· Season 13 · Round 33
The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent
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Carnage — The Coaster survives to win
The Coaster took The Fourteen Steps — Individual Descent for the The Pucks. Old Gristle finished second. 4 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| — | The Coaster INCOMPLETE | The Pucks | 6:34.177 | — | 7 | +6 | 32 | 13.4 |
| 2 | Old Gristle | Lump Patrol | 6:56.840 | +22.66 | 6 | +4 | 40 | 11.1 |
| 3 | Thick Rick | The Nuggets | 7:12.728 | +38.55 | 1 | -2 | 43 | 10.6 |
| 4 | Squish | The Soft Boys | 7:29.751 | +55.57 | 4 | 0 | 42 | 14.2 |
| — | Butter Bean INCOMPLETE | The Beans | 8:07.544 | +93.37 | 3 | -2 | 58 | 12.5 |
| 6 | The Heel | The Wet Socks | 8:10.216 | +96.04 | 5 | -1 | 39 | 12.8 |
| — | Pilot Light INCOMPLETE | Basement Heat | 8:26.483 | +112.31 | 8 | +1 | 38 | 10.5 |
| — | Floppy Joe INCOMPLETE | The Noodles | 8:57.378 | +143.20 | 2 | -6 | 40 | 11.9 |
0.017
Absolute carnage.
8.033
Squish is coming through. Recent finishes: 5-4-1-4-2.
12.917
Big air for The Heel.
16.344
Old Gristle is completely off the deck.
22.733
The Coaster gets hit hard.
28.511
Squish is airborne.
32.161
And Butter Bean takes flight.
36.383
Big air for Butter Bean.
40.033
You do not see that every day.
44.239
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
47.683
Absolute carnage.
51.361
Well, that was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 13-3-5-6-13.
54.783
Floppy Joe takes a knock.
58.950
Big air for The Coaster.
1:03.089
The Coaster is airborne.
1:06.844
And The Coaster takes flight.
1:10.372
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:14.478
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:17.928
Ooh, that looked like it hurt.
1:21.456
That is the sport, right there.
1:25.478
It is chaos out there.
1:34.261
Look at that. Recent finishes: 7-1-3-5-2.
1:37.078
Here comes The Coaster.
1:40.078
The Coaster takes it.
1:45.200
Squish finds trouble. Averaging 20.2 contacts an event coming in.
1:52.033
Floppy Joe is last now.
2:03.394
Floppy Joe takes a knock.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Starting Ramp | Carpet | Pilot Light | 1.961 | Pilot Light 1.961 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | Butter Bean | 5.389 | Butter Bean 3.111 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Squish | 8.472 | Thick Rick 2.528 |
| Smooth Descent | Carpet | The Heel | 12.033 | Old Gristle 3.150 |
| The Drops | Carpet | Squish | 13.872 | The Coaster 1.711 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Squish | 15.494 | The Coaster 1.550 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Squish | 17.383 | The Coaster 1.422 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | Squish | 19.561 | The Coaster 1.889 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | Squish | 25.339 | The Coaster 5.528 |
| Stairwell | Hard | Squish | 28.894 | Old Gristle 3.211 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Squish | 30.944 | The Coaster 1.878 |
| The Drops | Hard | Squish | 32.867 | The Coaster 1.666 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | Squish | 35.489 | The Coaster 2.045 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | Squish | 37.350 | Thick Rick 1.361 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | Squish | 40.544 | Old Gristle 2.434 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | Squish | 42.444 | The Coaster 1.534 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 45.128 | The Coaster 2.350 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Coaster | 47.139 | The Coaster 2.011 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 48.861 | The Coaster 1.722 |
| Tight Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 51.228 | The Coaster 2.367 |
| The Hairpin | Smooth | The Coaster | 57.039 | The Coaster 5.811 |
| Stairwell | Hard | The Coaster | 1:00.267 | The Coaster 3.228 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 1:02.233 | The Coaster 1.966 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 1:04.006 | The Coaster 1.773 |
| Bounce Pads | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:05.772 | The Coaster 1.766 |
| The Gap | Hard | The Coaster | 1:07.556 | The Coaster 1.784 |
| The Drops | Hard | The Coaster | 1:08.900 | The Coaster 1.344 |
| Sweeping Curve | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:10.889 | The Coaster 1.989 |
| The Washboard | Hard | The Coaster | 1:13.356 | The Coaster 2.467 |
| Big Air | Metal | The Coaster | 1:16.267 | The Coaster 2.911 |
| Smooth Descent | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:18.317 | The Coaster 2.050 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:20.511 | The Coaster 2.194 |
| Fabric Run | Soft fabric | The Coaster | 1:21.956 | The Coaster 1.445 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:24.511 | The Coaster 2.555 |
| The Kicker | Smooth | The Coaster | 1:25.856 | The Coaster 1.345 |
| Carpet Flat | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:27.917 | The Coaster 2.061 |
| Sweeping Curve | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:30.722 | The Coaster 2.805 |
| Final Sprint | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:33.128 | The Coaster 2.406 |
| Target Zone | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:37.717 | Pilot Light 1.423 |
| Exit Gate | Carpet | The Coaster | 1:40.078 | Pilot Light 1.439 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Pucks | 1 | 0/1 | 8 |
| 2 | Lump Patrol | 2 | 1/1 | 7 |
| 3 | The Nuggets | 3 | 1/1 | 6 |
| 4 | The Soft Boys | 4 | 1/1 | 5 |
| 5 | The Beans | 5 | 0/1 | 4 |
| 6 | The Wet Socks | 6 | 1/1 | 3 |
| 7 | Basement Heat | 7 | 0/1 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 8 | 0/1 | 1 |
Score is the team's finishing position.
Race card
8 declared12
Floppy Joe
The Noodles · HOME
326 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.5. Last five: 7-10-6-10-5.
68.73
44
Old Gristle
Lump Patrol · HOME
360 starts, 76 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 5-3-2-2-4.
2.93
Course preview
40 sections · 569 m
Starting Ramp
Carpet
8m
↓24°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
20m
↓15°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Smooth Descent
Carpet
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Carpet
14m
↓32°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Tight Curve
Carpet
11m
↓12°
The Hairpin
Smooth
14m
↓16°
Stairwell
Hard
16m
↓31°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Bounce Pads
Smooth
14m
↓22°
The Gap
Hard
16m
↓15°
The Drops
Hard
14m
↓32°
Sweeping Curve
Smooth
16m
↓13°
The Washboard
Hard
16m
↓32°
Big Air
Metal
22m
↓17°
Smooth Descent
Smooth
16m
↓15°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
18m
↓10°
Fabric Run
Soft fabric
12m
↓11°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
The Kicker
Smooth
9m
↓11°
Carpet Flat
Carpet
14m
↓10°
Sweeping Curve
Carpet
16m
↓13°
Final Sprint
Carpet
18m
↓16°
Target Zone
Carpet
8m
↓5°
Exit Gate
Carpet
7m
↓8°
Four stairwells, deep carpet throughout, and a landing that has decided more championships than any other structure in the sport. The steps are not evenly spaced — the eleventh is nine millimetres shallower than the rest, which is nine millimetres more than anybody needs.
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