 1.883 |
| The Drops | Hard | Puck Yeah | 49.100 | Wide Load 1.628 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 51.067 | Puck Yeah 1.967 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 52.356 | Puck Yeah 1.289 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 54.578 | Puck Yeah 2.222 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 55.994 | The Lieutenant 1.388 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 58.194 | Wide Load 1.811 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Wide Load | 1:03.339 | Crawlspace 0.650 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Puck Yeah | 1:09.728 | Puck Yeah 2.695 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:12.767 | Wide Load 1.239 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:16.106 | Wide Load 1.323 |
| The Drops | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:17.844 | Wide Load 1.211 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:19.317 | Squish 1.123 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Puck Yeah | 1:22.328 | Squish 1.677 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:23.717 | Lil Nugget 0.839 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | Puck Yeah | 1:25.706 | Lil Nugget 1.361 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:27.222 | Wide Load 1.216 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:29.144 | The Lieutenant 1.839 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:30.983 | Wide Load 1.561 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:34.678 | Lil Nugget 3.250 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:38.511 | Wide Load 3.506 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:40.694 | Wide Load 2.177 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Puck Yeah | 1:43.194 | The Lieutenant 2.117 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:45.222 | The Lieutenant 2.022 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:48.789 | Puck Yeah 3.567 |
| Split Route | Smooth | Puck Yeah | 1:51.389 | Puck Yeah 2.600 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:55.333 | Puck Yeah 3.944 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 1:58.061 | Puck Yeah 2.728 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 2:02.072 | Squish 1.389 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | Puck Yeah | 2:04.439 | Squish 1.311 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 6 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 8 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Soft Boys | 10 | 2/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Nuggets | 12 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 23 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 24 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Noodles | 24 | 2/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 29 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · HOME
348 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-6-6-12-7.
125.34
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
339 starts, 80 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 2-2-3-1-3.
3.61
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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