Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 13 · Round 2

The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race

Nan's Landing · The Banister Classic · 659 m · 16 competitors Soft surfaces Heavy drops Pinch points Uphill section Peg chaos Slick floor Curve heavy
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Wide Load wins at Nan's Landing

Wide Load took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 2 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 8:21.006 13 +12 36 15.5
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 8:43.422 +22.42 6 +4 35 13.1
3 Squish SFT The Soft Boys 8:54.149 +33.14 14 +11 35 15.0
4 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 9:00.095 +39.09 4 0 32 13.2
Puck Yeah INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:21.151 +60.15 3 -2 36 13.2
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 9:24.672 +63.67 2 -4 3 17.7
7 Yolk SFT The Soft Boys 9:27.440 +66.43 16 +9 38 13.5
8 Thick Rick NUG The Nuggets 9:31.473 +70.47 9 +1 35 13.9
9 The Heel WET The Wet Socks 9:36.990 +75.98 1 -8 39 14.1
10 Long John NOO The Noodles 9:40.161 +79.16 12 +2 35 13.8
11 The Unit HEA Basement Heat 9:48.590 +87.58 8 -3 44 12.3
12 Crawlspace HEA Basement Heat 9:51.256 +90.25 5 -7 42 15.7
13 Sweaty Gerald BEA The Beans 10:00.017 +99.01 7 -6 50 14.1
14 Crooked Pete NOO The Noodles 10:01.972 +100.97 11 -3 41 12.0
15 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 10:02.933 +101.93 10 -5 36 12.7
16 Refried Ron BEA The Beans 10:15.888 +114.88 15 -1 43 11.6
0.017
Well, that was always going to happen. Averaging 23.8 contacts an event coming in.
6.750
Heavy contact for Puck Yeah.
10.533
Wide Load finds trouble.
14.017
Look at that.
17.767
The Heel gets air.
21.294
Up goes Sweaty Gerald.
26.767
It is chaos out there.
30.883
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
34.444
You do not see that every day.
38.033
Wide Load is completely off the deck.
41.589
And it all goes wrong.
45.078
Sweaty Gerald gets air. Recent finishes: 5-7-7-5-8.
48.706
Ooh, that looked like it hurt. Recent finishes: 16-1-1-1-2.
52.300
And The Lieutenant takes flight.
56.122
And The Lieutenant takes flight. Recent finishes: 2-2-3-1-3.
59.522
They will not want to see that again.
1:03.017
The Unit gets air. Recent finishes: 15-7-8-6-14.
1:06.578
Sweaty Gerald gets air.
1:10.789
Lil Nugget gets hit hard.
1:16.878
That is going to sting in the morning.
1:20.611
Extraordinary scenes.
1:24.106
And The Lieutenant takes flight.
1:27.983
That is the sport, right there.
1:32.111
That is not going to help.
1:35.728
And Yolk takes flight.
1:39.250
You do not see that every day.
1:42.828
Up goes Refried Ron.
1:46.567
Heavy contact for Wide Load.
1:50.972
Right into it goes Puck Yeah.
1:56.283
Oh dear.
2:01.439
Puck Yeah has it.
2:04.439
Wide Load wins it.
2:11.283
Thick Rick takes a knock.
2:16.750
Crooked Pete takes a knock.
2:22.539
Look at that.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Carpet Refried Ron 1.567 Refried Ron 1.567
Smooth Descent Carpet Refried Ron 5.167 Puck Yeah 2.900
Sweeping Curve Carpet Chunk 7.517 The Lieutenant 2.222
Smooth Descent Carpet Chunk 10.878 Squish 3.011
The Drops Carpet Chunk 12.694 The Lieutenant 1.611
The Spiral Metal Squish 21.078 Squish 8.411
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Squish 23.989 Puck Yeah 2.684
Rotating Drum Metal Puck Yeah 26.839 Puck Yeah 1.261
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 30.128 Crawlspace 1.777
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 31.756 Crawlspace 1.589
Stairwell Hard Puck Yeah 33.256 Wide Load 1.483
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 34.611 Puck Yeah 1.355
Tight Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 36.522 Wide Load 1.839
The Hairpin Smooth Puck Yeah 42.156 Wide Load 2.855
Stairwell Hard Puck Yeah 45.483 The Lieutenant 3.122
Fabric Run Soft fabric Puck Yeah 47.394 Wide Load 1.883
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 49.100 Wide Load 1.628
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 51.067 Puck Yeah 1.967
Fabric Run Soft fabric Puck Yeah 52.356 Puck Yeah 1.289
Sweeping Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 54.578 Puck Yeah 2.222
The Kicker Smooth Puck Yeah 55.994 The Lieutenant 1.388
Carpet Flat Carpet Puck Yeah 58.194 Wide Load 1.811
The Spiral Metal Wide Load 1:03.339 Crawlspace 0.650
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Puck Yeah 1:09.728 Puck Yeah 2.695
Rotating Drum Metal Puck Yeah 1:12.767 Wide Load 1.239
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 1:16.106 Wide Load 1.323
The Drops Metal Puck Yeah 1:17.844 Wide Load 1.211
Peg Field Hard Puck Yeah 1:19.317 Squish 1.123
The Pinball Table Slick Puck Yeah 1:22.328 Squish 1.677
Collision Funnel Hard Puck Yeah 1:23.717 Lil Nugget 0.839
Smooth Descent Hard Puck Yeah 1:25.706 Lil Nugget 1.361
Barrier Run Smooth Puck Yeah 1:27.222 Wide Load 1.216
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:29.144 The Lieutenant 1.839
Bounce Pads Smooth Puck Yeah 1:30.983 Wide Load 1.561
S-Bend Smooth Puck Yeah 1:34.678 Lil Nugget 3.250
Tight Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:38.511 Wide Load 3.506
The Funnel Smooth Puck Yeah 1:40.694 Wide Load 2.177
Narrow Pipe Metal Puck Yeah 1:43.194 The Lieutenant 2.117
The Gauntlet Smooth Puck Yeah 1:45.222 The Lieutenant 2.022
The Hairpin Smooth Puck Yeah 1:48.789 Puck Yeah 3.567
Split Route Smooth Puck Yeah 1:51.389 Puck Yeah 2.600
Sweeping Curve Carpet Puck Yeah 1:55.333 Puck Yeah 3.944
Final Sprint Carpet Puck Yeah 1:58.061 Puck Yeah 2.728
Target Zone Carpet Puck Yeah 2:02.072 Squish 1.389
Exit Gate Carpet Puck Yeah 2:04.439 Squish 1.311
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 6 1/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 8 1/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 10 2/2 6
4 NUG The Nuggets 12 2/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 23 2/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 24 2/2 3
7 NOO The Noodles 24 2/2 2
8 BEA The Beans 29 2/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles · HOME
348 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-6-6-12-7.
125.34
7
Long John The Noodles · HOME
338 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-7-6-6-4.
57.65
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
336 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-4-7-12-7.
57.77
9
The Heel The Wet Socks
334 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 7-5-4-7-6.
39.34
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
335 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.4. Last five: 5-7-7-5-8.
99.06
5
Refried Ron The Beans
339 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 5-7-15-5-8.
187.62
1
The Unit Basement Heat
335 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 15-7-8-6-14.
199.09
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
339 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 10-8-6-5-5.
75.90
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
338 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 3-8-2-2-4.
7.77
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
344 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 2-4-3-3-8.
13.72
5
Chunk Lump Patrol · HOME
346 starts, 90 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 14-1-2-16-2.
10.58
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol · HOME
339 starts, 80 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 2-2-3-1-3.
3.61
4
Wide Load The Pucks
321 starts, 152 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 16-1-1-1-2.
10.37
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks
340 starts, 184 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-4-1-2.
3.19
0
Yolk The Soft Boys · HOME
342 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-3-4-7-3.
27.48
2
Squish The Soft Boys · HOME
334 starts, 3 wins, average finish 5.7. Last five: 12-3-4-5-3.
52.13

Course preview

45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp Carpet
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Carpet
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Carpet
16m ↓15°
The Drops Carpet
14m ↓32°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
Tight Curve Carpet
11m ↓12°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Stairwell Hard
16m ↓31°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Carpet
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Carpet
7m ↓8°

Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.

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