Derby · Season 12 · Round 10
The Long Mile — Team Pack Race
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Carnage — The Lieutenant survives to win
The Lieutenant took The Long Mile — Team Pack Race for the Lump Patrol. Stubbs finished second. 9 competitors failed to finish. The Wet Socks took the team honours.
| # | Competitor | Team | Time | Gap | Grid | +/- | Contacts | Top speed |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Lieutenant | Lump Patrol | 3:27.742 | — | 11 | +10 | 30 | 12.6 |
| 2 | Stubbs | The Nuggets | 3:33.250 | +5.51 | 10 | +8 | 35 | 12.5 |
| 3 | Slapper | The Pucks | 3:34.200 | +6.46 | 14 | +11 | 34 | 13.2 |
| 4 | Second Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:45.242 | +17.50 | 4 | 0 | 16 | 10.6 |
| 5 | Tube Sock | The Wet Socks | 3:47.033 | +19.29 | 3 | -2 | 16 | 10.7 |
| 6 | Crawlspace | Basement Heat | 3:53.125 | +25.38 | 7 | +1 | 26 | 10.7 |
| 7 | Butter Bean | The Beans | 4:06.133 | +38.39 | 5 | -2 | 24 | 10.9 |
| — | Custard WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 16 | +8 | 31 | 11.6 |
| — | Honey Mustard WRECKED | The Nuggets | — | — | 9 | 0 | 48 | 11.9 |
| — | The Coaster WRECKED | The Pucks | — | — | 13 | +3 | 31 | 12.8 |
| — | Floppy Joe WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 1 | -10 | 13 | 10.6 |
| — | Chunk WRECKED | Lump Patrol | — | — | 12 | 0 | 23 | 11.8 |
| — | Crooked Pete WRECKED | The Noodles | — | — | 2 | -11 | 13 | 10.6 |
| — | Pilot Light WRECKED | Basement Heat | — | — | 8 | -6 | 12 | 10.3 |
| — | Yolk WRECKED | The Soft Boys | — | — | 15 | 0 | 12 | 11.7 |
| — | Refried Ron WRECKED | The Beans | — | — | 6 | -10 | 14 | 10.5 |
2.317
They will not want to see that again.
8.083
Stubbs is airborne!
12.683
That was always going to happen. Recent finishes: 8-7-14-4-15.
16.975
There goes a piece of Slapper. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-1.
23.083
Absolute carnage.
28.775
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
38.450
The Lieutenant is airborne!
43.425
Slapper leaves something behind. Recent finishes: 1-2-1-1-1.
48.633
They felt that in the back row. Recent finishes: 3-2-5-2-2.
54.192
They will not want to see that again. Recent finishes: 8-7-14-4-15.
1:01.617
Up it goes.
1:06.408
That has come off.
1:11.583
That is a long way off the ground.
1:16.808
Crooked Pete is losing bits.
1:24.950
The Lieutenant leaves something behind.
1:29.233
There is nothing protecting Yolk now.
1:33.350
That is Pilot Light taking Refried Ron with them.
1:36.758
That is Honey Mustard taking Yolk with them.
1:41.492
Stripped to the shell.
1:45.708
There is nothing protecting Pilot Light now.
1:50.050
Honey Mustard is going backwards.
1:54.858
Beautiful. Just beautiful.
2:00.000
And that is Pilot Light finished.
2:04.625
Up it goes.
2:09.675
That was always going to happen.
2:13.842
And that is Chunk finished.
2:18.667
Up it goes.
2:20.167
Wrecked, and out of the race.
2:25.942
There goes a piece of Honey Mustard.
2:34.975
They felt that in the back row.
2:40.383
Up it goes.
2:45.633
There is nothing left of it.
2:51.400
Look at the state of it.
2:58.750
There goes a piece of Slapper.
3:02.525
One to go.
3:08.358
There goes a piece of Custard.
3:09.942
The Coaster will not be back.
3:12.458
Floppy Joe will not be back.
3:17.750
That is a long way off the ground.
3:24.033
That has come off.
3:24.742
The Lieutenant has it.
3:27.525
The Lieutenant has put Honey Mustard out.
3:29.025
It is The Lieutenant!
3:33.742
Extraordinary scenes.
3:38.175
And that is Custard finished.
3:52.883
There goes a piece of Butter Bean.
| Section | Surface | Leader at exit | Elapsed | Fastest through |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Stubbs | 23.367 | Stubbs 23.367 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 47.608 | The Lieutenant 23.450 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Stubbs | 1:09.850 | Stubbs 21.867 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Stubbs | 1:30.733 | Stubbs 20.883 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Stubbs | 1:53.125 | Stubbs 22.392 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Stubbs | 2:18.233 | The Lieutenant 21.591 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | Stubbs | 2:43.758 | The Coaster 19.934 |
| Smooth Descent | Clay | The Lieutenant | 3:02.525 | The Lieutenant 18.500 |
| # | Team | Score | Finishers | Points |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | The Wet Socks | 9 | 2/2 | 8 |
| 2 | The Nuggets | 11 | 1/2 | 7 |
| 3 | Lump Patrol | 13 | 1/2 | 6 |
| 4 | The Pucks | 13 | 1/2 | 5 |
| 5 | Basement Heat | 20 | 1/2 | 4 |
| 6 | The Beans | 23 | 1/2 | 3 |
| 7 | The Soft Boys | 23 | 0/2 | 2 |
| 8 | The Noodles | 24 | 0/2 | 1 |
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.
Race card
16 declared9
Pilot Light
Basement Heat
248 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.5. Last five: 13-10-15-11-14.
219.30
Course preview
5 sections · 161 m
Smooth Descent
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50m
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Smooth Descent
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15m
↓13°
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50m
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The endurance one, cut into the floor of an old quarry — the biggest lap on the calendar, with a real hill in the back straight that has to be climbed nine times. This is attrition rather than carnage: a Chunkle that has shed half its rind has also shed the momentum to get up the hill, and simply stops being a competitor somewhere on the slope. Races here are won by the patient and finished by almost nobody. The quarry has, everyone agrees, excellent natural acoustics for the sound of something giving up.
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