· Season 13 · Round 29
The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Banister Classic — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. The Lieutenant finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. Lump Patrol took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Coaster | The Pucks | 8:15.555 | — | 8 | +7 | 32 | 15.1 |
| 2 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 8:45.644 | +30.09 | 2 | 0 | 36 | 15.7 |
| 3 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 8:50.772 | +35.22 | 4 | +1 | 31 | 14.0 |
| — | Chunk INCOMPLETE | Lump Patrol | 8:57.034 | +41.48 | 12 | +8 | 36 | 14.5 |
| — | Thick Rick INCOMPLETE | The Nuggets | 8:59.711 | +44.16 | 10 | +5 | 38 | 13.8 |
| — | Slapper INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 9:06.267 | +50.71 | 5 | -1 | 38 | 13.1 |
| 7 | Tender Greg | The Soft Boys | 9:34.156 | +78.60 | 1 | -6 | 35 | 13.3 |
| 8 | Custard | The Soft Boys | 9:42.034 | +86.48 | 7 | -1 | 37 | 14.6 |
| 9 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:45.000 | +89.45 | 13 | +4 | 40 | 12.8 |
| 10 | Crooked Pete | The Noodles | 9:45.294 | +89.74 | 15 | +5 | 38 | 14.4 |
| 11 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 9:51.033 | +95.48 | 9 | -2 | 42 | 11.6 |
| 12 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 9:54.950 | +99.40 | 6 | -6 | 47 | 13.4 |
| 13 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 9:56.150 | +100.60 | 11 | -2 | 35 | 13.5 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 10:03.050 | +107.50 | 14 | 0 | 46 | 12.4 |
| 15 | Refried Ron | The Beans | 10:06.878 | +111.32 | 3 | -12 | 54 | 11.4 |
| 16 | Big Randy | The Noodles | 10:09.855 | +114.30 | 16 | 0 | 34 | 12.9 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
4.167
Chunk has the lead. Career record: 94 wins from 362, average finish 3.7.
8.033
Beautiful. Just beautiful. Recent finishes: 2-3-16-8-3.
11.578
Thick Rick is airborne.
15.083
And Tube Sock takes flight.
18.561
Up goes The Coaster.
24.033
It is chaos out there.
28.367
Chunk gets air. Recent finishes: 3-2-5-2-2.
31.878
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
35.394
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
38.872
Up goes Refried Ron. Recent finishes: 5-7-8-13-6.
42.800
It is chaos out there.
47.028
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
50.778
The Lieutenant gets air. Recent finishes: 2-2-5-7-2.
54.356
Thick Rick gets hit hard.
57.950
Chunk gets hit hard.
1:01.350
Up goes Big Randy.
1:04.844
The Coaster is airborne.
1:09.467
And it's Slapper in front now.
1:16.117
Big air for Refried Ron.
1:20.033
Look at that.
1:23.617
You do not see that every day.
1:27.456
Extraordinary scenes.
1:30.967
Right into it goes Big Randy.
1:34.478
And Crawlspace takes flight.
1:38.372
Up goes Tube Sock.
1:44.033
Tube Sock is picking them off.
1:48.856
That is the sport, right there.
1:53.528
Heavy contact for Chunk.
1:57.078
Heavy contact for The Coaster.
2:00.822
Here comes The Coaster.
2:03.822
The Coaster wins it.
2:09.222
Look at that.
2:14.689
Second Sock gets hit hard.
2:18.206
Heavy contact for Crawlspace.
2:21.689
Right into it goes Big Randy.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Big Randy | 1.589 | Big Randy 1.589 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Chunk | 4.922 | Slapper 2.845 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Chunk | 7.467 | The Coaster 2.295 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Chunk | 10.278 | Chunk 2.811 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Chunk | 11.867 | Chunk 1.589 |
| The Spiral | Metal | Chunk | 18.983 | Chunk 7.116 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Chunk | 21.956 | Slapper 2.661 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Chunk | 23.722 | The Lieutenant 1.445 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Chunk | 27.617 | The Lieutenant 1.433 |
| The Drops | Metal | Chunk | 29.256 | The Lieutenant 1.284 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Chunk | 30.800 | The Lieutenant 1.227 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Thick Rick | 33.428 | The Lieutenant 1.239 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Thick Rick | 35.378 | The Coaster 1.845 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Thick Rick | 41.911 | The Coaster 5.244 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Thick Rick | 45.178 | The Coaster 3.128 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Thick Rick | 47.317 | Chunk 1.816 |
| The Drops | Hard | Thick Rick | 49.133 | Chunk 1.539 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 51.167 | The Coaster 1.939 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Slapper | 52.456 | Slapper 1.289 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Slapper | 54.917 | The Coaster 2.355 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Slapper | 56.278 | Slapper 1.361 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Slapper | 58.406 | The Coaster 1.800 |
| The Spiral | Metal | The Coaster | 1:05.189 | Butter Bean 0.556 |
| Laundry Chute | Soft fabric | Slapper | 1:10.383 | Slapper 2.794 |
| Rotating Drum | Metal | Slapper | 1:12.661 | Tube Sock 1.405 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | Slapper | 1:16.283 | The Coaster 1.428 |
| The Drops | Metal | Slapper | 1:17.983 | The Coaster 1.216 |
| Peg Field | Hard | Slapper | 1:19.511 | The Coaster 1.050 |
| The Pinball Table | Slick | Slapper | 1:22.272 | The Coaster 1.539 |
| Collision Funnel | Hard | Slapper | 1:23.956 | Stubbs 0.806 |
| Smooth Descent | Hard | The Lieutenant | 1:26.089 | Custard 1.494 |
| Barrier Run | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:27.517 | Tender Greg 1.256 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:29.378 | The Lieutenant 1.861 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Lieutenant | 1:31.306 | The Coaster 1.623 |
| S-Bend | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:34.467 | The Coaster 2.561 |
| Tight Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:37.567 | The Coaster 3.100 |
| The Funnel | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:39.567 | The Coaster 2.000 |
| Narrow Pipe | Metal | The Coaster | 1:41.861 | Chunk 1.917 |
| The Gauntlet | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:43.833 | The Coaster 1.972 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:47.400 | Chunk 3.433 |
| Split Route | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:50.206 | Big Randy 2.700 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:54.400 | Chunk 3.938 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:57.183 | The Coaster 2.783 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Coaster | 2:01.439 | Thick Rick 1.217 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | The Coaster | 2:03.822 | Thick Rick 1.127 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Lump Patrol | 6 | 1/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Pucks | 7 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 8 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 15 | 2/2 | 5 |
| 5 | The Wet Socks | 20 | 2/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Noodles | 26 | 2/2 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 26 | 1/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Beans | 28 | 2/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared3
Crooked Pete
The Noodles · HOME
362 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.0. Last five: 5-11-6-10-8.
112.24
10
The Lieutenant
Lump Patrol · HOME
352 starts, 82 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 2-4-1-3-2.
4.87
6
Tender Greg
The Soft Boys · HOME
332 starts, 1 win, average finish 5.7. Last five: 9-3-4-7-4.
41.38
Course preview
45 sections · 659 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
The Spiral
Metal
26m
↓19°
Laundry Chute
Soft fabric
18m
↓35°
Rotating Drum
Metal
12m
↓9°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Drops
Metal
14m
↓32°
Peg Field
Hard
14m
↓32°
The Pinball Table
Slick
20m
↓14°
Collision Funnel
Hard
10m
↓16°
Smooth Descent
Hard
16m
↓15°
Barrier Run
Smooth
14m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
S-Bend
Smooth
18m
↓12°
Tight Curve
Smooth
11m
↓12°
The Funnel
Smooth
11m
↓17°
Narrow Pipe
Metal
13m
↓18°
The Gauntlet
Smooth
17m
↓22°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Split Route
Smooth
16m
↓22°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Two full spiral banister descents, run as a pack, and rarely tidy. The rail is the original, waxed once a season by somebody the league declines to name, and the field is told every year that this is fine.
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