Paper Mogul Sports
· Season 13 · Round 8

The Service Core — Team Pack Race

Chute Tower · The Service Core · 735 m · 16 competitors Heavy drops Peg chaos Slick floor Pinch points Soft surfaces Air time Curve heavy
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Carnage — Puck Yeah survives to win

Puck Yeah took The Service Core — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Wide Load finished second. 14 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Puck Yeah PCK The Pucks 8:01.777 13 +12 45 15.8
Wide Load INCOMPLETE PCK The Pucks 9:24.111 +82.33 14 +12 39 15.2
Lil Nugget INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 9:24.355 +82.58 12 +9 40 13.8
Yolk INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 9:30.084 +88.31 10 +6 13 19.7
5 Damp Kevin WET The Wet Socks 9:43.099 +101.32 5 0 42 14.1
Long John INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 9:47.179 +105.40 16 +10 54 14.8
Crawlspace INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:00.738 +118.96 6 -1 54 13.8
Thick Rick INCOMPLETE NUG The Nuggets 10:02.150 +120.37 11 +3 14 19.6
Crooked Pete INCOMPLETE NOO The Noodles 10:04.989 +123.21 9 0 55 13.1
Custard INCOMPLETE SFT The Soft Boys 10:14.561 +132.78 1 -9 15 21.3
Refried Ron INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:16.317 +134.54 8 -3 50 13.0
Chunk INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 10:19.934 +138.16 2 -10 13 22.8
Radiator INCOMPLETE HEA Basement Heat 10:22.083 +140.31 4 -9 37 15.8
The Kidney INCOMPLETE BEA The Beans 10:52.028 +170.25 7 -7 17 21.0
Gravy INCOMPLETE LMP Lump Patrol 11:31.578 +209.80 15 0 33 20.3
Tube Sock INCOMPLETE WET The Wet Socks 11:37.517 +215.74 3 -13 46 13.3
0.017
Right into it goes The Kidney.
3.933
The lead changes hands. Gravy. Career record: 66 wins from 315, average finish 3.7.
8.033
Tube Sock is coming through.
12.039
Crooked Pete is completely off the deck.
15.544
And Wide Load takes flight.
19.150
That is a big one for Chunk.
22.872
Custard gets hit hard.
26.461
Right into it goes Puck Yeah. Averaging 17.3 contacts an event coming in.
30.194
And Chunk takes flight.
34.000
Lil Nugget gets air. Recent finishes: 2-3-3-4-3.
37.417
Somebody is going to have to explain that.
40.867
And it all goes wrong.
44.372
Yolk is off the course.
48.028
Up goes Refried Ron. Recent finishes: 5-6-13-5-8.
51.667
The Kidney is out of the race entirely. Recent finishes: 5-14-5-11-7.
58.033
Puck Yeah has the lead.
1:02.117
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:05.917
Extraordinary scenes.
1:09.756
Heavy contact for Tube Sock.
1:15.906
Long John gets air.
1:22.044
Heavy contact for Puck Yeah.
1:25.744
Extraordinary scenes.
1:29.328
And Gravy takes flight.
1:33.072
That is the sport, right there.
1:36.783
That is the sport, right there.
1:40.839
You do not see that every day.
1:44.517
And Refried Ron takes flight.
1:48.156
Puck Yeah is airborne.
1:51.978
Lil Nugget is completely off the deck.
1:55.483
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
1:59.517
No idea what happened there.
2:01.383
Puck Yeah has it.
2:04.294
Refried Ron is completely off the deck.
2:07.694
It is Puck Yeah!
2:25.506
Long John finds trouble.
2:30.633
And it all goes wrong.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Starting Ramp Metal Long John 1.594 Gravy 1.583
Smooth Descent Metal Gravy 4.911 Radiator 3.156
Sweeping Curve Metal Gravy 7.372 Wide Load 2.294
Smooth Descent Metal Gravy 10.606 Crawlspace 3.089
The Drops Metal Gravy 12.389 Chunk 1.678
Peg Field Hard Gravy 13.983 Thick Rick 1.295
The Pinball Table Slick Gravy 16.156 Thick Rick 1.872
Collision Funnel Hard Gravy 17.122 Gravy 0.966
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 18.589 Gravy 1.467
Barrier Run Smooth Gravy 20.300 Puck Yeah 1.344
Sweeping Curve Smooth Gravy 23.028 Puck Yeah 1.856
Bounce Pads Smooth Gravy 25.511 Thick Rick 2.183
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Gravy 28.972 Thick Rick 2.534
Narrow Pipe Metal Gravy 31.283 The Kidney 1.911
The Drops Metal Gravy 32.917 Chunk 1.606
Rotating Drum Metal Gravy 34.350 Lil Nugget 1.344
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Thick Rick 36.128 Chunk 1.611
The Washboard Metal Thick Rick 37.694 Puck Yeah 1.317
Slick Floor Slick Lil Nugget 41.733 Puck Yeah 1.478
S-Bend Smooth Gravy 45.861 Puck Yeah 2.561
Tight Curve Smooth Gravy 47.889 Long John 2.000
The Funnel Smooth Gravy 50.828 Puck Yeah 2.395
Narrow Pipe Metal Gravy 53.661 Wide Load 1.861
The Gauntlet Smooth Gravy 56.778 Wide Load 1.884
The Hairpin Smooth Puck Yeah 1:00.711 Puck Yeah 3.655
Split Route Smooth Puck Yeah 1:02.189 Puck Yeah 1.478
The Spiral Metal Gravy 1:05.444 Gravy 2.383
Laundry Chute Soft fabric Gravy 1:19.144 Puck Yeah 13.250
Rotating Drum Metal Gravy 1:21.222 Wide Load 1.255
Narrow Pipe Metal Gravy 1:24.978 Wide Load 1.317
The Drops Metal Gravy 1:26.656 Wide Load 1.222
Peg Field Hard Gravy 1:27.939 Wide Load 1.183
The Pinball Table Slick Gravy 1:29.589 Gravy 1.650
Collision Funnel Hard Gravy 1:30.422 Gravy 0.833
Smooth Descent Hard Gravy 1:31.789 Gravy 1.367
Barrier Run Smooth Gravy 1:32.906 Gravy 1.117
Sweeping Curve Smooth Gravy 1:34.694 Gravy 1.788
Bounce Pads Smooth Gravy 1:36.233 Gravy 1.539
Bounce Pads Smooth Gravy 1:37.922 Wide Load 1.339
The Gap Hard Puck Yeah 1:43.044 Wide Load 1.389
The Drops Hard Puck Yeah 1:44.650 Wide Load 1.161
Sweeping Curve Smooth Puck Yeah 1:46.944 Wide Load 1.589
The Washboard Hard Puck Yeah 1:48.950 Puck Yeah 2.006
Big Air Metal Puck Yeah 1:51.750 Puck Yeah 2.800
Smooth Descent Smooth Puck Yeah 1:53.761 Puck Yeah 2.011
Sweeping Curve Metal Puck Yeah 1:55.750 Puck Yeah 1.989
Final Sprint Metal Puck Yeah 1:58.133 Puck Yeah 2.383
Target Zone Carpet Puck Yeah 2:02.011 Radiator 1.305
Exit Gate Metal Puck Yeah 2:04.383 Radiator 1.228
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 3 1/2 8
2 NUG The Nuggets 11 0/2 7
3 SFT The Soft Boys 14 0/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 15 0/2 5
5 HEA Basement Heat 20 0/2 4
6 WET The Wet Socks 21 1/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 25 0/2 2
8 LMP Lump Patrol 27 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
348 starts, 0 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 13-6-6-12-7.
89.54
7
Long John The Noodles
338 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.1. Last five: 6-7-6-6-4.
39.54
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks · HOME
334 starts, 2 wins, average finish 6.9. Last five: 5-6-4-16-7.
46.30
11
Tube Sock The Wet Socks · HOME
336 starts, 1 win, average finish 6.8. Last five: 5-4-7-12-7.
40.99
6
The Kidney The Beans
337 starts, 0 wins, average finish 7.6. Last five: 11-7-5-15-8.
97.56
5
Refried Ron The Beans
339 starts, 1 win, average finish 8.0. Last five: 5-7-15-5-8.
107.32
4
Radiator Basement Heat
328 starts, 3 wins, average finish 7.3. Last five: 8-11-6-10-5.
74.59
13
Crawlspace Basement Heat
339 starts, 1 win, average finish 7.1. Last five: 10-8-6-5-5.
46.13
33
Thick Rick The Nuggets
344 starts, 26 wins, average finish 5.0. Last five: 2-4-3-3-8.
12.16
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
338 starts, 22 wins, average finish 4.5. Last five: 3-8-2-2-4.
6.20
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
346 starts, 90 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 14-1-2-16-2.
12.22
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
311 starts, 64 wins, average finish 3.7. Last five: 2-2-1-1-2.
5.95
69
Puck Yeah The Pucks · HOME
340 starts, 184 wins, average finish 3.1. Last five: 1-1-4-1-2.
3.21
4
Wide Load The Pucks · HOME
321 starts, 152 wins, average finish 3.5. Last five: 16-1-1-1-2.
10.90
21
Custard The Soft Boys
341 starts, 7 wins, average finish 5.4. Last five: 4-3-3-7-7.
16.81
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
342 starts, 10 wins, average finish 5.5. Last five: 4-3-4-7-3.
21.31

Course preview

49 sections · 735 m
Starting Ramp Metal
8m ↓24°
Smooth Descent Metal
20m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Smooth Descent Metal
16m ↓15°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
The Washboard Metal
16m ↓32°
Slick Floor Slick
16m ↓12°
S-Bend Smooth
18m ↓12°
Tight Curve Smooth
11m ↓12°
The Funnel Smooth
11m ↓17°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Gauntlet Smooth
17m ↓22°
The Hairpin Smooth
14m ↓16°
Split Route Smooth
16m ↓22°
The Spiral Metal
26m ↓19°
Laundry Chute Soft fabric
18m ↓35°
Rotating Drum Metal
12m ↓9°
Narrow Pipe Metal
13m ↓18°
The Drops Metal
14m ↓32°
Peg Field Hard
14m ↓32°
The Pinball Table Slick
20m ↓14°
Collision Funnel Hard
10m ↓16°
Smooth Descent Hard
16m ↓15°
Barrier Run Smooth
14m ↓22°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
Bounce Pads Smooth
14m ↓22°
The Gap Hard
16m ↓15°
The Drops Hard
14m ↓32°
Sweeping Curve Smooth
16m ↓13°
The Washboard Hard
16m ↓32°
Big Air Metal
22m ↓17°
Smooth Descent Smooth
16m ↓15°
Sweeping Curve Metal
16m ↓13°
Final Sprint Metal
18m ↓16°
Target Zone Carpet
8m ↓5°
Exit Gate Metal
7m ↓8°

Full field, narrow steel, five pinch points. The league's most reliable disaster. It has been shortened twice, on both occasions after a season nobody will discuss on the record, and it is still the longest pack course on the calendar.

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