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Derby · Season 12 · Round 29

The Rink — Team Pack Race

The Cold Store · The Rink · 124 m · 16 competitors No grip Steep banking
FULL TIME Fairness
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Carnage — Wide Load survives to win

Wide Load took The Rink — Team Pack Race for the The Pucks. Gravy finished second. 10 competitors failed to finish. The Pucks took the team honours.

#CompetitorTeamTimeGap Grid+/-ContactsTop speed
1 Wide Load PCK The Pucks 2:41.533 — 14 +13 21 11.6
2 Gravy LMP Lump Patrol 2:50.550 +9.02 12 +10 23 11.1
3 The Coaster PCK The Pucks 2:53.767 +12.23 13 +10 12 11.0
4 Chunk LMP Lump Patrol 2:59.317 +17.78 11 +7 20 11.4
5 Lil Nugget NUG The Nuggets 3:08.842 +27.31 9 +4 32 11.4
6 Honey Mustard NUG The Nuggets 3:09.283 +27.75 10 +4 28 10.6
— The Unit RUNNING HEA Basement Heat — — 8 +1 17 9.5
— Floppy Joe RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 1 -7 8 9.6
— Damp Kevin RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 3 -6 9 9.4
— Second Sock RUNNING WET The Wet Socks — — 4 -6 11 9.2
— Crooked Pete RUNNING NOO The Noodles — — 2 -9 14 9.5
— Sweaty Gerald RUNNING BEA The Beans — — 5 -7 19 9.7
— Squish WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 16 +3 19 10.0
— Radiator WRECKED HEA Basement Heat — — 7 -7 13 9.6
— Yolk WRECKED SFT The Soft Boys — — 15 0 12 10.3
— Refried Ron WRECKED BEA The Beans — — 6 -10 12 9.7
3.083
They felt that in the back row.
7.517
The Coaster is airborne!
11.850
A new leader — Chunk. Career record: 97 wins from 378, average finish 3.7.
17.758
Extraordinary scenes. Recent finishes: 4-2-14-2-7.
21.967
Refried Ron is losing bits.
27.892
Oh, that is a big one. Recent finishes: 3-16-7-3-3.
32.767
You do not see that every day. Recent finishes: 15-11-7-8-6.
39.992
Refried Ron leaves something behind.
44.500
There goes a piece of The Coaster.
50.050
Lil Nugget is losing places.
54.708
Look at the state of it. Recent finishes: 7-12-6-8-7.
59.183
That has come off.
1:03.475
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
1:14.092
That has come off.
1:18.875
Squish is losing bits.
1:24.000
Yolk leaves something behind.
1:30.958
Yolk is losing bits.
1:37.842
Absolute carnage.
1:43.242
That has come off.
1:47.383
Damp Kevin has put Refried Ron out.
1:52.825
Squish has nothing left on it.
1:59.700
Look at the state of it.
2:04.025
There goes a piece of Lil Nugget.
2:08.533
Yolk is airborne!
2:10.033
That is Gravy taking Yolk with them.
2:14.433
Up it goes.
2:19.567
Honey Mustard is airborne!
2:23.975
This is the last of it.
2:29.442
And that is Squish finished.
2:36.600
That is a long way off the ground.
2:38.100
Radiator will not be back.
2:38.533
Here comes Wide Load.
2:41.533
It is Wide Load!
2:48.892
That has come off.
3:01.008
There is nothing left of it.
3:11.000
That has come off.
SectionSurfaceLeader at exitElapsedFastest through
Smooth Descent Slick Chunk 17.975 Chunk 17.975
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 31.483 Wide Load 13.341
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 47.383 Chunk 15.725
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 1:01.858 The Coaster 14.366
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 1:16.933 Wide Load 15.075
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 1:32.042 Wide Load 15.109
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 1:49.142 Gravy 15.208
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 2:06.508 Gravy 14.942
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 2:23.975 Gravy 15.717
Smooth Descent Slick Wide Load 2:41.533 The Coaster 17.409
#TeamScoreFinishersPoints
1 PCK The Pucks 4 2/2 8
2 LMP Lump Patrol 6 2/2 7
3 NUG The Nuggets 11 2/2 6
4 NOO The Noodles 19 0/2 5
5 WET The Wet Socks 19 0/2 4
6 HEA Basement Heat 21 0/2 3
7 BEA The Beans 28 0/2 2
8 SFT The Soft Boys 28 0/2 1
Pack races score the sum of a team's best three finishing positions. Lower is better.

Race card

16 declared
12
Floppy Joe The Noodles
288 starts, 11 wins, average finish 9.2. Last five: 9-4-15-3-4.
219.30
3
Crooked Pete The Noodles
270 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 12-3-8-13-12.
217.39
4
Damp Kevin The Wet Socks
293 starts, 52 wins, average finish 3.8. Last five: 2-4-3-3-2.
3.98
2
Second Sock The Wet Socks
303 starts, 42 wins, average finish 4.0. Last five: 2-7-1-2-5.
5.41
8
Sweaty Gerald The Beans
278 starts, 0 wins, average finish 10.9. Last five: 10-10-8-4-13.
219.30
5
Refried Ron The Beans
276 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.0. Last five: 13-13-13-13-16.
219.30
4
Radiator Basement Heat
305 starts, 0 wins, average finish 13.1. Last five: 16-14-6-14-16.
219.30
1
The Unit Basement Heat
282 starts, 5 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 7-11-10-5-9.
75.54
0
Lil Nugget The Nuggets
278 starts, 7 wins, average finish 8.7. Last five: 11-8-4-6-7.
65.73
2
Honey Mustard The Nuggets
292 starts, 10 wins, average finish 8.1. Last five: 13-6-13-8-14.
82.03
5
Chunk Lump Patrol
245 starts, 7 wins, average finish 10.0. Last five: 9-12-5-16-10.
219.30
17
Gravy Lump Patrol
296 starts, 43 wins, average finish 6.8. Last five: 6-13-1-5-1.
18.07
3
The Coaster The Pucks
284 starts, 27 wins, average finish 7.7. Last five: 1-15-2-5-8.
21.64
4
Wide Load The Pucks
301 starts, 61 wins, average finish 5.1. Last five: 1-1-2-2-1.
1.83
0
Yolk The Soft Boys
282 starts, 0 wins, average finish 14.3. Last five: 15-15-14-16-15.
219.30
2
Squish The Soft Boys
284 starts, 1 win, average finish 10.9. Last five: 14-10-7-12-10.
219.30

Course preview

4 sections · 124 m
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
18m ↓15°
Smooth Descent Smooth
44m ↓15°

Polished concrete under a film of water, in a refrigerated warehouse nobody has stored anything in for years — and there is no grip anywhere in it. Nothing accelerates and nothing slows down, so whatever order the field is in at the first corner is roughly the order it keeps, unless somebody arrives sideways, which somebody always does. Whatever you come in with is what you leave with, dented in the same places. The warehouse is still kept refrigerated, for a reason nobody on the staff has ever been able to establish.

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