Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 13 · Round 28

The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent

The Basement · The Concrete Mile · 611 m · 8 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Uphill section Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win

The Coaster took The Concrete Mile — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 6 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
The Coaster INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 6:31.310 6 +5 21 14.2
2 The Lieutenant LMP Lump Patrol 6:38.788 +7.48 3 +1 29 14.2
Honey Mustard INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 7:39.938 +68.63 5 +2 31 12.3
4 Tube Sock WET The Wet Socks 8:08.072 +96.76 4 0 23 12.3
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 8:10.573 +99.26 2 -3 32 10.9
Tender Greg INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 8:27.722 +116.41 1 -5 27 12.3
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 8:46.373 +135.06 7 0 27 10.9
Pilot Light INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 9:11.345 +160.04 8 0 35 11.2
0.017
Absolute carnage.
5.533
The Coaster goes to the front. Career record: 181 wins from 352, average finish 3.1.
11.167
Up goes The Coaster.
14.839
Up goes Refried Ron. Recent finishes: 7-8-13-6-14.
18.650
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
26.306
Up goes The Coaster. Recent finishes: 1-1-3-1-1.
30.739
That is a big one for Refried Ron.
38.378
That is going to sting in the morning.
50.333
The Coaster gets hit hard. Averaging 17.4 contacts an event coming in.
56.033
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
59.778
Tender Greg finds trouble. Averaging 20.6 contacts an event coming in.
1:06.683
And The Coaster takes flight.
1:10.300
The Coaster gets air.
1:13.928
Up goes The Coaster.
1:18.650
The Lieutenant is airborne.
1:23.844
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
1:27.644
The Coaster has it.
1:27.739
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:31.139
The Coaster takes it.
1:34.617
Up goes Crooked Pete.
1:38.611
Tender Greg is airborne.
1:42.344
Crooked Pete is airborne.
1:46.772
Crooked Pete is completely off the deck.
1:54.528
Crooked Pete takes a knock.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Hard Pilot Light 1.950 Pilot Light 1.950
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 5.089 The Coaster 2.839
Sweeping Curve Hard The Coaster 7.300 The Coaster 2.211
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 10.317 The Lieutenant 2.977
The Drops Hard The Coaster 12.050 The Coaster 1.733
Peg Field Hard The Coaster 13.683 The Lieutenant 1.316
The Pinball Table Slick The Lieutenant 15.878 The Lieutenant 1.845
Collision Funnel Hard The Coaster 16.872 The Coaster 0.928
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 18.306 The Coaster 1.434
Barrier Run Smooth The Coaster 19.522 The Coaster 1.216
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Coaster 21.433 The Coaster 1.911
Bounce Pads Smooth The Coaster 22.944 The Coaster 1.511
Carpet Flat Carpet The Coaster 24.733 The Coaster 1.789
Fabric Run Soft fabric The Coaster 25.922 The Coaster 1.189
Sweeping Curve Carpet The Coaster 27.850 The Coaster 1.928
The Kicker Smooth The Coaster 29.378 The Coaster 1.528
Carpet Flat Carpet The Coaster 31.683 The Coaster 2.305
S-Bend Smooth The Coaster 35.161 The Coaster 3.478
Tight Curve Smooth The Coaster 38.817 The Coaster 3.656
The Funnel Smooth The Coaster 40.956 The Coaster 2.139
Narrow Pipe Metal The Coaster 42.828 The Coaster 1.872
The Gauntlet Smooth The Coaster 44.722 The Coaster 1.894
The Hairpin Smooth The Coaster 48.222 The Coaster 3.500
Split Route Smooth The Coaster 51.106 The Coaster 2.884
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 56.256 The Lieutenant 5.022
Sweeping Curve Hard The Coaster 59.167 The Coaster 2.911
Slick Floor Slick The Coaster 1:01.483 The Coaster 2.316
The Plunge Metal The Coaster 1:03.433 The Coaster 1.950
Smooth Descent Hard The Coaster 1:05.650 The Coaster 2.217
The Kicker Hard The Coaster 1:06.567 The Coaster 0.917
Bounce Pads Smooth The Coaster 1:08.039 The Coaster 1.472
The Gap Hard The Coaster 1:09.706 The Coaster 1.667
The Drops Hard The Coaster 1:10.956 The Coaster 1.250
Sweeping Curve Smooth The Coaster 1:13.006 The Coaster 2.050
The Washboard Hard The Coaster 1:14.922 The Coaster 1.916
Big Air Metal The Coaster 1:17.639 The Coaster 2.717
Smooth Descent Smooth The Coaster 1:19.444 The Coaster 1.805
Sweeping Curve Hard The Coaster 1:21.711 The Coaster 2.267
Final Sprint Hard The Coaster 1:24.022 The Coaster 2.311
Target Zone Carpet The Coaster 1:28.278 The Lieutenant 1.094
Exit Gate Hard The Coaster 1:30.644 The Lieutenant 1.061
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 1 0/1 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 2 1/1 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 3 0/1 6
4 WET The Wet Socks 4 1/1 5
5 BEA The Beans 5 0/1 4
6 SFT The Soft Boys 6 0/1 3
7 NOO The Noodles 7 0/1 2
8 HEA Basement Heat 8 0/1 1
Score is the team's finishing position.

Race card

8 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
362 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-11-6-10-8.
56.83
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks
350 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.9. Last five: 6-8-6-5-7.
43.72
5
Refried Ron The Beans · HOME
353 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 8-7-7-16-12.
69.17
9
Pilot Light Basement Heat · HOME
349 starts, 2 wins, average finish 7.8. Last five: 12-7-4-8-11.
123.78
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets · HOME
342 starts, 26 wins, average finish 4.6. Last five: 7-7-15-2-3.
9.47
10
The Lieutenant Lump Patrol
352 starts, 82 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 2-4-1-3-2.
2.38
3
The Coaster The Pucks
345 starts, 175 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-3-1-4-1.
2.04
6
Tender Greg The Soft Boys
332 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 9-3-4-7-4.
16.40

Course preview

41 sections · 611 m
Starting Ramp Hard
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Carpet Flat Carpet
18m ↓10°
Fabric Run Soft fabric
12m ↓11°
Sweeping Curve Carpet
16m ↓13°
The Kicker Smooth
9m ↓11°
Carpet Flat Carpet
14m ↓10°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
Smooth Descent Hard
22m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
The Plunge Metal
18m ↓30°
Smooth Descent Hard
20m ↓15°
The Kicker Hard
9m ↓11°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Hard
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Hard
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Hard
7m ↓8°

The classic Basement descent, run end to end. Fast, hard, and entirely unforgiving of a bad line — and long enough that a bad line has time to cost you twice. The floor was laid in a single pour with a two-degree fall nobody planned, which is why everything drifts left and why the left wall has been repainted four times.

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